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Orrex

(66,764 posts) Wed Nov 5, 2025, 05:56 AM Nov 5

Is he dead yet?

Took steps to end Cheney's headline dominance?

Beaten to death while fighting Jonathan Bailey for the title?

Swept away by a blue wave?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Nov 5 OP

Shoveled into the dustbin by rethugs after Blue tsunami? SheltieLover Nov 5 #1

Overcome by the smell of onions and mustard. 2MuchNoise Nov 5 #2

Nice one! Orrex Nov 5 #4

DUzy! 🏆🏅 littlemissmartypants Nov 5 #12

perhaps he will choke runnergirl Nov 5 #3

Crushed by a pallet of golden terlets that fell from the shelf while he was at Home Depot shopping for twodogsbarking Nov 5 #5

I heard a few of his SS detail were injured by flying plates of spaghetti yaesu Nov 5 #6

And Ketchup surfered Nov 5 #17

Dehydration from all that crying last night. no_hypocrisy Nov 5 #7

This surfered Nov 5 #8

Collapsed under the weight of millions of "I voted" stickers? jls4561 Nov 5 #9

Or postcards to voters. Dulcinea Nov 5 #23

Divine intervention surfered Nov 5 #10

The cat's opinion surfered Nov 5 #11

Bwaaaah malaise Nov 5 #14

All this smarty needs is pants. littlemissmartypants Nov 5 #16

Love the kitty MustLoveBeagles Nov 5 #31

🤣 ShazzieB Nov 6 #34

No but malaise Nov 5 #13

Choked on a hanging chad? QueerDuck Nov 5 #15

Went for a spin in a speedboat and wound up dead in the water? Harker Nov 5 #18

No, but after last night, he might wish he was. Joinfortmill Nov 5 #19

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Nov 5 #20

And when your dream comes true, we'll all drink like Lucy surfered Nov 5 #24

YES!!! niyad Nov 5 #25

This message was self-deleted by its author niyad Nov 5 #21

Sweet malaise Nov 5 #22

This message was self-deleted by its author AllaN01Bear Nov 5 #26

strokes out after last nights election results? AllaN01Bear Nov 5 #27

We are waiting LetMyPeopleVote Nov 5 #28

arsenic in the diet coke, agent orange in the spray tan, e coli in the cheeseburger Phentex Nov 5 #29

Really thought Mamdani's victory would do it - TBF Nov 5 #30

Didn't happen last night, damn, sure was hoping. republianmushroom Nov 5 #32

'Wasn't sure he wanted to compete with Dick Cheney's "headliner," so he took the 'figurative' devastating demise hlthe2b Nov 5 #33

SheltieLover

(77,730 posts)

1. Shoveled into the dustbin by rethugs after Blue tsunami?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 06:17 AM

Nov 5

Realized, in a rare moment of clarity, that he really was on the ballots yesterday & stroked out?

Heart attack while haunted by Darth's ghost?

I'm sure yesterday's fabulous wins for Dems have brought him a step closer to his feared end.

2MuchNoise

(725 posts)

2. Overcome by the smell of onions and mustard.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 07:15 AM

Nov 5

Orrex

(66,764 posts)

4. Nice one!

Reply to 2MuchNoise (Reply #2)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 07:35 AM

Nov 5

littlemissmartypants

(32,209 posts)

12. DUzy! 🏆🏅

Reply to 2MuchNoise (Reply #2)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 08:12 AM

Nov 5

runnergirl

(32 posts)

3. perhaps he will choke

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 07:30 AM

Nov 5

on an unopened packet of ketchup

twodogsbarking

(17,734 posts)

5. Crushed by a pallet of golden terlets that fell from the shelf while he was at Home Depot shopping for

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 07:40 AM

Nov 5

ballroom decorations. The terlets were not damaged thankfully.

yaesu

(9,084 posts)

