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Orrex

(66,669 posts) Thu Nov 13, 2025, 07:22 AM Nov 13

Is he dead yet?

Mauled to death by a dog that hasn't barked?

Severe colon blockage caused by Mike Johnson's head?

Fell into document shredder while visiting Bondi?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Nov 13 OP

Tried to eat the Epstein files before they could be released SocialDemocrat61 Nov 13 #1

No but Jeffreywill finish the job malaise Nov 13 #2

Mauled to death by a dog that hasn't barked? malaise Nov 13 #3

No, damn it, the evil creep is still alive Grim Chieftain Nov 13 #4

No but Coldwater Nov 13 #5

Or simply remembering to pull out in time. cstanleytech Nov 13 #8

That should be the photo on his malaise Nov 13 #17

Maybe he is.I was expecting a twitter shit storm at three in the morning Tribetime Nov 13 #6

I just wanted to add a little musical interlude.... Javaman Nov 13 #7

Howling with laughter malaise Nov 13 #31

No, but he's one day closer mercuryblues Nov 13 #9

Accidentally fell into a big pot of melted copper Emile Nov 13 #10

No, not physically, bagimin Nov 13 #11

Crushed and suffocated by millions of pennies from heaven. twodogsbarking Nov 13 #12

Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others. The same applies when you are twodogsbarking Nov 13 #13

I never tire of these Mira Nov 13 #14

Crushed by Epstein document dump surfered Nov 13 #15

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Nov 13 #16

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Nov 13 #18

Has to be soon, doesn't it? SheltieLover Nov 13 #25

Soon... SheltieLover Nov 13 #24

LMAO!!! I love #2 in particular! LymphocyteLover Nov 13 #19

I certainly agree. Hard to top. NNadir Nov 13 #29

No, but he's about to be 'hoisted by his own petard'. Joinfortmill Nov 13 #20

True dat! Deminpenn Nov 13 #21

Keeled over when he looked in a mirror & saw eps looking back? SheltieLover Nov 13 #22

JD slipped him a Mickey to hasten the transition process Blue Owl Nov 13 #23

ALL three Martin Eden Nov 13 #26

Not yet, but this whole situation must be terribly stressful.... Ocelot II Nov 13 #27

He should eat more hambrrders & KFC to alleviate his stress SheltieLover Nov 13 #28

Only a matter of time... "FIGHT CLUB in training!" hlthe2b Nov 13 #30

Gettin' there. Iggo Nov 13 #32

Nyet 💔. 58Sunliner Nov 13 #33

Everyone is asking this same question LetMyPeopleVote Nov 13 #34

Acute Epstein Associativism may be the condition that finally does him in. sop Nov 13 #35

Kick BlueWavePsych Nov 13 #36

Not even close.... OhioBack2Blue Nov 13 #37

Nope, damn, another disappointing day, republianmushroom Nov 13 #38

No, and Neither is Epstein, Apparently. MineralMan Nov 13 #39

SocialDemocrat61

(6,795 posts)

1. Tried to eat the Epstein files before they could be released

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 07:24 AM

Nov 13

and choked to death.

malaise

(292,681 posts)

2. No but Jeffreywill finish the job

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 07:27 AM

Nov 13

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDIVi-vBsOEyZy0adHN2CFRpuTcI43Tdq

malaise

(292,681 posts)

3. Mauled to death by a dog that hasn't barked?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 07:28 AM

Nov 13

Bwaaaah! 😂

Grim Chieftain

(1,221 posts)

4. No, damn it, the evil creep is still alive

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 07:29 AM

Nov 13

to destroy our country and our democracy another day. Will this ever end?

Coldwater

(920 posts)

5. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 07:29 AM

Nov 13

cstanleytech

(28,206 posts)

8. Or simply remembering to pull out in time.

Reply to Coldwater (Reply #5)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 07:40 AM

Nov 13

malaise

(292,681 posts)

17. That should be the photo on his

Reply to Coldwater (Reply #5)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 08:56 AM

Nov 13

Funeral program😀

Tribetime

(7,052 posts)

6. Maybe he is.I was expecting a twitter shit storm at three in the morning

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 07:32 AM

Nov 13

Javaman

(65,089 posts)

7. I just wanted to add a little musical interlude....

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 07:40 AM

Nov 13

?si=02AQYn3nTOXyDS19

malaise

(292,681 posts)

31. Howling with laughter

Reply to Javaman (Reply #7)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 10:24 AM

Nov 13

😂

mercuryblues

(16,169 posts)

9. No, but he's one day closer

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 07:48 AM

Nov 13

Emile

(40,570 posts)

10. Accidentally fell into a big pot of melted copper

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 07:51 AM

Nov 13

while melting down US pennies.

bagimin

(1,661 posts)

11. No, not physically,

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 07:53 AM

Nov 13

but...

twodogsbarking

(17,569 posts)

12. Crushed and suffocated by millions of pennies from heaven.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 07:58 AM

Nov 13

And you'll find your fortune falling all over town
It'll be pennies from Heaven
Pennies from Heaven
The pennies from Heaven
For you and me

twodogsbarking

(17,569 posts)

13. Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others. The same applies when you are

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 08:01 AM

Nov 13

stupid.
Ricky Gervais.

Mira

(22,645 posts)

14. I never tire of these

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 08:11 AM

Nov 13

Please do not stop -- your mind is a delight to me.

surfered

(11,462 posts)

15. Crushed by Epstein document dump

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 08:36 AM

Nov 13

A fatal situation in the Situation Room.

niyad

(129,506 posts)

16. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 08:38 AM

Nov 13

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(11,462 posts)

18. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

Reply to niyad (Reply #16)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 08:58 AM

Nov 13

SheltieLover

(76,721 posts)

25. Has to be soon, doesn't it?

Reply to surfered (Reply #18)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 09:55 AM

Nov 13

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

SheltieLover

(76,721 posts)

24. Soon...

Reply to niyad (Reply #16)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 09:54 AM

Nov 13

👠👠👠👠👠👠

LymphocyteLover

(9,345 posts)

19. LMAO!!! I love #2 in particular!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 08:58 AM

Nov 13

NNadir

(37,284 posts)

29. I certainly agree. Hard to top.

Reply to LymphocyteLover (Reply #19)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 10:11 AM

Nov 13

Joinfortmill

(20,034 posts)

20. No, but he's about to be 'hoisted by his own petard'.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 09:06 AM

Nov 13

Deminpenn

(17,289 posts)

21. True dat!

Reply to Joinfortmill (Reply #20)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 09:09 AM

Nov 13

SheltieLover

(76,721 posts)

22. Keeled over when he looked in a mirror & saw eps looking back?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 09:51 AM

Nov 13

Blew a gasket upon learning eps advised pootin on how to manipulate him? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220799504 )

Brain exploded from the volume of the skeletons rattling in his closet?