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Orrex

(66,691 posts)
Sun Aug 10, 2025, 08:45 AM Aug 2025

Is he dead yet?

Died suddenly of totally natural causes after meeting Putin for tea in Alaska?

Crushed by an excavator while illegally breaking ground for his hideously garish ballroom?

Drowned while kayaking on the Little Miami River?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Aug 2025 OP
Devoured by his own ego... surfered Aug 2025 #1
Good one! SheltieLover Aug 2025 #9
Still one of my favorites surfered Aug 2025 #2
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Aug 2025 #3
Soon... SheltieLover Aug 2025 #10
Very soon, I hope for all of us. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Aug 2025 #12
Me, homegirl Aug 2025 #22
. Hassin Bin Sober Aug 2025 #4
"Rub my big belly and make a wish--any wish!..." hlthe2b Aug 2025 #5
Done malaise Aug 2025 #6
Hunted down for his ample supply of blubber while visiting Alaska. 2MuchNoise Aug 2025 #7
Bwaaaah malaise Aug 2025 #21
Accidentally buried alive in hideous ballroom excavation? SheltieLover Aug 2025 #8
Where future generations will dance on his grave surfered Aug 2025 #11
And leave the bigliest piles of 💩💩💩 ever floating in a lake of piss SheltieLover Aug 2025 #13
Chased down by a herd of Galpagos tortoises and devoured. twodogsbarking Aug 2025 #14
As preparation for his upcoming meeting with his pal Putin, Fat Donnie made a side trip to Sarah Palin's house. jls4561 Aug 2025 #15
ohhhh, love it!! niyad Aug 2025 #18
No but malaise Aug 2025 #16
His father lived till 93, mother 88. He won't live that long fortunately. 58Sunliner Aug 2025 #20
Noem sees the top of his head and thinks it's a puppy Wicked Blue Aug 2025 #17
Every extra day is a global disappointment. How many gods must be prayed to?? 58Sunliner Aug 2025 #19
Reahes down for the ball at the third tee Warpy Aug 2025 #23
No horns blaring, or partying in the street so it didn't happen last night, republianmushroom Aug 2025 #24
On a fly over of west Texas, his head exploaded at the sight of mile after mile of prairie use txwhitedove Aug 2025 #25
Nope Gimpyknee Aug 2025 #26
Many people are saying moondust Aug 2025 #27
We are all wondering the answer to this question LetMyPeopleVote Aug 2025 #28
Bwah! 😄 👍 electric_blue68 Aug 2025 #30
Not yet...but it's got to happen some time! ShazzieB Aug 2025 #29
There's still a couple hours left 'til tomorrow Blue Owl Aug 2025 #31

niyad

(129,663 posts)
3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Sun Aug 10, 2025, 08:59 AM
Aug 2025

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

jls4561

(2,844 posts)
15. As preparation for his upcoming meeting with his pal Putin, Fat Donnie made a side trip to Sarah Palin's house.
Sun Aug 10, 2025, 09:55 AM
Aug 2025

While gazing from the porch to try and see Russia, flood waters from melting glaciers swept him away. Carried towards the Pacific, he drifted straight into the wind farm off the coast of Anchorage. His tiny hands were unable to grasp the base of the turbine and Satan welcomed him to the watery depths, carrying him to his final resting place beside the remains of Osama bin Laden.
Donnie consoled himself that at least in hell, he would be among his own kind. However, Satan, the eternal tormentor, had prepared a surprise. As Donnie sank towards bin Laden, his piggy eyes began to focus on a plaque near the spot where he would be shackled.
As Satan’s minions chained him to the boulder, Donnie could at last see clearly the plaque which he would stare at in perpetuity.

Osama bin Laden. Died 2011. Obama did this!

malaise

(292,926 posts)
16. No but
Sun Aug 10, 2025, 09:55 AM
Aug 2025

Last edited Sun Aug 10, 2025, 10:25 AM - Edit history (1)

Never forget that not one of his male siblings made it to 80 and he sure looks ill

Warpy

(114,398 posts)
23. Reahes down for the ball at the third tee
Sun Aug 10, 2025, 10:42 AM
Aug 2025

and Satan reaches up tp pull him on down.

Getting fitted for his ermine robes, the ermines ate him.

Found out the hard way those lovely new terra cotta tiles at Mara Lardo were made of compressed thermite.

republianmushroom

(22,123 posts)
24. No horns blaring, or partying in the street so it didn't happen last night,
Sun Aug 10, 2025, 10:50 AM
Aug 2025

damn, but, the up side of this is, we are a day closer. Maybe the puppet will meet with his master on the 4th or 5th floor for their meeting. And accidentally fall out of the window taking his master with him. No, we would never, ever, be that lucky.

txwhitedove

(4,334 posts)
25. On a fly over of west Texas, his head exploaded at the sight of mile after mile of prairie use
Sun Aug 10, 2025, 11:10 AM
Aug 2025

of huge beautiful wind turbines making wonderful clean electricity in an otherwise naked territory. They are NOT windmills.

moondust

(21,221 posts)
27. Many people are saying
Sun Aug 10, 2025, 11:47 AM
Aug 2025

he died years ago so they had to hook up AI to a 3D printer to create the fake human image you now see on your TeeVee engaged in self-enrichment and self-aggrandizement.

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