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Orrex

(66,671 posts)
Wed Jul 9, 2025, 06:12 AM Jul 2025

Is he dead yet?

Collapsed in despair upon learning that he only appears 642 times in Epstein's files?

Smothered by a lot of bullshit thrown at him by Putin?

Coincidentally fell out a window for reasons that have nothing to do with the above?

Fatal crisis of belief after futilely beseeching God to end the nonsense?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Jul 2025 OP
Haunted to death by epstein's mangy pedo ghost? SheltieLover Jul 2025 #1
I'll take "door" #2! YUUUGELY Ironic! electric_blue68 Jul 2025 #35
No offense to any person of color targeted by ICE assholes was intended. Although, I have a friend who is white as SheltieLover Jul 2025 #37
Oh, I Know -You- DIDN'T Intend any Offense! Sorry if I apoeared unclear.... electric_blue68 Jul 2025 #43
No, I didn't take it that way. Just wanted to clarify for others who might read my post. SheltieLover Jul 2025 #44
Got it! electric_blue68 Jul 2025 #45
... SheltieLover Jul 2025 #46
.... electric_blue68 Jul 2025 #47
"Decapitated when the economy bit him in the ass while his head was stuck up his rectum?" MorbidButterflyTat Jul 2025 #41
#4 Puhleazzzzze? SheltieLover Jul 2025 #2
Expired from lack of a sense of humor? SheltieLover Jul 2025 #3
No but the MAGAts appear to be preparing malaise Jul 2025 #4
So long as they stay in their lane...that would be an improvement imo SheltieLover Jul 2025 #5
Haha malaise Jul 2025 #6
Yup. That's what magats do... SheltieLover Jul 2025 #10
Alas,my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jul 2025 #7
I'm bookmarking links with bubbly corks flying malaise Jul 2025 #8
Excellent!! We must be prepared for that joyous moment! niyad Jul 2025 #21
Soon... SheltieLover Jul 2025 #11
mine too. mopinko Jul 2025 #13
We bought a bottle yesterday for that glorious occasion surfered Jul 2025 #20
Overcome by his own fumes. twodogsbarking Jul 2025 #9
There is no God. Gimpyknee Jul 2025 #12
There was no beginning and there is no end. We are finite and can only understand what is finite. twodogsbarking Jul 2025 #14
does He not ring? Torchlight Jul 2025 #15
Yet you were beseching Her just yesterday. Did She turn you down? niyad Jul 2025 #19
Great suggestion! SheltieLover Jul 2025 #23
You're still here? LoisB Jul 2025 #28
This message was self-deleted by its author niyad Jul 2025 #38
Takes bdamomma Jul 2025 #16
There's only one thing that would make me celebrate today. LetMyPeopleVote Jul 2025 #17
Today's meme (greeting card) CaptainTruth Jul 2025 #18
Hahaha! SheltieLover Jul 2025 #24
Taken out by his own interior decorator and contractor for his crazy remodeling demsnds surfered Jul 2025 #22
I'll bet they are eagerly anticipating the happy news! SheltieLover Jul 2025 #25
Choked on the gold malaise Jul 2025 #26
Good one! SheltieLover Jul 2025 #27
This message was self-deleted by its author Ocelot II Jul 2025 #29
LOL malaise Jul 2025 #32
Fucking freak. As Walz so aptly stated, weird & creepy SheltieLover Jul 2025 #34
WHY THE HELL NOT? Ocelot II Jul 2025 #30
"Oh, my, NO?!" hlthe2b Jul 2025 #31
Didn't happen last night, Damn. republianmushroom Jul 2025 #33
And Orrex soldiers on, unfortunately in this case! electric_blue68 Jul 2025 #36
Hehe malaise Jul 2025 #39
A clot does what no one else can do... NNadir Jul 2025 #40
... SheltieLover Jul 2025 #42

SheltieLover

(76,738 posts)
1. Haunted to death by epstein's mangy pedo ghost?
Wed Jul 9, 2025, 06:21 AM
Jul 2025

Mistaken for a Hispanic by Ice?

Died of shock when mixup in dysfunctional HHS required kraznov to actually work for his healthcare?

Died of broken heart upon learning his bestie, pootin, is full of shit?

Decapitated when the economy bit him in the ass while his head was stuck up his rectum?

electric_blue68

(25,900 posts)
35. I'll take "door" #2! YUUUGELY Ironic!
Wed Jul 9, 2025, 11:44 AM
Jul 2025


(no offense to almost all of the genuine victims of ICE!)

SheltieLover

(76,738 posts)
37. No offense to any person of color targeted by ICE assholes was intended. Although, I have a friend who is white as
Wed Jul 9, 2025, 12:29 PM
Jul 2025

driven snow -- both she and husband -- who recently drove to Canada for a friend's wedding.

They were treated like criminals at the border crossing coming back into the States. Both had ID on them and presented it when asked -- "real IDs" as they fly a lot.

Border crossing jerks tore through their car AND ripped through every piece of clothing and personal effects in their luggage.

Assholes.

electric_blue68

(25,900 posts)
43. Oh, I Know -You- DIDN'T Intend any Offense! Sorry if I apoeared unclear....
Wed Jul 9, 2025, 05:27 PM
Jul 2025

I didn't want anyone thinking I meant any offense! 👍

How awful for your friends! 😬


Bastards!

SheltieLover

(76,738 posts)
44. No, I didn't take it that way. Just wanted to clarify for others who might read my post.
Wed Jul 9, 2025, 05:29 PM
Jul 2025

It was awful. They were both rightly pissed off!

SheltieLover

(76,738 posts)
5. So long as they stay in their lane...that would be an improvement imo
Wed Jul 9, 2025, 06:56 AM
Jul 2025

At least performing their natural function.

niyad

(129,517 posts)
7. Alas,my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Wed Jul 9, 2025, 07:10 AM
Jul 2025

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

malaise

(292,696 posts)
8. I'm bookmarking links with bubbly corks flying
Wed Jul 9, 2025, 07:16 AM
Jul 2025

to post within seconds of the announcement that will literally make the planet shake

twodogsbarking

(17,571 posts)
14. There was no beginning and there is no end. We are finite and can only understand what is finite.
Wed Jul 9, 2025, 07:41 AM
Jul 2025

Tryimg to understand something that is impossible to understand is an exercise in futility. Be here now. Be kind. There is no need for anything else.

niyad

(129,517 posts)
19. Yet you were beseching Her just yesterday. Did She turn you down?
Wed Jul 9, 2025, 09:03 AM
Jul 2025

You might want to consider a new hobby, one more suited to your talents.

Response to LoisB (Reply #28)

surfered

(11,464 posts)
22. Taken out by his own interior decorator and contractor for his crazy remodeling demsnds
Wed Jul 9, 2025, 09:12 AM
Jul 2025

Last edited Wed Jul 9, 2025, 09:43 AM - Edit history (1)

SheltieLover

(76,738 posts)
25. I'll bet they are eagerly anticipating the happy news!
Wed Jul 9, 2025, 09:20 AM
Jul 2025

Cripes, the thought of being in close proximity to diaper don or shitweasle steve makes my skin crawl...

Response to SheltieLover (Reply #27)

electric_blue68

(25,900 posts)
36. And Orrex soldiers on, unfortunately in this case!
Wed Jul 9, 2025, 11:54 AM
Jul 2025

(my more reccent favorite is him getting bonked by one those gaudy fake gold ornaments falling off the Oval Office wall!)

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