Dear Humans,

Lo, the bagpipes did blast and the Donald was silenced. Not by protestors or the press, mind you. But by his own damn bagpiper.

At his Turnberry golf course, while trying to bloviate before cameras, his ceremonial piper kept blasting away as a permanent distraction.

Beautiful. A man so desperate to drown out the truth, he ends up silencing himself. If that ain’t the perfect metaphor for how he’s handling the Epstein scandal, I don’t know what is.

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berniesandersmittens

(13,111 posts)

6. K&R

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Mon Jul 28, 2025, 04:57 PM

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MrWowWow

(1,461 posts)

7. Which is the Annoying Windbag Here?

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Mon Jul 28, 2025, 05:02 PM

Jul 2025

💩 or the bagpipes?

BaronChocula

(4,110 posts)

15. I've actually always loved bagpipes

Reply to MrWowWow (Reply #7)

Mon Jul 28, 2025, 05:49 PM

Jul 2025

I love them even more now.

PatSeg

(52,426 posts)

8. The more he lies, the darker his face gets

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Mon Jul 28, 2025, 05:05 PM

Jul 2025

I wonder if he has different shades of makeup for different situations.

tanyev

(48,791 posts)

20. If he gets any darker, he's gonna get picked up by ICE.

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Mon Jul 28, 2025, 06:43 PM

Jul 2025

PatSeg

(52,426 posts)

35. Ha, ha!

Reply to tanyev (Reply #20)

Tue Jul 29, 2025, 07:47 AM

Jul 2025

Oh the irony, the man who hates darker skinned people is always trying to make his own skin darker.

DoBW

(3,108 posts)

9. build more windmills

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Mon Jul 28, 2025, 05:15 PM

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MrWowWow

(1,461 posts)

33. What's a "windmill?"

Reply to DoBW (Reply #9)

Tue Jul 29, 2025, 06:30 AM

Jul 2025

I know what a windturbine is. Don't know of this "windmill" you speak of. Is it a rePIGphucker waving his hands around pretending to be a windturbine?

DoBW

(3,108 posts)

34. lol

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Tue Jul 29, 2025, 07:04 AM

Jul 2025

Chicagogrl1

(622 posts)

10. Slinte to the Scots

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Mon Jul 28, 2025, 05:22 PM

Jul 2025

They make humiliation an art form!!! May tRump always receive nothing but spite & disrespect that he has rightfully earned. 🍻 🍻🍻 to my countrymen!!!

spanone

(141,164 posts)

11. K&R

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Mon Jul 28, 2025, 05:24 PM

Jul 2025

BoRaGard

(7,591 posts)

12. How sweet the sound

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Mon Jul 28, 2025, 05:30 PM

Jul 2025

that squelched a wretch like him.

BaronChocula

(4,110 posts)

17. He once had lost but then rebound

Reply to BoRaGard (Reply #12)

Mon Jul 28, 2025, 05:57 PM

Jul 2025

Now whines about Epstein

MuseRider

(35,159 posts)

13. His little accordion hands

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Mon Jul 28, 2025, 05:32 PM

Jul 2025

were no match for the pipes. Has nobody ever told him how dumb he looks? He would never believe it I guess but.....GO PIPES.
Nobody needs to listen to that bag lies, but a bag of pleasant pipes is quite different.

jmowreader

(52,959 posts)

14. Hang on for a second...

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Mon Jul 28, 2025, 05:40 PM

Jul 2025

Someone found a good use for bagpipes?

LetMyPeopleVote

(176,080 posts)

31. It seems that bagpipes do serve a purpose

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Mon Jul 28, 2025, 10:29 PM

Jul 2025

live love laugh

(16,230 posts)

38. 😂😂😂😂

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Tue Jul 29, 2025, 01:49 PM

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sdfernando

(6,031 posts)

16. I find bagpipes to be the most annoying of musical instruments

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Mon Jul 28, 2025, 05:52 PM

Jul 2025

but in this case I thoroughly enjoyed their performance! Bravo Pipers!!! Bravo!!!!!

ZDU

(1,149 posts)

18. Thank you!

Reply to sdfernando (Reply #16)

Mon Jul 28, 2025, 06:04 PM

Jul 2025

Agreed. 100%

orleans

(36,711 posts)

24. yes, i can't stand the sound of bagpipes but this was rather hysterical! nt

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Mon Jul 28, 2025, 07:14 PM

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brer cat

(27,411 posts)

19. I have never enjoyed bagpipes more! Bravo, pipes!

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Mon Jul 28, 2025, 06:39 PM

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Skittles

(170,017 posts)

21. OMG I LOVES ME SOME SCOTS

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Mon Jul 28, 2025, 06:51 PM

Jul 2025

FakeNoose

(40,506 posts)

22. The Irish could do this also

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Mon Jul 28, 2025, 06:53 PM

Jul 2025

Aren't bagpipes wonderful?

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maspaha

(715 posts)

25. Makes me want to learn to play the bagpipes!

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Mon Jul 28, 2025, 07:17 PM

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Danmel

(5,714 posts)

26. Thanks, i needed that.

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Mon Jul 28, 2025, 07:18 PM

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meow2u3

(25,244 posts)

27. Windbag Drowned Out By Windbag? nt

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Mon Jul 28, 2025, 07:23 PM

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berniesandersmittens

(13,111 posts)

32. Pied Piper shut out by the Bag Pipers

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Mon Jul 28, 2025, 10:33 PM

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orangecrush

(29,035 posts)

28. ...

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Mon Jul 28, 2025, 07:30 PM

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twodogsbarking

(17,762 posts)

29. Trump being drowned. That works for me.

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Mon Jul 28, 2025, 07:32 PM

Jul 2025

Blue Owl

(58,431 posts)

30. Next best thing to a tuba

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Mon Jul 28, 2025, 08:34 PM

Jul 2025

LetMyPeopleVote

(176,080 posts)

36. This made me smile

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Tue Jul 29, 2025, 07:58 AM

Jul 2025

Link to tweet

llmart

(17,402 posts)

37. I hate looking at him or listening to him.

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Tue Jul 29, 2025, 08:58 AM

Jul 2025

But I clicked on this link just to see him humiliated by the piper.

WTF - is he trying on a new hairstyle now with the flatness? Then the fourteen layers of orange paint? God, he's an ugly mess inside and out.