6. I heard a few of his SS detail were injured by flying plates of spaghetti

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 08:01 AM

Nov 5

surfered

(12,084 posts)

17. And Ketchup

Reply to yaesu (Reply #6)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 08:14 AM

Nov 5

no_hypocrisy

(54,476 posts)

7. Dehydration from all that crying last night.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 08:03 AM

Nov 5

surfered

(12,084 posts)

8. This

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 08:08 AM

Nov 5

https://i.ibb.co/pvhsqhwk/IMG-9358.webp

jls4561

(2,882 posts)

9. Collapsed under the weight of millions of "I voted" stickers?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 08:08 AM

Nov 5

I’d like to think that it was my “I voted by mail” sticker that was the final straw.

Dulcinea

(9,788 posts)

23. Or postcards to voters.

Reply to jls4561 (Reply #9)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 09:09 AM

Nov 5

I sent a bunch to VA, NJ, PA, & CA. I hope they made a difference.

surfered

(12,084 posts)

10. Divine intervention

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 08:09 AM

Nov 5

surfered

(12,084 posts)

11. The cat's opinion

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 08:10 AM

Nov 5

malaise

(293,647 posts)

14. Bwaaaah

Reply to surfered (Reply #11)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 08:13 AM

Nov 5

😀😂😀

littlemissmartypants

(32,209 posts)

16. All this smarty needs is pants.

Reply to surfered (Reply #11)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 08:14 AM

Nov 5

MustLoveBeagles

(15,013 posts)

31. Love the kitty

Reply to surfered (Reply #11)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 11:29 AM

Nov 5

ShazzieB

(22,293 posts)

34. 🤣

Reply to surfered (Reply #11)

Thu Nov 6, 2025, 12:33 AM

Nov 6

malaise

(293,647 posts)

13. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 08:12 AM

Nov 5

last night’s results will only hasten the date😀

QueerDuck

(1,153 posts)

15. Choked on a hanging chad?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 08:14 AM

Nov 5

Harker

(17,498 posts)

18. Went for a spin in a speedboat and wound up dead in the water?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 08:15 AM

Nov 5

Joinfortmill

(20,320 posts)

19. No, but after last night, he might wish he was.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 08:19 AM

Nov 5

niyad

(130,108 posts)

20. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 08:26 AM

Nov 5

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(12,084 posts)

24. And when your dream comes true, we'll all drink like Lucy

Reply to niyad (Reply #20)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 09:31 AM

Nov 5

niyad

(130,108 posts)

25. YES!!!

Reply to surfered (Reply #24)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 09:34 AM

Nov 5

Response to Orrex (Original post)

niyad This message was self-deleted by its author.

malaise

(293,647 posts)

22. Sweet

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 08:27 AM

Nov 5

😀

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AllaN01Bear This message was self-deleted by its author.

AllaN01Bear

(28,768 posts)

27. strokes out after last nights election results?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 09:46 AM

Nov 5

LetMyPeopleVote

(175,979 posts)

28. We are waiting

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 09:57 AM

Nov 5

Phentex

(16,687 posts)

29. arsenic in the diet coke, agent orange in the spray tan, e coli in the cheeseburger

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 10:04 AM

Nov 5

guts ooze out all over the gold toilet

TBF

(35,884 posts)

30. Really thought Mamdani's victory would do it -

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 11:08 AM

Nov 5

but alas he's just covered in ketchup and carrying on ...

republianmushroom

(22,127 posts)

32. Didn't happen last night, damn, sure was hoping.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 11:39 AM

Nov 5

We are a day closer, maybe tonight. Don't give a damn how, just let it be.

hlthe2b

(113,053 posts)

33. 'Wasn't sure he wanted to compete with Dick Cheney's "headliner," so he took the 'figurative' devastating demise

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 11:46 AM

Nov 5

via the 2025 elections instead... That, combined with his rapidly dying cognitive function, might even let him have a star run at the Geiko ads...

(We share your pain, little guy)...

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