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milestogo

(22,581 posts)
Mon Jul 14, 2025, 07:28 PM Jul 2025

Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia



Published: July 14, 2025

WASHINGTON—Facing mounting backlash from his MAGA base over his perceived ties to the Jeffrey Epstein case, President Donald Trump reportedly encouraged his supporters Monday to simply move on from society’s widespread disdain for pedophilia. “It’s time to just accept that some people like having sex with kids and focus on the fantastic things we’re doing to win back the respect of the world,” said Trump, who expressed frustration that instead of celebrating the passage of his domestic spending bill or his historic deportation numbers, many of his supporters were getting distracted by “something that people have done since ancient Greece.”

“Are people really still talking about the sexual abuse of children? Let it go! Our administration is making America great again. That’s the story, not whether I or anyone else ‘diddled’ an underage girl! The case is closed. Sometimes kids get molested. Maybe they shouldn’t dress like such sluts!” Trump went on to state that he has had many pedophile friends and associates over the years who have been fine, hardworking Americans.

https://theonion.com/trump-urges-supporters-to-move-on-from-societal-disdain-for-pedophilia/

Satire, kinda.
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Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia (Original Post) milestogo Jul 2025 OP
Black satire_ well done. Permanut Jul 2025 #1
I had to check the link. niyad Jul 2025 #2
Me, too. synni Jul 2025 #6
Me, too... problem is, it sounded so much LIKE something slightlv Jul 2025 #10
I can actually picture dump saying those things MustLoveBeagles Jul 2025 #3
I can't - I can't imagine him knowing enough about ancient Greece to refer to it. soldierant Jul 2025 #18
Oh, that's funny! electric_blue68 Jul 2025 #31
"It's time to look forward - not backward." harumph Jul 2025 #4
I smelled onions right away. usonian Jul 2025 #5
Thought it was something I_UndergroundPanther Jul 2025 #7
LOL Prairie Gates Jul 2025 #8
How bad it's got? I read the first paragraph before I figured out it was from the onion. OverBurn Jul 2025 #9
That God-Damn piece of walking garbage. WTF is next. Rape is fun? chouchou Jul 2025 #11
Please notice this was The .Onion. One had to check the link. niyad Jul 2025 #12
Boy! That's a "Tell" I truly wasn't that surprised at what he (supposedly) said. chouchou Jul 2025 #13
Like you, and everyone else in this thread, I could easily see him SAYING it niyad Jul 2025 #24
Kick dalton99a Jul 2025 #14
Sadly, those are not even the creepiest ones. niyad Jul 2025 #25
He started with his own daughter--- then he moved on, when she got 'too old' Jack Valentino Jul 2025 #33
... orleans Jul 2025 #15
Exactly. niyad Jul 2025 #26
He MorbidButterflyTat Jul 2025 #29
What makes you think the onion is still joking anymore just because it once did? ancianita Jul 2025 #16
Not amused Chilopsis Jul 2025 #17
I'm not "amused" really either, but I don't think that was the intent anyway. harumph Jul 2025 #19
NOBODY is finding this "amusing", so kindly skip the morality lecture. niyad Jul 2025 #27
The Onion is now a source of social and political commentary. Aussie105 Jul 2025 #20
Satire sometimes pales in comparison as of late. B.See Jul 2025 #21
That so many of us Mossfern Jul 2025 #22
Satire: Still dead. Aristus Jul 2025 #23
This is the second time today that the Onion got me. greatauntoftriplets Jul 2025 #28
He may have unlimited get out of jail free cards, but we're not letting him get away with this one! Initech Jul 2025 #30
FAKE 'ONION"--- more likely from the Trump propaganda department... Jack Valentino Jul 2025 #32

slightlv

(7,438 posts)
10. Me, too... problem is, it sounded so much LIKE something
Mon Jul 14, 2025, 08:57 PM
Jul 2025

trump would do, the onion didn't do it enough justice!!!!

usonian

(23,549 posts)
5. I smelled onions right away.
Mon Jul 14, 2025, 07:53 PM
Jul 2025

🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅

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Oooooh, that's satire with a cattle prod.
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They be frying his Cipollini. (Italian for tiny onions) 😅

I_UndergroundPanther

(13,330 posts)
7. Thought it was something
Mon Jul 14, 2025, 08:05 PM
Jul 2025

Trump posted on truth social because it’s plausable. I couldn’t tell it was satire. It was realistic because trump settled out of court a lot of young girls cases.

chouchou

(2,805 posts)
13. Boy! That's a "Tell" I truly wasn't that surprised at what he (supposedly) said.
Mon Jul 14, 2025, 09:21 PM
Jul 2025

Thank you so much.

niyad

(129,553 posts)
24. Like you, and everyone else in this thread, I could easily see him SAYING it
Mon Jul 14, 2025, 10:38 PM
Jul 2025

out loud. We know he BELIEVES it.

ancianita

(42,880 posts)
16. What makes you think the onion is still joking anymore just because it once did?
Mon Jul 14, 2025, 09:38 PM
Jul 2025

They're not, for all the reasons Lawrence just laid out about why the felon's DOJ won't have Maxwell be allowed anywhere in the world to speak about the reasons and content of her meetings with the felon, who is on tape saying he met her "a lot of times."

Chilopsis

(10 posts)
17. Not amused
Mon Jul 14, 2025, 09:48 PM
Jul 2025

Before we get too carried away with praise for the Onion's satirical take down, please consider how this piece would impact a parent who lost a child to suicide as a direct consequence of sexual molestation. (pedophilia)

harumph

(3,112 posts)
19. I'm not "amused" really either, but I don't think that was the intent anyway.
Mon Jul 14, 2025, 10:14 PM
Jul 2025

Depending on one's particular sensitivities this strain of satire is bound to offend. What is so grotesque about this situation is Trump is such
a degenerate human being that we have to do a double take. I think the term(s) that might be applied to this Onion piece is something
somewhere between satire and sardonicism.

niyad

(129,553 posts)
27. NOBODY is finding this "amusing", so kindly skip the morality lecture.
Mon Jul 14, 2025, 10:49 PM
Jul 2025

We find nothing "amusing" about a piece describing the vocal vomit of a sick, twisted individual that sounds so exactly like something it is plausible for him to spew that we have to check.

Aussie105

(7,645 posts)
20. The Onion is now a source of social and political commentary.
Mon Jul 14, 2025, 10:16 PM
Jul 2025

They have moved away from pure satire because these days the distinction between reality and satire is kind of vague.
The 'in your face' satire of yesteryear no longer has an impact.

Initech

(107,433 posts)
30. He may have unlimited get out of jail free cards, but we're not letting him get away with this one!
Mon Jul 14, 2025, 11:57 PM
Jul 2025
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