Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.


At last!!! We were getting worried for you.

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Have you ever seen the pix online of his mother (same ridiculous hairdo!) with text saying she wishes abortion would've been legal?

Fatal unraveling from strings being pulled? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/1016410526 )

Fatal fall while tilting at windmills? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/1127184443 )

And his explosive diarrhea backfired

Good one! And herw I thought it was Beardo.

Cerebral hemorrhage from apoplexy over the GOP keeping the Senate in session, preventing him from making recess appointments.

Toddlers can throw a fit, holding their breath till they turn blue and no damage done, except to their parents’ nerves. But when an old and decrepit President does it, he could have a stroke.

Here’s hoping.

Or perhaps:
Fell into cement mixer during W.H. renovations and twas too late, now fully imbedded somewhere and can't be retrieved per some rule JD makes up?

Oh well, better luck next time Donny

Affordable for the average American, he inadvertently diminished himself by 1400%, and simply disappeared.

When asked to comment on the sudden demise, Erika McEntarfer, recently fired head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics, said
“Many statisticians have pointed out the absurdity of reducing anything by more than 100%, but he just claimed that the numbers were being manipulated for political purposes.”

Hillary Clinton was more succinct: “Those who always suspected that he was less than zero have been proven correct.”

She was uttering the words, “the president has as much respect for numbers as he does for all aspects of his job.”

While Faux Nooz and the ONAN network are claiming that she was raptured, several credible leaks report that the demon sent to possess her was recalled to the nether regions after permitting her to make a truthful statement.

JD Vance refused to call the paramedics and no one could perform the Heimlich maneuver due to his massive girth.

Don't care how, just let it get done.

Dies of embarrassment when data is published showing how much vacant ball room there is in the crotch of his pants?

And cracked his own head open in the new concrete "Rose Garden" bleeding to death because no one was working in the White House at the moment.

The only pleasure I derive from his presence is his ultimate absence.

instead of one of the parallel universes where every one of the creative alternatives you propose has come to pass. Unfortunately there is no celebration in this reality. Yet.

The pathologist explained, “I’ve never seen anything like it before. Looks like a Texas gerrymander in there.”

he’s doing his best to kill democracy and free trade

mentioning nuclear war to Putin.