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Orrex

(66,678 posts)
Sat Sep 6, 2025, 04:59 AM Sep 2025

Is he dead yet?

Shot on Saturday night while he was downtown, working for the FBI?

Fell and cracked his skull on The Rose Garden?

Crushed by plummeting jobs numbers?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?



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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Sep 2025 OP
Run over with combines by furious magat farmers? SheltieLover Sep 2025 #1
"Rodeos & College Football, aside, I've seen ENOUGH! I'm coming to HOOK 'EM!" hlthe2b Sep 2025 #2
Class of '69 surfered Sep 2025 #10
A bowling ball was thrown from the WH window. Beaned Trump. Melaaaaahiaaaah said it was natural causes. twodogsbarking Sep 2025 #3
Rofl Joinfortmill Sep 2025 #31
Having a novelty FBI hat from... Hugin Sep 2025 #4
I don't understand why people can't believe that he was an FBI informant LymphocyteLover Sep 2025 #6
I could believe it if it came out in sworn testimony and was documented in an Epstein file release. Hugin Sep 2025 #8
absolutely it needs to be verified... but he didn't snitch on the mob, he snitched on a pedoring LymphocyteLover Sep 2025 #19
Already known Blue Full Moon Sep 2025 #23
fatal collapse to his ego after he finally realized that no one really liked him at all LymphocyteLover Sep 2025 #5
When he finally does croak... Dulcinea Sep 2025 #28
Nope Gimpyknee Sep 2025 #7
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Sep 2025 #9
I have a dream surfered Sep 2025 #11
This surfered Sep 2025 #12
When he dies, the media will instantly work to sanitize his presidency Orrex Sep 2025 #14
I can see it now: surfered Sep 2025 #15
I wish that were fiction. Orrex Sep 2025 #18
Never forget. Get the widow on the set. Marcuse Sep 2025 #13
Ewwwww, LOL! ShazzieB Sep 2025 #25
Both Harding and Hoover qualify. I say Hoover. Marcuse Sep 2025 #33
I agree, it's Hoover! 😄 ShazzieB Sep 2025 #34
Not yesterday or last night, damn, he's just delaying the party on purpose. republianmushroom Sep 2025 #16
No but malaise Sep 2025 #17
I'm trying to be patient, but it isn't easy. ShazzieB Sep 2025 #20
Tertiary syphilis works at its own pace, but I'll admit to growing increasingly impatient. 11 Bravo Sep 2025 #21
I hope you're kidding about the tertiary syphilis. ShazzieB Sep 2025 #24
Definitely kidding. It just seems like an appropriate disease for the obscene orange slug to contract. 11 Bravo Sep 2025 #26
"Shorter of breath and one day closer to death" Dulcinea Sep 2025 #22
Died in his sleep from methane gas from his diaper spillover Tribetime Sep 2025 #27
"Shot on Saturday night while he was downtown, working for the FBI?" Dulcinea Sep 2025 #29
Hey, I'm not about to accuse anybody Orrex Sep 2025 #32
No, goddammit! Joinfortmill Sep 2025 #30

SheltieLover

(76,827 posts)
1. Run over with combines by furious magat farmers?
Sat Sep 6, 2025, 05:03 AM
Sep 2025

Stroked out over upcoming release of "birthday book" by epstein's brother?

Laughed off world stage by johnson's claims he was working as FBI informant?

Hope springs eternal...

twodogsbarking

(17,582 posts)
3. A bowling ball was thrown from the WH window. Beaned Trump. Melaaaaahiaaaah said it was natural causes.
Sat Sep 6, 2025, 06:54 AM
Sep 2025

She said "gravity is natural" in five languages.

Hugin

(37,441 posts)
4. Having a novelty FBI hat from...
Sat Sep 6, 2025, 07:05 AM
Sep 2025

Spirit Halloween does not make one an informant. Even if it implies that you can inspect bodies.

What an unserious joke the US has become.

LymphocyteLover

(9,367 posts)
6. I don't understand why people can't believe that he was an FBI informant
Sat Sep 6, 2025, 07:08 AM
Sep 2025

It doesn't mean he wasn't a criminal-- typically informants are. He's got all the personality traits of a snitch.

