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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIs he dead yet?
Died suddenly of totally natural causes after meeting Putin for tea in Alaska?
Crushed by an excavator while illegally breaking ground for his hideously garish ballroom?
Drowned while kayaking on the Little Miami River?
Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?
surfered
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SheltieLover
(76,922 posts)surfered
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niyad
(129,663 posts)Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.
SheltieLover
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surfered
(11,616 posts)too...
Hassin Bin Sober
(27,388 posts)hlthe2b
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😀
2MuchNoise
(723 posts)malaise
(292,926 posts)😂
SheltieLover
(76,922 posts)surfered
(11,616 posts)SheltieLover
(76,922 posts)twodogsbarking
(17,591 posts)jls4561
(2,844 posts)While gazing from the porch to try and see Russia, flood waters from melting glaciers swept him away. Carried towards the Pacific, he drifted straight into the wind farm off the coast of Anchorage. His tiny hands were unable to grasp the base of the turbine and Satan welcomed him to the watery depths, carrying him to his final resting place beside the remains of Osama bin Laden.
Donnie consoled himself that at least in hell, he would be among his own kind. However, Satan, the eternal tormentor, had prepared a surprise. As Donnie sank towards bin Laden, his piggy eyes began to focus on a plaque near the spot where he would be shackled.
As Satans minions chained him to the boulder, Donnie could at last see clearly the plaque which he would stare at in perpetuity.
Osama bin Laden. Died 2011. Obama did this!
niyad
(129,663 posts)malaise
(292,926 posts)Last edited Sun Aug 10, 2025, 10:25 AM - Edit history (1)
Never forget that not one of his male siblings made it to 80 and he sure looks ill
58Sunliner
(6,273 posts)Wicked Blue
(8,463 posts)Bang!
58Sunliner
(6,273 posts)Warpy
(114,398 posts)and Satan reaches up tp pull him on down.
Getting fitted for his ermine robes, the ermines ate him.
Found out the hard way those lovely new terra cotta tiles at Mara Lardo were made of compressed thermite.
republianmushroom
(22,123 posts)damn, but, the up side of this is, we are a day closer. Maybe the puppet will meet with his master on the 4th or 5th floor for their meeting. And accidentally fall out of the window taking his master with him. No, we would never, ever, be that lucky.
txwhitedove
(4,334 posts)of huge beautiful wind turbines making wonderful clean electricity in an otherwise naked territory. They are NOT windmills.
moondust
(21,221 posts)he died years ago so they had to hook up AI to a 3D printer to create the fake human image you now see on your TeeVee engaged in self-enrichment and self-aggrandizement.
LetMyPeopleVote
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electric_blue68
(25,965 posts)ShazzieB
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