Thanks for the laugh!🤭

We'll see those 90+ trade deals in "two weeks"!

Can't get drunk on stuff that's always two weeks away...

Signs were posted about ‘Free Beer Tonight’ in the Student Activity Center. It turned out that Free Beer was the name of a student rock band. She said there was nearly a riot when the room filled and there was nothing to drink.

Sez the permanent sign, outside the bar

“The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday—but never jam to-day.”
“It must come sometimes to ‘jam to-day,’” Alice objected.
“No, it ca’n’t,” said the Queen. “It’s jam every other day: to-day isn’t any other day, you know”

― Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There

"No man has a good enough memory to be a good liar".....

(especially a drug addled, president, with serious dementia)

Says all that needs saying.

Eh...I still think his pissed over that laughingly embarrassing birthday parade.