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Orrex

(66,684 posts) Wed Nov 26, 2025, 07:06 AM Nov 26

Is he dead yet?

Infected burn from mishandled soldering iron?

Crushed in on-set accident during filming of Rush Hour 4?

Hopelessly tied up and left in the forest by people who know how to be prepared?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Nov 26 OP

Challenged Mark Kelly to a fight SocialDemocrat61 Nov 26 #1

The arrow showing his plummeting polls... MiHale Nov 26 #2

No but there is this malaise Nov 26 #3

Not that I feel any empathy for him, but can you imagine the horror of not feeling well & being dependent on natasha? SheltieLover Nov 26 #37

Still hoping Satan comes for his boy. Joinfortmill Nov 26 #4

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Nov 26 #5

I don't think it can get any colder 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Nov 26 #8

True. Tomorrow is T-Day, so one does hope that we will have something niyad Nov 26 #9

What a splendid Thanksgiving that would be! SheltieLover Nov 26 #18

Yes!!!!! niyad Nov 26 #20

That would certainly redefine the words gratitude, thanksgiving, & joy! SheltieLover Nov 26 #22

Yes!!! niyad Nov 26 #24

And oh so many more: celebration being among them, with democracy at the center of the group. SheltieLover Nov 26 #25

Keep hope alive! surfered Nov 26 #28

Young enough that there is plenty of time for the fortunate event to occur SheltieLover Nov 26 #19

Love your optimism, niyad Grim Chieftain Nov 26 #36

Gobble and Waddle, the official turkeys named after tRump's daily activities, refused to pardon him. jls4561 Nov 26 #6

Mistakenly took an Acme rocket ride instead of SpaceX surfered Nov 26 #7

Leave some wimmin for us. Terrific. twodogsbarking Nov 26 #10

Better odds of survival on an Acme rocket SheltieLover Nov 26 #17

That was my thought as well. niyad Nov 26 #21

Great minds... SheltieLover Nov 26 #23

Melaaaaaniaaaah gave him a hair cut with an electric chain saw. The headless President. twodogsbarking Nov 26 #11

His head would still be yappin' 2MuchNoise Nov 26 #12

Like a, well, chicken. twodogsbarking Nov 26 #32

Maybe he'll pass away at the thought of having to serve a 27 year sentence like his crooked pal Jair? LymphocyteLover Nov 26 #13

Wandered off in a state related to his dementia... NNadir Nov 26 #14

How would we clean up THAT toxic waste spill? 2MuchNoise Nov 26 #26

I know. It's a big problem treating dyes in water. An orange Potomac is... NNadir Nov 26 #27

First thing I check when I roll out of bed in the morning. NBachers Nov 26 #15

Won't it be great to roll out of bed and find that the question's been answered? NNadir Nov 26 #35

Mistaken for an overgrown rotting pumpkin & hauled off to compost pit? SheltieLover Nov 26 #16

Rotting pumpkin head surfered Nov 26 #30

Yes! You nailed it, as always! SheltieLover Nov 26 #33

Takes direct hit to his NULVA from steel rimmed bowler hat thrown by that microcephalic yamhead Steven Cheung Blumancru Nov 26 #29

Soon, I hope. milestogo Nov 26 #31

One day this will be a national holiday LetMyPeopleVote Nov 26 #34

The Simpsons Prophet updates his prediction... Pluvious Nov 26 #38

I got a big giant fork ready to stick in him when he's finally done Blue Owl Nov 26 #39

AF1 disappeared off radar after Elon and Duffy meddle with air traffic controllers? Initech Nov 26 #40

He would have been but bluestarone Nov 26 #41

"Sigh... " hlthe2b Nov 26 #42

SocialDemocrat61

(6,860 posts)

1. Challenged Mark Kelly to a fight

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 07:08 AM

Nov 26

and it didn't turn out well for him.

MiHale

(12,629 posts)

2. The arrow showing his plummeting polls...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 07:18 AM

Nov 26

Went straight through his head…whoops!

malaise

(292,858 posts)

3. No but there is this

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 07:24 AM

Nov 26

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220831408

SheltieLover

(76,865 posts)

37. Not that I feel any empathy for him, but can you imagine the horror of not feeling well & being dependent on natasha?

Reply to malaise (Reply #3)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 11:03 AM

Nov 26

Joinfortmill

(20,091 posts)

4. Still hoping Satan comes for his boy.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 08:05 AM

Nov 26

niyad

(129,586 posts)

5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 08:05 AM

Nov 26

Still the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(11,564 posts)

8. I don't think it can get any colder 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

Reply to niyad (Reply #5)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 08:13 AM

Nov 26

niyad

(129,586 posts)

9. True. Tomorrow is T-Day, so one does hope that we will have something

Reply to surfered (Reply #8)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 08:19 AM

Nov 26

very special for which to be thankful.

