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Orrex

(67,429 posts) Thu Nov 13, 2025, 08:22 AM Nov 2025

Is he dead yet?

Mauled to death by a dog that hasn't barked?

Severe colon blockage caused by Mike Johnson's head?

Fell into document shredder while visiting Bondi?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Nov 2025 OP

Tried to eat the Epstein files before they could be released SocialDemocrat61 Nov 2025 #1

No but Jeffreywill finish the job malaise Nov 2025 #2

Mauled to death by a dog that hasn't barked? malaise Nov 2025 #3

No, damn it, the evil creep is still alive Grim Chieftain Nov 2025 #4

No but Coldwater Nov 2025 #5

Or simply remembering to pull out in time. cstanleytech Nov 2025 #8

That should be the photo on his malaise Nov 2025 #17

Maybe he is.I was expecting a twitter shit storm at three in the morning Tribetime Nov 2025 #6

I just wanted to add a little musical interlude.... Javaman Nov 2025 #7

Howling with laughter malaise Nov 2025 #31

No, but he's one day closer mercuryblues Nov 2025 #9

Accidentally fell into a big pot of melted copper Emile Nov 2025 #10

No, not physically, bagimin Nov 2025 #11

Crushed and suffocated by millions of pennies from heaven. twodogsbarking Nov 2025 #12

Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others. The same applies when you are twodogsbarking Nov 2025 #13

I never tire of these Mira Nov 2025 #14

Crushed by Epstein document dump surfered Nov 2025 #15

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Nov 2025 #16

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Nov 2025 #18

Has to be soon, doesn't it? SheltieLover Nov 2025 #25

Soon... SheltieLover Nov 2025 #24

LMAO!!! I love #2 in particular! LymphocyteLover Nov 2025 #19

I certainly agree. Hard to top. NNadir Nov 2025 #29

No, but he's about to be 'hoisted by his own petard'. Joinfortmill Nov 2025 #20

True dat! Deminpenn Nov 2025 #21

Keeled over when he looked in a mirror & saw eps looking back? SheltieLover Nov 2025 #22

JD slipped him a Mickey to hasten the transition process Blue Owl Nov 2025 #23

ALL three Martin Eden Nov 2025 #26

Not yet, but this whole situation must be terribly stressful.... Ocelot II Nov 2025 #27

He should eat more hambrrders & KFC to alleviate his stress SheltieLover Nov 2025 #28

Only a matter of time... "FIGHT CLUB in training!" hlthe2b Nov 2025 #30

Gettin' there. Iggo Nov 2025 #32

Nyet 💔. 58Sunliner Nov 2025 #33

Everyone is asking this same question LetMyPeopleVote Nov 2025 #34

Acute Epstein Associativism may be the condition that finally does him in. sop Nov 2025 #35

Kick BlueWavePsych Nov 2025 #36

Not even close.... OhioBack2Blue Nov 2025 #37

Nope, damn, another disappointing day, republianmushroom Nov 2025 #38

No, and Neither is Epstein, Apparently. MineralMan Nov 2025 #39

SocialDemocrat61

(8,074 posts)

1. Tried to eat the Epstein files before they could be released

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 08:24 AM

Nov 2025

and choked to death.

malaise

(298,266 posts)

2. No but Jeffreywill finish the job

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 08:27 AM

Nov 2025

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDIVi-vBsOEyZy0adHN2CFRpuTcI43Tdq

malaise

(298,266 posts)

3. Mauled to death by a dog that hasn't barked?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 08:28 AM

Nov 2025

Bwaaaah! 😂

Grim Chieftain

(2,107 posts)

4. No, damn it, the evil creep is still alive

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 08:29 AM

Nov 2025

to destroy our country and our democracy another day. Will this ever end?

Coldwater

(1,344 posts)

5. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 08:29 AM

Nov 2025

cstanleytech

(28,617 posts)

8. Or simply remembering to pull out in time.

Reply to Coldwater (Reply #5)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 08:40 AM

Nov 2025

malaise

(298,266 posts)

17. That should be the photo on his

Reply to Coldwater (Reply #5)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 09:56 AM

Nov 2025

Funeral program😀

Tribetime

(7,145 posts)

6. Maybe he is.I was expecting a twitter shit storm at three in the morning

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 08:32 AM

Nov 2025

Javaman

(65,994 posts)

7. I just wanted to add a little musical interlude....

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 08:40 AM

Nov 2025

?si=02AQYn3nTOXyDS19

malaise

(298,266 posts)

31. Howling with laughter

Reply to Javaman (Reply #7)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 11:24 AM

Nov 2025

😂

mercuryblues

(16,516 posts)

9. No, but he's one day closer

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 08:48 AM

Nov 2025

Emile

(43,402 posts)

10. Accidentally fell into a big pot of melted copper

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 08:51 AM

Nov 2025

while melting down US pennies.

bagimin

(1,706 posts)

11. No, not physically,

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 08:53 AM

Nov 2025

but...

twodogsbarking

(19,444 posts)

12. Crushed and suffocated by millions of pennies from heaven.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 08:58 AM

Nov 2025

And you'll find your fortune falling all over town
It'll be pennies from Heaven
Pennies from Heaven
The pennies from Heaven
For you and me

twodogsbarking

(19,444 posts)

13. Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others. The same applies when you are

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 09:01 AM

Nov 2025

stupid.
Ricky Gervais.

Mira

(22,694 posts)

14. I never tire of these

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 09:11 AM

Nov 2025

Please do not stop -- your mind is a delight to me.

surfered

(14,457 posts)

15. Crushed by Epstein document dump

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 09:36 AM

Nov 2025

A fatal situation in the Situation Room.

niyad

(134,180 posts)

16. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 09:38 AM

Nov 2025

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(14,457 posts)

18. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

Reply to niyad (Reply #16)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 09:58 AM

Nov 2025

SheltieLover

(81,869 posts)

25. Has to be soon, doesn't it?

Reply to surfered (Reply #18)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 10:55 AM

Nov 2025

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

SheltieLover

(81,869 posts)

24. Soon...

Reply to niyad (Reply #16)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 10:54 AM

Nov 2025

👠👠👠👠👠👠

LymphocyteLover

(10,212 posts)

19. LMAO!!! I love #2 in particular!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 09:58 AM

Nov 2025

NNadir

(38,624 posts)

29. I certainly agree. Hard to top.

Reply to LymphocyteLover (Reply #19)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 11:11 AM

Nov 2025

Joinfortmill

(21,743 posts)

20. No, but he's about to be 'hoisted by his own petard'.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 10:06 AM

Nov 2025

Deminpenn

(17,598 posts)

21. True dat!

Reply to Joinfortmill (Reply #20)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 10:09 AM

Nov 2025

SheltieLover

(81,869 posts)

22. Keeled over when he looked in a mirror & saw eps looking back?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 10:51 AM

Nov 2025

Blew a gasket upon learning eps advised pootin on how to manipulate him? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220799504 )

Brain exploded from the volume of the skeletons rattling in his closet?