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I need you all to know that my mother sent me this. 𤣠That is all.
— Dana Goldberg (@dgcomedy.bsky.social) 2025-11-08T02:24:32.780Z

multigraincracker
(37,760 posts)He could screw up a wet dream.
Attilatheblond
(8,993 posts)Generally takes much longer to find something funny.
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orangecrush
(30,583 posts)Thank you
newdeal2
(5,487 posts)The most twisted kind of "Christian."
Trueblue1968
(19,267 posts)azureblue
(2,732 posts)in Matthew 25: 41 - 46..
KS Toronado
(23,727 posts)Probably just another lie.
AZ8theist
(7,429 posts)...that Mike Johnson is a VILE, DISGUSTING, LYING HYPOCRITE.
He once said something to the effect "If you want to know my worldview, read the Bible".
OBVIOUS he's never read Mathew 25: 41-46. But if he had, he certainly ignores what it says.
A VILE, DISGUSTING, LYING HYPOCRITE.
2MuchNoise
(781 posts)Paladin
(32,354 posts)Proof positive that, for all his obvious weaknesses, Johnson is still capable of doing two things at once...
lastlib
(28,357 posts)now that's funny.
(I'll let myself out now....)
erronis
(24,038 posts)DFW
(60,291 posts)He died several years back, but he was a perfectly wonderful man, and I still miss him. A soft-spoken, wry intellectual, Adrian (his name was Adrian) was nothing like the portrayal of him by Robin Williams in the film. But as long as you accept from the outset that the film is a complete fabrication, it is a funny, entertaining film. During the filming, they would ask Adrian a few details about how something was, saythanks for letting us know, and then completely ignoring what he said. Adrian would tell anyone who asked, if I had done half the things they showed me doing in the film, I would have spent the rest of my life in Leavenworth.
paleotn
(22,372 posts)Historic NY
(40,074 posts)rickford66
(6,071 posts)and I think he was lying
Lochloosa
(16,752 posts)Any man that tells you he doesn't masturbate is a damn liar and any woman that tells you she doesn't is a damn fool.
I really miss him 😢
rickford66
(6,071 posts)in addition to better sex education. For a short time, I thought the USA was coming out of the Dark Ages.
DFW
(60,291 posts)That was 30 years ago, and we trashed the Republicans for it then.
My dad wrote a musical parody song about it, and I was there when it got performed in front of Clinton, who was convulsed in laughter. It was the one occasion when he could laugh his ass off at the Republicans for their childish stupidity, and not get trashed for it.
ChicagoTeamster
(1,034 posts)Marthe48
(23,225 posts)n/t
bluestarone
(22,263 posts)Already be dead of natural causes and heading down on that good o HELL elevator.
Takket
(23,733 posts)RainCaster
(13,758 posts)That keeps him too busy to pleasure himself.
surfered
(13,681 posts)BurnDoubt
(1,793 posts)What we used to say back in the 60s. Empathy and Compassion are for Woke Weenies. I sincerely hope he and his family are afforded the opportunity to live the other side of this nightmare. its unconscionable that they cant share the experience. Make It So.
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Irish_Dem
(81,672 posts)3catwoman3
(29,524 posts)heard about. In so many ways.
Irish_Dem
(81,672 posts)He was so proud of it too. What a creeper.
What the hell does he do behind closed doors.