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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIs he dead yet?
Impaled on an 88 foot tall flagpole, Vlad-style?
Fatal bowel impaction caused by Hegseth's head being jammed so far up his ass?
Assassinated by ~90M Iranians?
Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?
hlthe2b
(112,805 posts)
SocialDemocrat61
(6,814 posts)like Slim Pickens in Dr. Strangelove 😂
Brainfodder
(7,781 posts)Bit into burger with razor blades right after the Polio chicken bucket, bought from Vance's Chicken on the Run & Discount Burger Cart?
republianmushroom
(22,122 posts)niyad
(129,533 posts)Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.
malaise
(292,750 posts)Impeachment number three may come first
SheltieLover
(76,765 posts)Blue Owl
(58,163 posts)gordianot
(15,739 posts)Cognitive and emotionally he has been dead for years. His golfing, hateful speech and complaints could be some sort of weird muscle memory. I am looking for signs of external deterioration and ceasing locomotion.
58Sunliner
(6,273 posts)Blue Full Moon
(3,156 posts)DONALD ON HIS DEATH BED: "God, am I getting into Heaven?"
GOD: "I'll decide in two weeks. Kidding! I don't want you because you're so wicked. And Satan doesn't want you because he's wary of such fierce competition. So we're just going to disappear you. Apologies to America for waiting so long."
malaise
(292,750 posts)Rec😀
hlthe2b
(112,805 posts)SheltieLover
(76,765 posts)electric_blue68
(25,922 posts)generalbetrayus
(1,498 posts)Maybe OJC will get an invitation to Moscow and be offered a free stay in a sixth-floor luxury suite with a balcony in a luxury hotel.
SheltieLover
(76,765 posts)SheltieLover
(76,765 posts)One day closer!!!
CaptainTruth
(8,046 posts)
Wicked Blue
(8,446 posts)Ilsa
(63,825 posts)surfered
(11,510 posts)LetMyPeopleVote
(174,948 posts)
electric_blue68
(25,922 posts)(Alas, not yet!)
surfered
(11,510 posts)jls4561
(2,830 posts)to accompany the picture of a dozing Melania during the Fatass birthday bash, uh, excuse me, the parade for the armys 250th anniversary.
When I checked, the entry in the lead was Is he dead yet?.
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/which-melania-caption-be-best?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=2337656&post_id=166246975&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=false&r=53v59&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email