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Orrex

(67,313 posts) Wed Nov 26, 2025, 08:06 AM Nov 2025

Is he dead yet?

Infected burn from mishandled soldering iron?

Crushed in on-set accident during filming of Rush Hour 4?

Hopelessly tied up and left in the forest by people who know how to be prepared?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Nov 2025 OP

Challenged Mark Kelly to a fight SocialDemocrat61 Nov 2025 #1

The arrow showing his plummeting polls... MiHale Nov 2025 #2

No but there is this malaise Nov 2025 #3

Not that I feel any empathy for him, but can you imagine the horror of not feeling well & being dependent on natasha? SheltieLover Nov 2025 #37

Still hoping Satan comes for his boy. Joinfortmill Nov 2025 #4

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Nov 2025 #5

I don't think it can get any colder 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Nov 2025 #8

True. Tomorrow is T-Day, so one does hope that we will have something niyad Nov 2025 #9

What a splendid Thanksgiving that would be! SheltieLover Nov 2025 #18

Yes!!!!! niyad Nov 2025 #20

That would certainly redefine the words gratitude, thanksgiving, & joy! SheltieLover Nov 2025 #22

Yes!!! niyad Nov 2025 #24

And oh so many more: celebration being among them, with democracy at the center of the group. SheltieLover Nov 2025 #25

Keep hope alive! surfered Nov 2025 #28

Young enough that there is plenty of time for the fortunate event to occur SheltieLover Nov 2025 #19

Love your optimism, niyad Grim Chieftain Nov 2025 #36

Gobble and Waddle, the official turkeys named after tRump's daily activities, refused to pardon him. jls4561 Nov 2025 #6

Mistakenly took an Acme rocket ride instead of SpaceX surfered Nov 2025 #7

Leave some wimmin for us. Terrific. twodogsbarking Nov 2025 #10

Better odds of survival on an Acme rocket SheltieLover Nov 2025 #17

That was my thought as well. niyad Nov 2025 #21

Great minds... SheltieLover Nov 2025 #23

Melaaaaaniaaaah gave him a hair cut with an electric chain saw. The headless President. twodogsbarking Nov 2025 #11

His head would still be yappin' 2MuchNoise Nov 2025 #12

Like a, well, chicken. twodogsbarking Nov 2025 #32

Maybe he'll pass away at the thought of having to serve a 27 year sentence like his crooked pal Jair? LymphocyteLover Nov 2025 #13

Wandered off in a state related to his dementia... NNadir Nov 2025 #14

How would we clean up THAT toxic waste spill? 2MuchNoise Nov 2025 #26

I know. It's a big problem treating dyes in water. An orange Potomac is... NNadir Nov 2025 #27

First thing I check when I roll out of bed in the morning. NBachers Nov 2025 #15

Won't it be great to roll out of bed and find that the question's been answered? NNadir Nov 2025 #35

Mistaken for an overgrown rotting pumpkin & hauled off to compost pit? SheltieLover Nov 2025 #16

Rotting pumpkin head surfered Nov 2025 #30

Yes! You nailed it, as always! SheltieLover Nov 2025 #33

Takes direct hit to his NULVA from steel rimmed bowler hat thrown by that microcephalic yamhead Steven Cheung Blumancru Nov 2025 #29

Soon, I hope. milestogo Nov 2025 #31

One day this will be a national holiday LetMyPeopleVote Nov 2025 #34

The Simpsons Prophet updates his prediction... Pluvious Nov 2025 #38

I got a big giant fork ready to stick in him when he's finally done Blue Owl Nov 2025 #39

AF1 disappeared off radar after Elon and Duffy meddle with air traffic controllers? Initech Nov 2025 #40

He would have been but bluestarone Nov 2025 #41

"Sigh... " hlthe2b Nov 2025 #42

SocialDemocrat61

(7,927 posts)

1. Challenged Mark Kelly to a fight

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 08:08 AM

Nov 2025

and it didn't turn out well for him.

MiHale

(13,121 posts)

2. The arrow showing his plummeting polls...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 08:18 AM

Nov 2025

Went straight through his head…whoops!

malaise

(297,426 posts)

3. No but there is this

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 08:24 AM

Nov 2025

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220831408

SheltieLover

(81,455 posts)

37. Not that I feel any empathy for him, but can you imagine the horror of not feeling well & being dependent on natasha?

Reply to malaise (Reply #3)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 12:03 PM

Nov 2025

Joinfortmill

(21,483 posts)

4. Still hoping Satan comes for his boy.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 09:05 AM

Nov 2025

niyad

(133,582 posts)

5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 09:05 AM

Nov 2025

Still the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(13,992 posts)

8. I don't think it can get any colder 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

Reply to niyad (Reply #5)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 09:13 AM

Nov 2025

niyad

(133,582 posts)

9. True. Tomorrow is T-Day, so one does hope that we will have something

Reply to surfered (Reply #8)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 09:19 AM

Nov 2025

very special for which to be thankful.

