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Orrex

(66,671 posts)
Mon Jul 28, 2025, 08:03 AM Jul 2025

Is he dead yet?

Wracked with grief over receiving insufficient thanks?

Brained with a nine iron by the ghost of Sam Snead after cheating at golf, again?

Crushed by cargo palette of secret cash for his "free" "palace in the sky?"


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Jul 2025 OP
Fatal sepsis from infected diaper rash? SheltieLover Jul 2025 #1
Fatal sepsis from diaper rash . HaHaHaHaHa. Von Shitzenpanz. surfered Jul 2025 #15
Thx SheltieLover Jul 2025 #19
If only lamp_shade Jul 2025 #2
Choked on an British Sausage at breakfast. SocialDemocrat61 Jul 2025 #3
Fell asleep and drowned in his cup of tea berniesandersmittens Jul 2025 #21
We need to manifest his death... MiHale Jul 2025 #4
Be careful what you wish for... littlemissmartypants Jul 2025 #12
Sadly, no. But when he eventually does, the creator of the Simpsons says there will be dancing in the streets surfered Jul 2025 #5
Was hiding from Scottish protesters in Fingal's Cave, got trapped by the tides and drowned Blue Owl Jul 2025 #6
Alas, myy bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jul 2025 #7
👠👠👠👠👠👠 SheltieLover Jul 2025 #10
Hopefully soon 🍾🥂 surfered Jul 2025 #16
Damn, not last night. republianmushroom Jul 2025 #8
"Contemplating all the ways that may make this happen..." hlthe2b Jul 2025 #9
So many great possibilities & we just need one. SheltieLover Jul 2025 #11
I'm having fun here malaise Jul 2025 #22
I loved the dinosaur!!! niyad Jul 2025 #30
Metoo malaise Jul 2025 #23
Brain dead, yes, regrettably his physiological death is lagging his brain. NNadir Jul 2025 #13
While cheating at gowf in Scotland, he by a fluke waps a gowfball at a wind turbine, Wicked Blue Jul 2025 #14
Dies of exhaustion and starvation after searching in vain for weeks for the town of South Park, Colorado, generalbetrayus Jul 2025 #17
No but malaise Jul 2025 #18
ask him directly if he is still alive DBoon Jul 2025 #26
You made me laugh malaise Jul 2025 #28
Nope. Still in bed but I would've heard the noise outside. nt BWdem4life Jul 2025 #20
No, dammit. ShazzieB Jul 2025 #24
I heard a rumor his circulatory system is turning into concrete. Duncan Grant Jul 2025 #25
I thought it was his colon DBoon Jul 2025 #27
Another day of disappointment... WestMichRad Jul 2025 #29

SheltieLover

(76,738 posts)
1. Fatal sepsis from infected diaper rash?
Mon Jul 28, 2025, 08:05 AM
Jul 2025

Was too close to the volvano of water when lightening struck? ( https://democraticunderground.com/10182205566 )

Buried alive in beardo's bullshit? https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/vice-president-jd-vance-road-sell-republicans-big-124127417

Fatal injury when cheesy gold crown slipped?

MiHale

(12,618 posts)
4. We need to manifest his death...
Mon Jul 28, 2025, 08:23 AM
Jul 2025

Get everyone together at a set time to focus on him dying… set a date and time…broadcast it publicly…get people believing in manifestation. If we could get a million or so souls focused on his demise…let’s fantasize.

Manifesting is the process of bringing something tangible into your life through focused thoughts, beliefs, and actions. It's often associated with the idea that your thoughts and intentions can shape your reality. Essentially, it's about actively working towards your desires, rather than passively waiting for them to appear.

littlemissmartypants

(31,619 posts)
12. Be careful what you wish for...
Mon Jul 28, 2025, 10:48 AM
Jul 2025

The only way a group manifestation would work is if everyone had exactly the same, precisely clear picture of the desired outcome. It's the clarity of the desired outcome that's the trick. If you don't have that you have to be prepared to accept whatever you get.

Blue Owl

(58,160 posts)
6. Was hiding from Scottish protesters in Fingal's Cave, got trapped by the tides and drowned
Mon Jul 28, 2025, 08:41 AM
Jul 2025

Slowly and agonizingly….

niyad

(129,517 posts)
7. Alas, myy bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Mon Jul 28, 2025, 09:00 AM
Jul 2025

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

republianmushroom

(22,122 posts)
8. Damn, not last night.
Mon Jul 28, 2025, 10:39 AM
Jul 2025

We are getting closer, every day, don't care how or why just get it done lord.

NNadir

(37,289 posts)
13. Brain dead, yes, regrettably his physiological death is lagging his brain.
Mon Jul 28, 2025, 10:49 AM
Jul 2025

It will come soon enough.

Wicked Blue

(8,439 posts)
14. While cheating at gowf in Scotland, he by a fluke waps a gowfball at a wind turbine,
Mon Jul 28, 2025, 10:55 AM
Jul 2025

causing it tae fa' and squish him flat as a plate o' neeps and tatties wi' a side o' haggis.

https://anythingtranslate.com/translators/scottish-slang-translator/

generalbetrayus

(1,497 posts)
17. Dies of exhaustion and starvation after searching in vain for weeks for the town of South Park, Colorado,
Mon Jul 28, 2025, 11:01 AM
Jul 2025

which doesn't actually exist.

DBoon

(24,710 posts)
26. ask him directly if he is still alive
Mon Jul 28, 2025, 02:41 PM
Jul 2025

if he says "yes", then since everything he says is a lie we know he is actually dead

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