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Orrex

(67,432 posts) Sun Jun 22, 2025, 10:16 AM Jun 2025

Is he dead yet?

Impaled on an 88 foot tall flagpole, Vlad-style?

Fatal bowel impaction caused by Hegseth's head being jammed so far up his ass?

Assassinated by ~90M Iranians?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Jun 2025 OP

no Celerity Jun 2025 #1

"Bomb, Bomb, Bomb!" hlthe2b Jun 2025 #2

Rode one of the bombs dropped on Iran SocialDemocrat61 Jun 2025 #3

Shoelace caught during a missile launch, he stood too close squinting, was lifted 4" off the ground and that was enough? Brainfodder Jun 2025 #4

Damn, not last night, to bad, but the day is still young. (sigh) republianmushroom Jun 2025 #5

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jun 2025 #6

No and it looks like malaise Jun 2025 #7

This one needs to get go the Greatest page! RFN! SheltieLover Jun 2025 #15

The miserable fuck is still alive and unwell Blue Owl Jun 2025 #8

When it happens will we know the difference? gordianot Jun 2025 #9

No, fate is unkind. 58Sunliner Jun 2025 #10

From Betty Bowers Blue Full Moon Jun 2025 #11

Most excellent malaise Jun 2025 #13

Perfect! ('Gotta Love Betty Bowers) hlthe2b Jun 2025 #19

Excellent! SheltieLover Jun 2025 #23

Ha! electric_blue68 Jun 2025 #24

Putie-Poot can't be happy about Orange Julius Caesar ordering the attack on Iran. generalbetrayus Jun 2025 #12

Would that suite include a cup of tea, by chance? SheltieLover Jun 2025 #16

Sadly, not yet, but he sure looks like he is. SheltieLover Jun 2025 #14

Today's meme CaptainTruth Jun 2025 #17

Swine flu Wicked Blue Jun 2025 #18

Fellated to death this morning by Petey Kegsbreath. nt Ilsa Jun 2025 #20

Succumbed to either a bacterial or fungal infection from all his advisers licking him after the bombing of Iran surfered Jun 2025 #21

Not yet LetMyPeopleVote Jun 2025 #22

Baaaahahahaaaaaaa! Ty! electric_blue68 Jun 2025 #25

I'm saving that one. Thanks surfered Jun 2025 #26

In related news, today the Borowitz report had a poll today which had subscribers vote on a caption jls4561 Jun 2025 #27

Celerity

(55,046 posts)

1. no

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Jun 22, 2025, 10:17 AM

Jun 2025

hlthe2b

(114,828 posts)

2. "Bomb, Bomb, Bomb!"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Jun 22, 2025, 10:21 AM

Jun 2025

"I'm on Crack!!!"

Maybe the hatred & anger will finally...

SocialDemocrat61

(8,094 posts)

3. Rode one of the bombs dropped on Iran

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Jun 22, 2025, 10:22 AM

Jun 2025

like Slim Pickens in Dr. Strangelove 😂

Brainfodder

(7,781 posts)

4. Shoelace caught during a missile launch, he stood too close squinting, was lifted 4" off the ground and that was enough?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Jun 22, 2025, 10:25 AM

Jun 2025

Bit into burger with razor blades right after the Polio chicken bucket, bought from Vance's Chicken on the Run & Discount Burger Cart?

republianmushroom

(22,788 posts)

5. Damn, not last night, to bad, but the day is still young. (sigh)

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Jun 22, 2025, 11:38 AM

Jun 2025

niyad

(134,249 posts)

6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Jun 22, 2025, 11:43 AM

Jun 2025

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

malaise

(298,359 posts)

7. No and it looks like

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Jun 22, 2025, 11:45 AM

Jun 2025

Impeachment number three may come first

SheltieLover

(81,896 posts)

15. This one needs to get go the Greatest page! RFN!

Reply to malaise (Reply #7)

Sun Jun 22, 2025, 12:33 PM

Jun 2025

https://democraticunderground.com/100220422248

Impeccable timing!

Blue Owl

(59,706 posts)

8. The miserable fuck is still alive and unwell

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Jun 22, 2025, 11:52 AM

Jun 2025

gordianot

(15,801 posts)

9. When it happens will we know the difference?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Jun 22, 2025, 11:57 AM

Jun 2025

Cognitive and emotionally he has been dead for years. His golfing, hateful speech and complaints could be some sort of weird muscle memory. I am looking for signs of external deterioration and ceasing locomotion.

58Sunliner

(6,428 posts)

10. No, fate is unkind.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Jun 22, 2025, 12:13 PM

Jun 2025

Blue Full Moon

(3,674 posts)

11. From Betty Bowers

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Jun 22, 2025, 12:18 PM

Jun 2025

DONALD ON HIS DEATH BED: "God, am I getting into Heaven?"

GOD: "I'll decide in two weeks. Kidding! I don't want you because you're so wicked. And Satan doesn't want you because he's wary of such fierce competition. So we're just going to disappear you. Apologies to America for waiting so long."