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Caption might be offensive (Original Post) Marthe48 Sep 2025 OP
Nuts and Prayers lame54 Sep 2025 #1
That's a good one. debm55 Sep 2025 #3
or prayers for nuts? WhiteTara Sep 2025 #4
I bet they're praying that we'd just shut up and go away. calimary Sep 2025 #8
or that they have some. WhiteTara Sep 2025 #10
They got nuttin and it shows. 🤪 sheshe2 Sep 2025 #9
Very funny but sad and too true. nt PufPuf23 Sep 2025 #12
Damn you hit the nut on the head! MLAA Sep 2025 #17
Hahaha! SheltieLover Sep 2025 #2
Thanks. We all need a good laught at times. Ping Tung Sep 2025 #5
And can't find them with both hands. Sneederbunk Sep 2025 #6
Shooting the dice of succession. Turning Point is up for grabs. Marcuse Sep 2025 #7
"Please reveal to us how we can get away oasis Sep 2025 #11
Clearly they haven't Quanto Magnus Sep 2025 #13
Those circle jerks on the House floor pfitz59 Sep 2025 #14
The Nazz... GiqueCee Sep 2025 #15
One scripture mentions "whitewashed tombs". sprinkleeninow Sep 2025 #16
Yep, madamesilverspurs Sep 2025 #18
Perfect! ShazzieB Sep 2025 #25
Both replies are perfect! Marthe48 Sep 2025 #20
This message was self-deleted by its author ShazzieB Sep 2025 #24
Perfect! surfered Sep 2025 #19
Newsflash! For those R people without, Aussie105 Sep 2025 #21
And Jesus still ain't coming! czarjak Sep 2025 #22
Funny. There should be a lot more of them looking though. appleannie1 Sep 2025 #23

calimary

(89,041 posts)
8. I bet they're praying that we'd just shut up and go away.
Sun Sep 21, 2025, 03:44 PM
Sep 2025

Then they can parade around and make lots of claims about how big theirs are.

Marcuse

(8,798 posts)
7. Shooting the dice of succession. Turning Point is up for grabs.
Sun Sep 21, 2025, 03:44 PM
Sep 2025

Last edited Sun Sep 21, 2025, 05:21 PM - Edit history (1)

pfitz59

(12,321 posts)
14. Those circle jerks on the House floor
Sun Sep 21, 2025, 05:12 PM
Sep 2025

while they figure out how to starve more impoverished people while keeping their seats embodies the very essence of Matthew's admonishment.

GiqueCee

(3,412 posts)
15. The Nazz...
Sun Sep 21, 2025, 05:23 PM
Sep 2025

... had pretty harsh words for charlatans who pray in public just for the attention. I'm guessing these clowns just read the Cliff Notes version of the Bible. Or maybe it was the Classic Comics version.

sprinkleeninow

(22,108 posts)
16. One scripture mentions "whitewashed tombs".
Sun Sep 21, 2025, 05:50 PM
Sep 2025
Clean and presentable on the outside, and full of dead men's bones inside.

madamesilverspurs

(16,464 posts)
18. Yep,
Sun Sep 21, 2025, 07:13 PM
Sep 2025

that's my name for Mike Johnson, "Mr. Whited Sepulchre". He does love presenting himself as Jesussier than Jesus.


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ShazzieB

(22,218 posts)
25. Perfect!
Mon Sep 22, 2025, 12:47 PM
Sep 2025

Johnson is definitely a whited sepulchre, "full of dead men's bones, and of all uncleanness," as the KJV puts it.

Response to sprinkleeninow (Reply #16)

Aussie105

(7,652 posts)
21. Newsflash! For those R people without,
Sun Sep 21, 2025, 11:43 PM
Sep 2025

prosthetic balls can be bought cheaply and inserted under local anesthetic.

See your local vet.
Discretion guaranteed on payment of extra money.

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