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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIs he dead yet?
Impaled on an 88 foot tall flagpole, Vlad-style?
Fatal bowel impaction caused by Hegseth's head being jammed so far up his ass?
Assassinated by ~90M Iranians?
Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?
hlthe2b
(114,015 posts)
SocialDemocrat61
(7,660 posts)like Slim Pickens in Dr. Strangelove 😂
Brainfodder
(7,781 posts)Bit into burger with razor blades right after the Polio chicken bucket, bought from Vance's Chicken on the Run & Discount Burger Cart?
republianmushroom
(22,344 posts)niyad
(132,564 posts)Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.
malaise
(296,267 posts)Impeachment number three may come first
SheltieLover
(80,641 posts)Blue Owl
(59,150 posts)gordianot
(15,772 posts)Cognitive and emotionally he has been dead for years. His golfing, hateful speech and complaints could be some sort of weird muscle memory. I am looking for signs of external deterioration and ceasing locomotion.
58Sunliner
(6,332 posts)Blue Full Moon
(3,505 posts)DONALD ON HIS DEATH BED: "God, am I getting into Heaven?"
GOD: "I'll decide in two weeks. Kidding! I don't want you because you're so wicked. And Satan doesn't want you because he's wary of such fierce competition. So we're just going to disappear you. Apologies to America for waiting so long."
malaise
(296,267 posts)Rec😀
hlthe2b
(114,015 posts)SheltieLover
(80,641 posts)electric_blue68
(26,891 posts)generalbetrayus
(1,878 posts)Maybe OJC will get an invitation to Moscow and be offered a free stay in a sixth-floor luxury suite with a balcony in a luxury hotel.
SheltieLover
(80,641 posts)SheltieLover
(80,641 posts)One day closer!!!
CaptainTruth
(8,204 posts)
Wicked Blue
(8,901 posts)Ilsa
(64,390 posts)surfered
(13,536 posts)LetMyPeopleVote
(180,005 posts)
electric_blue68
(26,891 posts)(Alas, not yet!)
surfered
(13,536 posts)jls4561
(3,149 posts)to accompany the picture of a dozing Melania during the Fatass birthday bash, uh, excuse me, the parade for the armys 250th anniversary.
When I checked, the entry in the lead was Is he dead yet?.
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/which-melania-caption-be-best?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=2337656&post_id=166246975&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=false&r=53v59&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email