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Orrex

(66,858 posts) Wed Nov 5, 2025, 05:56 AM Nov 2025

Is he dead yet?

Took steps to end Cheney's headline dominance?

Beaten to death while fighting Jonathan Bailey for the title?

Swept away by a blue wave?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Nov 2025 OP

Shoveled into the dustbin by rethugs after Blue tsunami? SheltieLover Nov 2025 #1

Overcome by the smell of onions and mustard. 2MuchNoise Nov 2025 #2

Nice one! Orrex Nov 2025 #4

DUzy! 🏆🏅 littlemissmartypants Nov 2025 #12

perhaps he will choke runnergirl Nov 2025 #3

Crushed by a pallet of golden terlets that fell from the shelf while he was at Home Depot shopping for twodogsbarking Nov 2025 #5

I heard a few of his SS detail were injured by flying plates of spaghetti yaesu Nov 2025 #6

And Ketchup surfered Nov 2025 #17

Dehydration from all that crying last night. no_hypocrisy Nov 2025 #7

This surfered Nov 2025 #8

Collapsed under the weight of millions of "I voted" stickers? jls4561 Nov 2025 #9

Or postcards to voters. Dulcinea Nov 2025 #23

Divine intervention surfered Nov 2025 #10

The cat's opinion surfered Nov 2025 #11

Bwaaaah malaise Nov 2025 #14

All this smarty needs is pants. littlemissmartypants Nov 2025 #16

Love the kitty MustLoveBeagles Nov 2025 #31

🤣 ShazzieB Nov 2025 #34

No but malaise Nov 2025 #13

Choked on a hanging chad? QueerDuck Nov 2025 #15

Went for a spin in a speedboat and wound up dead in the water? Harker Nov 2025 #18

No, but after last night, he might wish he was. Joinfortmill Nov 2025 #19

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Nov 2025 #20

And when your dream comes true, we'll all drink like Lucy surfered Nov 2025 #24

YES!!! niyad Nov 2025 #25

This message was self-deleted by its author niyad Nov 2025 #21

Sweet malaise Nov 2025 #22

This message was self-deleted by its author AllaN01Bear Nov 2025 #26

strokes out after last nights election results? AllaN01Bear Nov 2025 #27

We are waiting LetMyPeopleVote Nov 2025 #28

arsenic in the diet coke, agent orange in the spray tan, e coli in the cheeseburger Phentex Nov 2025 #29

Really thought Mamdani's victory would do it - TBF Nov 2025 #30

Didn't happen last night, damn, sure was hoping. republianmushroom Nov 2025 #32

'Wasn't sure he wanted to compete with Dick Cheney's "headliner," so he took the 'figurative' devastating demise hlthe2b Nov 2025 #33

SheltieLover

(78,744 posts)

1. Shoveled into the dustbin by rethugs after Blue tsunami?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 06:17 AM

Nov 2025

Realized, in a rare moment of clarity, that he really was on the ballots yesterday & stroked out?

Heart attack while haunted by Darth's ghost?

I'm sure yesterday's fabulous wins for Dems have brought him a step closer to his feared end.

2MuchNoise

(739 posts)

2. Overcome by the smell of onions and mustard.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 07:15 AM

Nov 2025

Orrex

(66,858 posts)

4. Nice one!

Reply to 2MuchNoise (Reply #2)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 07:35 AM

Nov 2025

littlemissmartypants

(32,806 posts)

12. DUzy! 🏆🏅

Reply to 2MuchNoise (Reply #2)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 08:12 AM

Nov 2025

runnergirl

(32 posts)

3. perhaps he will choke

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 07:30 AM

Nov 2025

on an unopened packet of ketchup

twodogsbarking

(18,101 posts)

5. Crushed by a pallet of golden terlets that fell from the shelf while he was at Home Depot shopping for

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 07:40 AM

Nov 2025

ballroom decorations. The terlets were not damaged thankfully.

yaesu

(9,155 posts)

