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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsI think Kristi Noem just had a panic attack
Maybe Robert could give her a big dose of Vitamin A
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| Like any other serial killer, she needs regular visits to her killing grounds | |
6 (29%) |
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| There hasn't been enough fire and brimstone in her air recently to keep her breathing normally | |
4 (19%) |
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| She accidentally met some nice people the other day and that really triggered her | |
2 (10%) |
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| Recurring nightmares about her future are starting to creep her out | |
9 (43%) |
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I think Kristi Noem just had a panic attack (Original Post)
struggle4progress
Jun 2025
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Historic NY
(39,638 posts)1. Lieabeties is catching up with her.
Ocelot II
(129,021 posts)2. She's haunted by Cricket's ghost.
usonian
(23,514 posts)4. I don't believe in ghosts, but ...

My opinion is not binding on others.
Tarzanrock
(1,250 posts)3. Nah, just bad 'blow' purchased from ...
Cokesnort, Jr.
Maru Kitteh
(31,244 posts)5. Accidentally met nice people, required medical intervention to prevent
a messy public gnome rage incident.
Also (some kidding aside) - menopause. Her life stage actually makes your guess of a panic attack more likely hit on the mark due to changes in breathing patterns that occur with hormonal shifts. Its one of the reasons why our panic disorders, asthma and stress/immune disorders tend to show themselves with vigor during this time. Yeah - ASK ME HOW I KNOW
NBachers
(19,176 posts)6. She saw all the sympathy the Minnesota victims got, and she wants in on it.