SheltieLover

(81,455 posts)

18. What a splendid Thanksgiving that would be!

Reply to niyad (Reply #9)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 10:25 AM

Nov 2025

niyad

(133,582 posts)

20. Yes!!!!!

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #18)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 10:30 AM

Nov 2025

SheltieLover

(81,455 posts)

22. That would certainly redefine the words gratitude, thanksgiving, & joy!

Reply to niyad (Reply #20)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 10:31 AM

Nov 2025

niyad

(133,582 posts)

24. Yes!!!

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #22)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 10:33 AM

Nov 2025

SheltieLover

(81,455 posts)

25. And oh so many more: celebration being among them, with democracy at the center of the group.

Reply to niyad (Reply #24)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 10:35 AM

Nov 2025

surfered

(13,992 posts)

28. Keep hope alive!

Reply to niyad (Reply #9)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 10:55 AM

Nov 2025

SheltieLover

(81,455 posts)

19. Young enough that there is plenty of time for the fortunate event to occur

Reply to niyad (Reply #5)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 10:27 AM

Nov 2025

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

Grim Chieftain

(1,940 posts)

36. Love your optimism, niyad

Reply to niyad (Reply #5)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 12:01 PM

Nov 2025

jls4561

(3,249 posts)

6. Gobble and Waddle, the official turkeys named after tRump's daily activities, refused to pardon him.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 09:06 AM

Nov 2025

Then Sarah Palin invited him to be in her latest Thanksgiving video.

surfered

(13,992 posts)

7. Mistakenly took an Acme rocket ride instead of SpaceX

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 09:10 AM

Nov 2025

twodogsbarking

(19,180 posts)

10. Leave some wimmin for us. Terrific.

Reply to surfered (Reply #7)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 09:26 AM

Nov 2025

SheltieLover

(81,455 posts)

17. Better odds of survival on an Acme rocket

Reply to surfered (Reply #7)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 10:24 AM

Nov 2025

niyad

(133,582 posts)

21. That was my thought as well.

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #17)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 10:31 AM

Nov 2025

SheltieLover

(81,455 posts)

23. Great minds...

Reply to niyad (Reply #21)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 10:33 AM

Nov 2025

Fleaon has that ruskie engineering effect on successful missions...

twodogsbarking

(19,180 posts)

11. Melaaaaaniaaaah gave him a hair cut with an electric chain saw. The headless President.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 09:28 AM

Nov 2025

2MuchNoise

(827 posts)

12. His head would still be yappin'

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #11)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 09:58 AM

Nov 2025

and his body would be running in circles flapping its arms like its playing the accordion.

twodogsbarking

(19,180 posts)

32. Like a, well, chicken.

Reply to 2MuchNoise (Reply #12)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 11:05 AM

Nov 2025

LymphocyteLover

(10,027 posts)

13. Maybe he'll pass away at the thought of having to serve a 27 year sentence like his crooked pal Jair?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 10:13 AM

Nov 2025

NNadir

(38,382 posts)

14. Wandered off in a state related to his dementia...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 10:16 AM

Nov 2025

...and drowned in the Potomac river?

2MuchNoise

(827 posts)

26. How would we clean up THAT toxic waste spill?

Reply to NNadir (Reply #14)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 10:38 AM

Nov 2025

NNadir

(38,382 posts)

27. I know. It's a big problem treating dyes in water. An orange Potomac is...

Reply to 2MuchNoise (Reply #26)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 10:45 AM

Nov 2025

...not a pleasant thought.

NBachers

(19,535 posts)

15. First thing I check when I roll out of bed in the morning.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 10:20 AM

Nov 2025

NNadir

(38,382 posts)

35. Won't it be great to roll out of bed and find that the question's been answered?

Reply to NBachers (Reply #15)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 11:52 AM

Nov 2025

SheltieLover

(81,455 posts)

16. Mistaken for an overgrown rotting pumpkin & hauled off to compost pit?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 10:22 AM

Nov 2025

surfered

(13,992 posts)

30. Rotting pumpkin head

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #16)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 10:59 AM

Nov 2025

SheltieLover

(81,455 posts)

33. Yes! You nailed it, as always!

Reply to surfered (Reply #30)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 11:07 AM

Nov 2025

Dear Great Pumpkin...pls do something about your evil cousin. Love that one!

Blumancru

(294 posts)

29. Takes direct hit to his NULVA from steel rimmed bowler hat thrown by that microcephalic yamhead Steven Cheung

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 10:58 AM

Nov 2025

Vertebrae shatter like a ketchup bottle thrown against the wall.
Mailorderia then has an affair with Jimmy Kimmel.

I am going to use the word NULVA as often as I can, as people seem to like it. I have no other way to describe that thing on the front of his neck.
If we all use NULVA, maybe we can get it in the dictionary as a new word.

Legal Disclaimer and release: While I am the author and sole originator of the word NULVA, I make no legal clain to copyright ownership, and hereby gift NULVA to the world for non-profit use including but not limited to ridicule and humiliation of a certain orange human who has a prominent NULVA.