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I need you all to know that my mother sent me this. 𤣠That is all.
— Dana Goldberg (@dgcomedy.bsky.social) 2025-11-08T02:24:32.780Z

multigraincracker
(37,357 posts)He could screw up a wet dream.
Attilatheblond
(8,657 posts)Generally takes much longer to find something funny.
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orangecrush
(29,848 posts)Thank you
newdeal2
(5,230 posts)The most twisted kind of "Christian."
Trueblue1968
(19,194 posts)azureblue
(2,717 posts)in Matthew 25: 41 - 46..
KS Toronado
(23,652 posts)Probably just another lie.
AZ8theist
(7,234 posts)...that Mike Johnson is a VILE, DISGUSTING, LYING HYPOCRITE.
He once said something to the effect "If you want to know my worldview, read the Bible".
OBVIOUS he's never read Mathew 25: 41-46. But if he had, he certainly ignores what it says.
A VILE, DISGUSTING, LYING HYPOCRITE.
2MuchNoise
(750 posts)Paladin
(32,354 posts)Proof positive that, for all his obvious weaknesses, Johnson is still capable of doing two things at once...
lastlib
(28,006 posts)now that's funny.
(I'll let myself out now....)
erronis
(23,465 posts)DFW
(60,027 posts)He died several years back, but he was a perfectly wonderful man, and I still miss him. A soft-spoken, wry intellectual, Adrian (his name was Adrian) was nothing like the portrayal of him by Robin Williams in the film. But as long as you accept from the outset that the film is a complete fabrication, it is a funny, entertaining film. During the filming, they would ask Adrian a few details about how something was, saythanks for letting us know, and then completely ignoring what he said. Adrian would tell anyone who asked, if I had done half the things they showed me doing in the film, I would have spent the rest of my life in Leavenworth.
paleotn
(22,011 posts)Historic NY
(39,928 posts)rickford66
(6,058 posts)and I think he was lying
Lochloosa
(16,701 posts)Any man that tells you he doesn't masturbate is a damn liar and any woman that tells you she doesn't is a damn fool.
I really miss him 😢
rickford66
(6,058 posts)in addition to better sex education. For a short time, I thought the USA was coming out of the Dark Ages.
DFW
(60,027 posts)That was 30 years ago, and we trashed the Republicans for it then.
My dad wrote a musical parody song about it, and I was there when it got performed in front of Clinton, who was convulsed in laughter. It was the one occasion when he could laugh his ass off at the Republicans for their childish stupidity, and not get trashed for it.
ChicagoTeamster
(755 posts)Marthe48
(23,000 posts)n/t
bluestarone
(21,973 posts)Already be dead of natural causes and heading down on that good o HELL elevator.
Takket
(23,629 posts)RainCaster
(13,593 posts)That keeps him too busy to pleasure himself.
surfered
(12,842 posts)BurnDoubt
(1,611 posts)What we used to say back in the 60s. Empathy and Compassion are for Woke Weenies. I sincerely hope he and his family are afforded the opportunity to live the other side of this nightmare. its unconscionable that they cant share the experience. Make It So.
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Irish_Dem
(80,746 posts)3catwoman3
(29,173 posts)heard about. In so many ways.
Irish_Dem
(80,746 posts)He was so proud of it too. What a creeper.
What the hell does he do behind closed doors.