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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIs he dead yet?
Impaled on an 88 foot tall flagpole, Vlad-style?
Fatal bowel impaction caused by Hegseth's head being jammed so far up his ass?
Assassinated by ~90M Iranians?
Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?
hlthe2b
(114,389 posts)
SocialDemocrat61
(7,929 posts)like Slim Pickens in Dr. Strangelove 😂
Brainfodder
(7,781 posts)Bit into burger with razor blades right after the Polio chicken bucket, bought from Vance's Chicken on the Run & Discount Burger Cart?
republianmushroom
(22,542 posts)niyad
(133,588 posts)Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.
malaise
(297,433 posts)Impeachment number three may come first
SheltieLover
(81,455 posts)Blue Owl
(59,468 posts)gordianot
(15,785 posts)Cognitive and emotionally he has been dead for years. His golfing, hateful speech and complaints could be some sort of weird muscle memory. I am looking for signs of external deterioration and ceasing locomotion.
58Sunliner
(6,378 posts)Blue Full Moon
(3,601 posts)DONALD ON HIS DEATH BED: "God, am I getting into Heaven?"
GOD: "I'll decide in two weeks. Kidding! I don't want you because you're so wicked. And Satan doesn't want you because he's wary of such fierce competition. So we're just going to disappear you. Apologies to America for waiting so long."
malaise
(297,433 posts)Rec😀
hlthe2b
(114,389 posts)SheltieLover
(81,455 posts)electric_blue68
(27,129 posts)generalbetrayus
(1,948 posts)Maybe OJC will get an invitation to Moscow and be offered a free stay in a sixth-floor luxury suite with a balcony in a luxury hotel.
SheltieLover
(81,455 posts)SheltieLover
(81,455 posts)One day closer!!!
CaptainTruth
(8,238 posts)
Wicked Blue
(8,980 posts)Ilsa
(64,497 posts)surfered
(14,000 posts)LetMyPeopleVote
(181,261 posts)
electric_blue68
(27,129 posts)(Alas, not yet!)
surfered
(14,000 posts)jls4561
(3,249 posts)to accompany the picture of a dozing Melania during the Fatass birthday bash, uh, excuse me, the parade for the armys 250th anniversary.
When I checked, the entry in the lead was Is he dead yet?.
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/which-melania-caption-be-best?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=2337656&post_id=166246975&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=false&r=53v59&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email