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Orrex

(66,979 posts) Wed Sep 3, 2025, 05:55 AM Sep 2025

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Is he dead yet?

Disintegrated by Space Command rayguns when he tried to relocate them to Alabama?

Taken out during his invasion of Chicago?

Assassinated in what's definitely not a revenge killing by Venezuela?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Sep 2025 OP

Maybe death due to broken heart after seeing this: IcyPeas Sep 2025 #1

Do you know who I am? I am Don Orange. Melaaaniaaaaaah took shooting lessons. I'd like to buy an eye. twodogsbarking Sep 2025 #2

Sadly, no. But those 6 days where we thought he might have, were just wonderful. LymphocyteLover Sep 2025 #3

Beaten to death by angry parents and Epstein survivors Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Sep 2025 #4

Accidentally defenestrated from the 3rd floor of the White House Tanuki Sep 2025 #5

Bwaaaaah malaise Sep 2025 #9

Another day of disappointment in the obituaries. WestMichRad Sep 2025 #6

Flipped his yak fuzz rug over poorly contrived AI "press conference? SheltieLover Sep 2025 #7

No but I imagine that that the parade in China malaise Sep 2025 #8

I have sad news to report: surfered Sep 2025 #10

Good one. Joinfortmill Sep 2025 #12

Very sad news indeed. niyad Sep 2025 #17

Thoughts and Prayers GopherGal Sep 2025 #22

Snort! and, sigh. electric_blue68 Sep 2025 #20

Forced through the eye of a needle? Harker Sep 2025 #11

No, the menace still breathes. Joinfortmill Sep 2025 #13

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Sep 2025 #14

Today's meme CaptainTruth Sep 2025 #15

Bwah! electric_blue68 Sep 2025 #21

No, but I think we're getting close mvd Sep 2025 #16

"No? Then, don't bother... Mom told me you voted for that monster!" hlthe2b Sep 2025 #18

Not last night, damn, republianmushroom Sep 2025 #19

"Shorter of breath and one day closer to death" Dulcinea Sep 2025 #23

IcyPeas

(25,356 posts)

1. Maybe death due to broken heart after seeing this:

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Sep 3, 2025, 06:00 AM

Sep 2025

An actual hug between Putin and Kim Jong-un. Oh my!

After Putin and Kim Jong Un participated in a military parade during their visit to China, they held a one-on-one meeting in Beijing, which, according to Russian media, lasted over 2.5 hours.

#China #Beijing #Russia #Putin #NorthKorea #KimJongUn
— Ulfh3dnar (@ulfh3dnar.bsky.social) 2025-09-03T09:46:48.632Z

twodogsbarking

(18,428 posts)

2. Do you know who I am? I am Don Orange. Melaaaniaaaaaah took shooting lessons. I'd like to buy an eye.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Sep 3, 2025, 06:48 AM

Sep 2025

LymphocyteLover

(9,738 posts)

3. Sadly, no. But those 6 days where we thought he might have, were just wonderful.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Sep 3, 2025, 07:02 AM

Sep 2025

Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

(135,001 posts)

4. Beaten to death by angry parents and Epstein survivors

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Sep 3, 2025, 07:18 AM

Sep 2025

when it was revealed he was a regular visitor to the island

Tanuki

(16,419 posts)

5. Accidentally defenestrated from the 3rd floor of the White House

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Sep 3, 2025, 07:30 AM

Sep 2025

by a contract worker who took it a little too literally when he was told to "just dump the trash out the window"?

malaise

(295,330 posts)

9. Bwaaaaah

Reply to Tanuki (Reply #5)

Wed Sep 3, 2025, 07:40 AM

Sep 2025

😀

WestMichRad

(3,205 posts)

6. Another day of disappointment in the obituaries.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Sep 3, 2025, 07:37 AM

Sep 2025

SheltieLover

(79,691 posts)

7. Flipped his yak fuzz rug over poorly contrived AI "press conference?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Sep 3, 2025, 07:38 AM

Sep 2025

malaise

(295,330 posts)

8. No but I imagine that that the parade in China

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Sep 3, 2025, 07:40 AM

Sep 2025

Could not have been good for his blood pressure. Hopefully his goose (steps) were cooked.😀

surfered

(13,050 posts)

10. I have sad news to report:

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Sep 3, 2025, 07:46 AM

Sep 2025

This morning, at 6:30 AM, Donald Trump was found alive, age 79.

More on this heartbreaking news as it develops.

Joinfortmill

(20,948 posts)

12. Good one.

Reply to surfered (Reply #10)

Wed Sep 3, 2025, 08:03 AM

Sep 2025

niyad

(131,772 posts)

17. Very sad news indeed.

Reply to surfered (Reply #10)

Wed Sep 3, 2025, 09:49 AM

Sep 2025

GopherGal

(2,880 posts)

22. Thoughts and Prayers

Reply to niyad (Reply #17)

Wed Sep 3, 2025, 01:51 PM

Sep 2025

... for all who have to endure his continued presence.

electric_blue68

(26,749 posts)

20. Snort! and, sigh.

Reply to surfered (Reply #10)

Wed Sep 3, 2025, 12:44 PM

Sep 2025

Harker

(17,715 posts)

11. Forced through the eye of a needle?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Sep 3, 2025, 07:46 AM

Sep 2025

Joinfortmill

(20,948 posts)

13. No, the menace still breathes.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Sep 3, 2025, 08:04 AM

Sep 2025

niyad

(131,772 posts)

14. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Sep 3, 2025, 08:08 AM

Sep 2025

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

CaptainTruth

(8,168 posts)

15. Today's meme

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Sep 3, 2025, 08:44 AM

Sep 2025

electric_blue68

(26,749 posts)

21. Bwah!

Reply to CaptainTruth (Reply #15)

Wed Sep 3, 2025, 12:44 PM

Sep 2025

mvd

(65,898 posts)

16. No, but I think we're getting close

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Sep 3, 2025, 08:56 AM

Sep 2025

They can’t hide how bad he is.

hlthe2b

(113,685 posts)

18. "No? Then, don't bother... Mom told me you voted for that monster!"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Sep 3, 2025, 09:55 AM

Sep 2025

republianmushroom

(22,252 posts)

19. Not last night, damn,

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Sep 3, 2025, 11:14 AM

Sep 2025

the sauce is at the right temperature, and the guest are waiting. hopefully soon, very soon.

Dulcinea

(10,010 posts)

23. "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Sep 3, 2025, 02:07 PM

Sep 2025

--Pink Floyd, "Time"

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