SheltieLover

(76,865 posts)

18. What a splendid Thanksgiving that would be!

Reply to niyad (Reply #9)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 09:25 AM

Nov 26

niyad

(129,586 posts)

20. Yes!!!!!

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #18)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 09:30 AM

Nov 26

SheltieLover

(76,865 posts)

22. That would certainly redefine the words gratitude, thanksgiving, & joy!

Reply to niyad (Reply #20)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 09:31 AM

Nov 26

niyad

(129,586 posts)

24. Yes!!!

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #22)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 09:33 AM

Nov 26

SheltieLover

(76,865 posts)

25. And oh so many more: celebration being among them, with democracy at the center of the group.

Reply to niyad (Reply #24)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 09:35 AM

Nov 26

surfered

(11,564 posts)

28. Keep hope alive!

Reply to niyad (Reply #9)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 09:55 AM

Nov 26

SheltieLover

(76,865 posts)

19. Young enough that there is plenty of time for the fortunate event to occur

Reply to niyad (Reply #5)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 09:27 AM

Nov 26

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

Grim Chieftain

(1,257 posts)

36. Love your optimism, niyad

Reply to niyad (Reply #5)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 11:01 AM

Nov 26

jls4561

(2,841 posts)

6. Gobble and Waddle, the official turkeys named after tRump's daily activities, refused to pardon him.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 08:06 AM

Nov 26

Then Sarah Palin invited him to be in her latest Thanksgiving video.

surfered

(11,564 posts)

7. Mistakenly took an Acme rocket ride instead of SpaceX

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 08:10 AM

Nov 26

twodogsbarking

(17,582 posts)

10. Leave some wimmin for us. Terrific.

Reply to surfered (Reply #7)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 08:26 AM

Nov 26

SheltieLover

(76,865 posts)

17. Better odds of survival on an Acme rocket

Reply to surfered (Reply #7)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 09:24 AM

Nov 26

niyad

(129,586 posts)

21. That was my thought as well.

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #17)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 09:31 AM

Nov 26

SheltieLover

(76,865 posts)

23. Great minds...

Reply to niyad (Reply #21)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 09:33 AM

Nov 26

Fleaon has that ruskie engineering effect on successful missions...

twodogsbarking

(17,582 posts)

11. Melaaaaaniaaaah gave him a hair cut with an electric chain saw. The headless President.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 08:28 AM

Nov 26

2MuchNoise

(723 posts)

12. His head would still be yappin'

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #11)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 08:58 AM

Nov 26

and his body would be running in circles flapping its arms like its playing the accordion.

twodogsbarking

(17,582 posts)

32. Like a, well, chicken.

Reply to 2MuchNoise (Reply #12)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 10:05 AM

Nov 26

LymphocyteLover

(9,371 posts)

13. Maybe he'll pass away at the thought of having to serve a 27 year sentence like his crooked pal Jair?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 09:13 AM

Nov 26

NNadir

(37,304 posts)

14. Wandered off in a state related to his dementia...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 09:16 AM

Nov 26

...and drowned in the Potomac river?

2MuchNoise

(723 posts)

26. How would we clean up THAT toxic waste spill?

Reply to NNadir (Reply #14)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 09:38 AM

Nov 26

NNadir

(37,304 posts)

27. I know. It's a big problem treating dyes in water. An orange Potomac is...

Reply to 2MuchNoise (Reply #26)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 09:45 AM

Nov 26

...not a pleasant thought.

NBachers

(19,185 posts)

15. First thing I check when I roll out of bed in the morning.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 09:20 AM

Nov 26

NNadir

(37,304 posts)

35. Won't it be great to roll out of bed and find that the question's been answered?

Reply to NBachers (Reply #15)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 10:52 AM

Nov 26

SheltieLover

(76,865 posts)

16. Mistaken for an overgrown rotting pumpkin & hauled off to compost pit?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 09:22 AM

Nov 26

surfered

(11,564 posts)

30. Rotting pumpkin head

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #16)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 09:59 AM

Nov 26

SheltieLover

(76,865 posts)

33. Yes! You nailed it, as always!

Reply to surfered (Reply #30)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 10:07 AM

Nov 26

Dear Great Pumpkin...pls do something about your evil cousin. Love that one!

Blumancru

(210 posts)

29. Takes direct hit to his NULVA from steel rimmed bowler hat thrown by that microcephalic yamhead Steven Cheung

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 09:58 AM

Nov 26

Vertebrae shatter like a ketchup bottle thrown against the wall.
Mailorderia then has an affair with Jimmy Kimmel.

I am going to use the word NULVA as often as I can, as people seem to like it. I have no other way to describe that thing on the front of his neck.
If we all use NULVA, maybe we can get it in the dictionary as a new word.

Legal Disclaimer and release: While I am the author and sole originator of the word NULVA, I make no legal clain to copyright ownership, and hereby gift NULVA to the world for non-profit use including but not limited to ridicule and humiliation of a certain orange human who has a prominent NULVA.