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highplainsdem

(59,977 posts)
Mon Jun 23, 2025, 08:29 PM Jun 2025

LOL! John Fugelsang FTW

"Trump's gut" told him Iran's got nukes.
Same gut that told him:

-COVID would disappear by Easter
-disinfectant might be medicinal if you inject it
-he won the 2020 election
-tariffs lower prices

At this point, we should assume Trump’s "gut” is actually a 2nd, dumber brain that lives in his colon.

John Fugelsang (@johnfugelsang.bsky.social) 2025-06-24T00:52:29.468Z
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LOL! John Fugelsang FTW (Original Post) highplainsdem Jun 2025 OP
K & R...... Lovie777 Jun 2025 #1
Bush invaded Iraq because of guttural messages. The Wizard Jun 2025 #2
halliburton corporation WA-03 Democrat Jun 2025 #3
John is just the best! N/t TexasBushwhacker Jun 2025 #4
IOW, "head up his ample ass."... lastlib Jun 2025 #5
Trump's gut makes me want to hurl Grim Chieftain Jun 2025 #6
Stephen Colbert tells us to trust our gut. Shipwack Jun 2025 #7
"Opinions (and gut feelings) are like assholes; everybody's got one..." Grokenstein Jun 2025 #8
Gut worms? IronLionZion Jun 2025 #9
!!! nt wiggs Jun 2025 #10
Gives new meaning to the saying, "Ass for brains." spudspud Jun 2025 #11
Great job by Fugelsang, as usual. (nt) Paladin Jun 2025 #12
Fugelsang got one thing wrong. Trump's "colon brain" is not actually the dumber brain JustABozoOnThisBus Jun 2025 #13
His gut: A (Scotch) tape worm. FailureToCommunicate Jun 2025 #14
Oh thank you John! I needed that! liberalla Jun 2025 #15
To modify an old joke - cab67 Jun 2025 #16
Its not his gut, but he is full of shit. Historic NY Jun 2025 #17
True Gutless Wonder czarjak Jun 2025 #18

Shipwack

(2,995 posts)
7. Stephen Colbert tells us to trust our gut.
Mon Jun 23, 2025, 09:59 PM
Jun 2025

“That’s where the truth lies, right down here in the gut. Do you know you have more nerve endings in your gut than you have in your head? You can look it up. Now, I know some of you are going to say, ‘I did look it up, and that’s not true.’ That’s ’cause you looked it up in a book. Next time, look it up in your gut. I did. My gut tells me that’s how our nervous system works.”

Stephen Colbert
White House Correspondents’ Dinner, 2006

Grokenstein

(6,245 posts)
8. "Opinions (and gut feelings) are like assholes; everybody's got one..."
Mon Jun 23, 2025, 10:35 PM
Jun 2025

"...and they're often full of shit."

JustABozoOnThisBus

(24,594 posts)
13. Fugelsang got one thing wrong. Trump's "colon brain" is not actually the dumber brain
Tue Jun 24, 2025, 06:34 AM
Jun 2025

Trump's "third brain", which rattles around between his ears, is dumber by far.

cab67

(3,627 posts)
16. To modify an old joke -
Tue Jun 24, 2025, 10:31 AM
Jun 2025

Do you know why doctors really like treating Donald Trump?

He's only got two parts - a mouth and an anus - and they're interchangeable.

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