6. I heard a few of his SS detail were injured by flying plates of spaghetti

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 08:01 AM

Nov 2025

surfered

(12,510 posts)

17. And Ketchup

Reply to yaesu (Reply #6)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 08:14 AM

Nov 2025

no_hypocrisy

(54,644 posts)

7. Dehydration from all that crying last night.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 08:03 AM

Nov 2025

surfered

(12,510 posts)

8. This

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 08:08 AM

Nov 2025

https://i.ibb.co/pvhsqhwk/IMG-9358.webp

jls4561

(2,965 posts)

9. Collapsed under the weight of millions of "I voted" stickers?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 08:08 AM

Nov 2025

I’d like to think that it was my “I voted by mail” sticker that was the final straw.

Dulcinea

(9,902 posts)

23. Or postcards to voters.

Reply to jls4561 (Reply #9)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 09:09 AM

Nov 2025

I sent a bunch to VA, NJ, PA, & CA. I hope they made a difference.

surfered

(12,510 posts)

10. Divine intervention

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 08:09 AM

Nov 2025

surfered

(12,510 posts)

11. The cat's opinion

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 08:10 AM

Nov 2025

malaise

(294,544 posts)

14. Bwaaaah

Reply to surfered (Reply #11)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 08:13 AM

Nov 2025

😀😂😀

littlemissmartypants

(32,806 posts)

16. All this smarty needs is pants.

Reply to surfered (Reply #11)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 08:14 AM

Nov 2025

MustLoveBeagles

(15,369 posts)

31. Love the kitty

Reply to surfered (Reply #11)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 11:29 AM

Nov 2025

ShazzieB

(22,383 posts)

34. 🤣

Reply to surfered (Reply #11)

Thu Nov 6, 2025, 12:33 AM

Nov 2025

malaise

(294,544 posts)

13. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 08:12 AM

Nov 2025

last night’s results will only hasten the date😀

QueerDuck

(1,286 posts)

15. Choked on a hanging chad?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 08:14 AM

Nov 2025

Harker

(17,607 posts)

18. Went for a spin in a speedboat and wound up dead in the water?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 08:15 AM

Nov 2025

Joinfortmill

(20,592 posts)

19. No, but after last night, he might wish he was.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 08:19 AM

Nov 2025

niyad

(130,854 posts)

20. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 08:26 AM

Nov 2025

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(12,510 posts)

24. And when your dream comes true, we'll all drink like Lucy

Reply to niyad (Reply #20)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 09:31 AM

Nov 2025

niyad

(130,854 posts)

25. YES!!!

Reply to surfered (Reply #24)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 09:34 AM

Nov 2025

Response to Orrex (Original post)

niyad This message was self-deleted by its author.

malaise

(294,544 posts)

22. Sweet

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 08:27 AM

Nov 2025

😀

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AllaN01Bear This message was self-deleted by its author.

AllaN01Bear

(29,032 posts)

27. strokes out after last nights election results?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 09:46 AM

Nov 2025

LetMyPeopleVote

(177,304 posts)

28. We are waiting

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 09:57 AM

Nov 2025

Phentex

(16,688 posts)

29. arsenic in the diet coke, agent orange in the spray tan, e coli in the cheeseburger

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 10:04 AM

Nov 2025

guts ooze out all over the gold toilet

TBF

(36,106 posts)

30. Really thought Mamdani's victory would do it -

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 11:08 AM

Nov 2025

but alas he's just covered in ketchup and carrying on ...

republianmushroom

(22,166 posts)

32. Didn't happen last night, damn, sure was hoping.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 11:39 AM

Nov 2025

We are a day closer, maybe tonight. Don't give a damn how, just let it be.

hlthe2b

(113,329 posts)

33. 'Wasn't sure he wanted to compete with Dick Cheney's "headliner," so he took the 'figurative' devastating demise

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 11:46 AM

Nov 2025

via the 2025 elections instead... That, combined with his rapidly dying cognitive function, might even let him have a star run at the Geiko ads...

(We share your pain, little guy)...

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