Hugin

(37,441 posts)
8. I could believe it if it came out in sworn testimony and was documented in an Epstein file release.
Sat Sep 6, 2025, 07:17 AM
Sep 2025

Otherwise, it’s only third order hearsay from co-conspirators.

Snitches get stitches. Trump has no stitches.

LymphocyteLover

(9,367 posts)
19. absolutely it needs to be verified... but he didn't snitch on the mob, he snitched on a pedoring
Sat Sep 6, 2025, 12:37 PM
Sep 2025

and no doubt know s a lot of dirt that he has effectively used as leverage over the years.

LymphocyteLover

(9,367 posts)
5. fatal collapse to his ego after he finally realized that no one really liked him at all
Sat Sep 6, 2025, 07:05 AM
Sep 2025

except for poor inbred losers that he can't stand to be around?

Dulcinea

(9,672 posts)
28. When he finally does croak...
Sat Sep 6, 2025, 05:20 PM
Sep 2025

...no one will mourn him, not even them. Lots of spontaneous parties will break out, though.

niyad

(129,571 posts)
9. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Sat Sep 6, 2025, 07:28 AM
Sep 2025

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

Orrex

(66,678 posts)
14. When he dies, the media will instantly work to sanitize his presidency
Sat Sep 6, 2025, 08:01 AM
Sep 2025

They’ll downplay his crimes, gaslight his critics, and praise him for not visibly shitting himself on live tv.

surfered

(11,553 posts)
15. I can see it now:
Sat Sep 6, 2025, 09:29 AM
Sep 2025

Today, during a Cabinet meeting, the President dropped his pants and defecated on the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office.

Karoline Leavitt described it as a job that needed to be done and all Americans can be proud that President Trump performed it admirably. Each Cabinet member congratulated and praised the President for his actions.

ShazzieB

(22,218 posts)
25. Ewwwww, LOL!
Sat Sep 6, 2025, 03:49 PM
Sep 2025

What a travesty!

Who is that between Schlump and Dubya? It looks like Herbert Hoover to me, but I'm not sure. I'm surprised it's not Ronald Reagan, patron saint of the GOP!

republianmushroom

(22,122 posts)
16. Not yesterday or last night, damn, he's just delaying the party on purpose.
Sat Sep 6, 2025, 10:43 AM
Sep 2025

he's just delaying the party on purpose. But there will be one hall of a party when it happens. And it will happen We are a day closer now.

11 Bravo

(24,279 posts)
21. Tertiary syphilis works at its own pace, but I'll admit to growing increasingly impatient.
Sat Sep 6, 2025, 02:20 PM
Sep 2025

ShazzieB

(22,218 posts)
24. I hope you're kidding about the tertiary syphilis.
Sat Sep 6, 2025, 03:42 PM
Sep 2025

I've seen lots of speculation about that and was intrigued by the possibility myself at one time. Howver, I have come to believe that it's wildly unlikely. I could certainly see him contracting syphilis, but the disease has been 100% curable for virtually Schlump's entire life. The likelihood of a man with his wealth and access to top tier medical care going undiagnosed and untreated for decades seems pretty farfetched to me.

Come to think of it, most states required a blood test for syphilis (and sometimes other things) to get a marriage license at one time. All those laws were eventually repealed as it became apparent that syphilis was no longer a major public health problem, but New York still had such a law until 1985. That means Donald would have gotten tested at least once in his life, when he married Ivana in 1977. And if he got it later on, it's hard to believe it wouldn't have been picked up at some point.

If you were just joking, I apologize for being too literal minded. Even so, I know there is still a question about this in at least some people's minds, and it never hurts to remind everyone of the facts.


11 Bravo

(24,279 posts)
26. Definitely kidding. It just seems like an appropriate disease for the obscene orange slug to contract.
Sat Sep 6, 2025, 04:54 PM
Sep 2025

Dulcinea

(9,672 posts)
29. "Shot on Saturday night while he was downtown, working for the FBI?"
Sat Sep 6, 2025, 05:22 PM
Sep 2025

By a long cool woman in a black dress?

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