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Orrex

(66,975 posts) Thu Dec 4, 2025, 07:12 AM Dec 2025

Is he dead yet?

Mauled to death at Parque Zoobotânica Arruda Câmara?

Swept out to sea when he didn't keep *all* the hurricanes away?

Turned away at The Pearly Gates because of insufficient donations?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Dec 2025 OP

"Swept out to sea by those 'non-existent' hurricanes?" hlthe2b Dec 2025 #1

Holy shit is that real? Orrex Dec 2025 #2

Pretty sure it is. I've seen similar video on Nat. Geo's "Shark Week"... hlthe2b Dec 2025 #3

If we had those here, I would quit surfing. surfered Dec 2025 #10

Something big brushed against me in the Atlantic once. Damn. twodogsbarking Dec 2025 #13

That is a scary feeling . surfered Dec 2025 #21

Grim reaper promised him an award? SheltieLover Dec 2025 #4

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Dec 2025 #5

Plenty of hours left in this day. SheltieLover Dec 2025 #6

I think that day is getting closer.🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾 surfered Dec 2025 #11

He was particularly orange yesterday. I'm still rooting for fatal overdose on orange facepaint LymphocyteLover Dec 2025 #7

Just resting in peace at the Trump Institute of Peace Donkees Dec 2025 #8

Today could be the day. Botany Dec 2025 #9

His shelf life is near its end surfered Dec 2025 #12

His expiration date was 1993. Throw him out of the refrigerator. twodogsbarking Dec 2025 #17

May has come and gone Botany Dec 2025 #18

My cell phone does need charging surfered Dec 2025 #14

Priorities my friend, priorities. twodogsbarking Dec 2025 #16

Crushed by tons of high sulfur bituminous coal thrown from Santa's Slay (sleigh). twodogsbarking Dec 2025 #15

He said he loves coal surfered Dec 2025 #19

Unfortunately dalton99a Dec 2025 #20

We'd all throw the orange out, wouldn't we? surfered Dec 2025 #22

Absolutely! SheltieLover Dec 2025 #23

Where I grew up they would say he passed over the river. twodogsbarking Dec 2025 #24

Someday soon, we will see a breaking news alert that will make us happy LetMyPeopleVote Dec 2025 #25

Hair helmet failed to protect his ugly head in a fall down the AF1 stairway Blue Owl Dec 2025 #26

hlthe2b

(113,667 posts)

1. "Swept out to sea by those 'non-existent' hurricanes?"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 07:16 AM

Dec 2025

"Waiting!"

Orrex

(66,975 posts)

2. Holy shit is that real?

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #1)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 07:21 AM

Dec 2025

I'm never getting within 10,000 miles of an ocean again!

hlthe2b

(113,667 posts)

3. Pretty sure it is. I've seen similar video on Nat. Geo's "Shark Week"...

Reply to Orrex (Reply #2)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 07:22 AM

Dec 2025

surfered

(13,027 posts)

10. If we had those here, I would quit surfing.

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #3)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 09:31 AM

Dec 2025

twodogsbarking

(18,415 posts)

13. Something big brushed against me in the Atlantic once. Damn.

Reply to Orrex (Reply #2)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 09:35 AM

Dec 2025

surfered

(13,027 posts)

21. That is a scary feeling .

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #13)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 10:37 AM

Dec 2025

SheltieLover

(79,677 posts)

4. Grim reaper promised him an award?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 07:51 AM

Dec 2025

Trampled by whiskey pete in his frenetic effort to avoid criticism for murder & war crimes?

niyad

(131,752 posts)

5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 08:02 AM

Dec 2025

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(79,677 posts)

6. Plenty of hours left in this day.

Reply to niyad (Reply #5)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 08:27 AM

Dec 2025

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

surfered

(13,027 posts)

11. I think that day is getting closer.🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

Reply to niyad (Reply #5)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 09:32 AM

Dec 2025

LymphocyteLover

(9,738 posts)

7. He was particularly orange yesterday. I'm still rooting for fatal overdose on orange facepaint

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 08:38 AM

Dec 2025

Donkees

(33,632 posts)

8. Just resting in peace at the Trump Institute of Peace

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 09:06 AM

Dec 2025

Botany

(77,106 posts)

9. Today could be the day.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 09:08 AM

Dec 2025

Donny is a milk carton whose pull date is coming closer and closer.

surfered

(13,027 posts)

12. His shelf life is near its end

Reply to Botany (Reply #9)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 09:34 AM

Dec 2025

twodogsbarking

(18,415 posts)

17. His expiration date was 1993. Throw him out of the refrigerator.

Reply to surfered (Reply #12)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 09:42 AM

Dec 2025

Botany

(77,106 posts)

18. May has come and gone

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #17)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 09:45 AM

Dec 2025

surfered

(13,027 posts)

14. My cell phone does need charging

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 09:38 AM

Dec 2025

twodogsbarking

(18,415 posts)

16. Priorities my friend, priorities.

Reply to surfered (Reply #14)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 09:40 AM

Dec 2025

twodogsbarking

(18,415 posts)

15. Crushed by tons of high sulfur bituminous coal thrown from Santa's Slay (sleigh).

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 09:38 AM

Dec 2025

Ho, ho, ho. Happy holidays and to all a good day.

surfered

(13,027 posts)

19. He said he loves coal

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #15)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 10:02 AM

Dec 2025

dalton99a

(93,728 posts)

20. Unfortunately

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 10:14 AM

Dec 2025

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surfered

(13,027 posts)

22. We'd all throw the orange out, wouldn't we?

Reply to dalton99a (Reply #20)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 10:40 AM

Dec 2025

SheltieLover

(79,677 posts)

23. Absolutely!

Reply to surfered (Reply #22)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 10:43 AM

Dec 2025

twodogsbarking

(18,415 posts)

24. Where I grew up they would say he passed over the river.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 10:55 AM

Dec 2025

Worm food.

LetMyPeopleVote

(178,665 posts)

25. Someday soon, we will see a breaking news alert that will make us happy

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 11:17 AM

Dec 2025

Blue Owl

(58,893 posts)

26. Hair helmet failed to protect his ugly head in a fall down the AF1 stairway

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 11:27 AM

Dec 2025

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