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Mike Johnson: "My Christian faith is more about..." (Original Post) demmiblue Nov 8 OP
What did we use say back in the 60s? multigraincracker Nov 8 #1
Thank you for my first laugh of the day Attilatheblond Nov 8 #3
This message was self-deleted by its author Prairie_Seagull Nov 8 #12
Made my morning orangecrush Nov 8 #2
Maybe he gets off on not helping the poor? newdeal2 Nov 8 #4
Mikey, The Squeaker of the House Is NOT A Christian. Trueblue1968 Nov 8 #24
Remind him that Jesus says he is going to hell azureblue Nov 8 #5
He claims he has a camel capable of going through the eye of a needle KS Toronado Nov 8 #8
Reading those passages only confirms.... AZ8theist Nov 9 #27
Mike, feed the poor, but please, wash your hands first. 2MuchNoise Nov 8 #6
Not jacking off, and blowing trump. Simultaneously. Paladin Nov 8 #7
Little Mikey may have displaced Sgt.-Maj. Dickerson: lastlib Nov 8 #9
Thanks for that clip. I don't think I've seen this but it's at the top of my list. erronis Nov 8 #21
The movie was about a friend of mine. DFW Nov 9 #28
How's the Grnder account working out Mike? paleotn Nov 8 #10
But he is jerking off the American public with his lie's and obscuration's. Historic NY Nov 8 #11
I only knew one man who said he never jerked off rickford66 Nov 8 #13
My Great Uncle told me something similar when i was a kid. Lochloosa Nov 8 #15
Clinton's Surgeon General got the boot because she recommended masturbation rickford66 Nov 8 #16
I remember that. Joycelyn Elders. DFW Nov 9 #29
Except that he probably does it anyway ChicagoTeamster Nov 8 #14
He lies about everything else Marthe48 Nov 8 #19
If there were a God, Mike and a lot of rethugs, including TSF would bluestarone Nov 8 #17
And I bet he violates that faith daily. Takket Nov 8 #18
He gives TSF the Rusty Trombone RainCaster Nov 8 #20
His is a faith without works. surfered Nov 8 #22
"Go back-off in your own JackYard." BurnDoubt Nov 8 #23
This message was self-deleted by its author AllaN01Bear Nov 8 #25
A man who asks his minor child to monitor his porn ap. Irish_Dem Nov 8 #26
One of the most perverse, creepy things I've ever... 3catwoman3 Nov 9 #30
I know. Someone should have reported him to Children's Services on that one. Irish_Dem Nov 9 #31

Response to multigraincracker (Reply #1)

KS Toronado

(23,068 posts)
8. He claims he has a camel capable of going through the eye of a needle
Sat Nov 8, 2025, 09:40 AM
Nov 8

Probably just another lie.

AZ8theist

(7,103 posts)
27. Reading those passages only confirms....
Sun Nov 9, 2025, 01:33 AM
Nov 9

...that Mike Johnson is a VILE, DISGUSTING, LYING HYPOCRITE.

He once said something to the effect "If you want to know my worldview, read the Bible".

OBVIOUS he's never read Mathew 25: 41-46. But if he had, he certainly ignores what it says.

A VILE, DISGUSTING, LYING HYPOCRITE.

Paladin

(32,303 posts)
7. Not jacking off, and blowing trump. Simultaneously.
Sat Nov 8, 2025, 09:20 AM
Nov 8

Proof positive that, for all his obvious weaknesses, Johnson is still capable of doing two things at once...

lastlib

(27,570 posts)
9. Little Mikey may have displaced Sgt.-Maj. Dickerson:
Sat Nov 8, 2025, 09:40 AM
Nov 8


now that's funny.
(I'll let myself out now....)

DFW

(59,747 posts)
28. The movie was about a friend of mine.
Sun Nov 9, 2025, 01:57 AM
Nov 9

He died several years back, but he was a perfectly wonderful man, and I still miss him. A soft-spoken, wry intellectual, Adrian (his name was Adrian) was nothing like the portrayal of him by Robin Williams in the film. But as long as you accept from the outset that the film is a complete fabrication, it is a funny, entertaining film. During the filming, they would ask Adrian a few details about how something was, say”thanks for letting us know,” and then completely ignoring what he said. Adrian would tell anyone who asked, “if I had done half the things they showed me doing in the film, I would have spent the rest of my life in Leavenworth.”

Lochloosa

(16,673 posts)
15. My Great Uncle told me something similar when i was a kid.
Sat Nov 8, 2025, 11:17 AM
Nov 8

Any man that tells you he doesn't masturbate is a damn liar and any woman that tells you she doesn't is a damn fool.

I really miss him 😢

rickford66

(6,044 posts)
16. Clinton's Surgeon General got the boot because she recommended masturbation
Sat Nov 8, 2025, 11:35 AM
Nov 8

in addition to better sex education. For a short time, I thought the USA was coming out of the Dark Ages.

DFW

(59,747 posts)
29. I remember that. Joycelyn Elders.
Sun Nov 9, 2025, 02:07 AM
Nov 9

That was 30 years ago, and we trashed the Republicans for it then.

My dad wrote a musical parody song about it, and I was there when it got performed in front of Clinton, who was convulsed in laughter. It was the one occasion when he could laugh his ass off at the Republicans for their childish stupidity, and not get trashed for it.

bluestarone

(21,220 posts)
17. If there were a God, Mike and a lot of rethugs, including TSF would
Sat Nov 8, 2025, 11:39 AM
Nov 8

Already be dead of natural causes and heading down on that good o HELL elevator.

BurnDoubt

(1,488 posts)
23. "Go back-off in your own JackYard."
Sat Nov 8, 2025, 04:31 PM
Nov 8

What we used to say back in the 60’s. Empathy and Compassion are for Woke Weenies. I sincerely hope he and his family are afforded the opportunity to live the other side of this nightmare. it’s unconscionable that they can’t share the experience. Make It So.

Response to demmiblue (Original post)

Irish_Dem

(79,914 posts)
31. I know. Someone should have reported him to Children's Services on that one.
Sun Nov 9, 2025, 07:17 PM
Nov 9

He was so proud of it too. What a creeper.

What the hell does he do behind closed doors.

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