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Mike Johnson: "My Christian faith is more about..." (Original Post) demmiblue Nov 2025 OP
What did we use say back in the 60s? multigraincracker Nov 2025 #1
Thank you for my first laugh of the day Attilatheblond Nov 2025 #3
This message was self-deleted by its author Prairie_Seagull Nov 2025 #12
Made my morning orangecrush Nov 2025 #2
Maybe he gets off on not helping the poor? newdeal2 Nov 2025 #4
Mikey, The Squeaker of the House Is NOT A Christian. Trueblue1968 Nov 2025 #24
Remind him that Jesus says he is going to hell azureblue Nov 2025 #5
He claims he has a camel capable of going through the eye of a needle KS Toronado Nov 2025 #8
Reading those passages only confirms.... AZ8theist Nov 2025 #27
Mike, feed the poor, but please, wash your hands first. 2MuchNoise Nov 2025 #6
Not jacking off, and blowing trump. Simultaneously. Paladin Nov 2025 #7
Little Mikey may have displaced Sgt.-Maj. Dickerson: lastlib Nov 2025 #9
Thanks for that clip. I don't think I've seen this but it's at the top of my list. erronis Nov 2025 #21
The movie was about a friend of mine. DFW Nov 2025 #28
How's the Grnder account working out Mike? paleotn Nov 2025 #10
But he is jerking off the American public with his lie's and obscuration's. Historic NY Nov 2025 #11
I only knew one man who said he never jerked off rickford66 Nov 2025 #13
My Great Uncle told me something similar when i was a kid. Lochloosa Nov 2025 #15
Clinton's Surgeon General got the boot because she recommended masturbation rickford66 Nov 2025 #16
I remember that. Joycelyn Elders. DFW Nov 2025 #29
Except that he probably does it anyway ChicagoTeamster Nov 2025 #14
He lies about everything else Marthe48 Nov 2025 #19
If there were a God, Mike and a lot of rethugs, including TSF would bluestarone Nov 2025 #17
And I bet he violates that faith daily. Takket Nov 2025 #18
He gives TSF the Rusty Trombone RainCaster Nov 2025 #20
His is a faith without works. surfered Nov 2025 #22
"Go back-off in your own JackYard." BurnDoubt Nov 2025 #23
This message was self-deleted by its author AllaN01Bear Nov 2025 #25
A man who asks his minor child to monitor his porn ap. Irish_Dem Nov 2025 #26
One of the most perverse, creepy things I've ever... 3catwoman3 Nov 2025 #30
I know. Someone should have reported him to Children's Services on that one. Irish_Dem Nov 2025 #31

Response to multigraincracker (Reply #1)

AZ8theist

(7,156 posts)
27. Reading those passages only confirms....
Sun Nov 9, 2025, 01:33 AM
Nov 2025

...that Mike Johnson is a VILE, DISGUSTING, LYING HYPOCRITE.

He once said something to the effect "If you want to know my worldview, read the Bible".

OBVIOUS he's never read Mathew 25: 41-46. But if he had, he certainly ignores what it says.

A VILE, DISGUSTING, LYING HYPOCRITE.

 

Paladin

(32,354 posts)
7. Not jacking off, and blowing trump. Simultaneously.
Sat Nov 8, 2025, 09:20 AM
Nov 2025

Proof positive that, for all his obvious weaknesses, Johnson is still capable of doing two things at once...

DFW

(59,880 posts)
28. The movie was about a friend of mine.
Sun Nov 9, 2025, 01:57 AM
Nov 2025

He died several years back, but he was a perfectly wonderful man, and I still miss him. A soft-spoken, wry intellectual, Adrian (his name was Adrian) was nothing like the portrayal of him by Robin Williams in the film. But as long as you accept from the outset that the film is a complete fabrication, it is a funny, entertaining film. During the filming, they would ask Adrian a few details about how something was, say”thanks for letting us know,” and then completely ignoring what he said. Adrian would tell anyone who asked, “if I had done half the things they showed me doing in the film, I would have spent the rest of my life in Leavenworth.”

Lochloosa

(16,688 posts)
15. My Great Uncle told me something similar when i was a kid.
Sat Nov 8, 2025, 11:17 AM
Nov 2025

Any man that tells you he doesn't masturbate is a damn liar and any woman that tells you she doesn't is a damn fool.

I really miss him 😢

rickford66

(6,053 posts)
16. Clinton's Surgeon General got the boot because she recommended masturbation
Sat Nov 8, 2025, 11:35 AM
Nov 2025

in addition to better sex education. For a short time, I thought the USA was coming out of the Dark Ages.

DFW

(59,880 posts)
29. I remember that. Joycelyn Elders.
Sun Nov 9, 2025, 02:07 AM
Nov 2025

That was 30 years ago, and we trashed the Republicans for it then.

My dad wrote a musical parody song about it, and I was there when it got performed in front of Clinton, who was convulsed in laughter. It was the one occasion when he could laugh his ass off at the Republicans for their childish stupidity, and not get trashed for it.

bluestarone

(21,652 posts)
17. If there were a God, Mike and a lot of rethugs, including TSF would
Sat Nov 8, 2025, 11:39 AM
Nov 2025

Already be dead of natural causes and heading down on that good o HELL elevator.

BurnDoubt

(1,580 posts)
23. "Go back-off in your own JackYard."
Sat Nov 8, 2025, 04:31 PM
Nov 2025

What we used to say back in the 60’s. Empathy and Compassion are for Woke Weenies. I sincerely hope he and his family are afforded the opportunity to live the other side of this nightmare. it’s unconscionable that they can’t share the experience. Make It So.

Response to demmiblue (Original post)

Irish_Dem

(80,426 posts)
31. I know. Someone should have reported him to Children's Services on that one.
Sun Nov 9, 2025, 07:17 PM
Nov 2025

He was so proud of it too. What a creeper.

What the hell does he do behind closed doors.

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