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Orrex

(66,691 posts)
Fri Dec 5, 2025, 07:08 AM Dec 5

Is he dead yet?

Dropped dead from the strain of his nationwide Policy Defense tour?

Keeled over from exhaustion after staying awake for 45 minutes straight?

OD'ed on Leqembi and Kisunla?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Dec 5 OP
Major tantrum depleted his "finite" energy sounce? Game over. SheltieLover Dec 5 #1
Jake Tapper was giving him SocialDemocrat61 Dec 5 #2
Pulled his pea brain from his mushroom? PuraVidaDreamin Dec 5 #3
"Keeled over from exhaustion after staying awake for 45 minutes straight?" Ray Bruns Dec 5 #4
I anxiously await a newly reworded post. gordianot Dec 5 #5
Haha for Don Snoreleone😀 malaise Dec 5 #6
Strokes out when Mikey Johnson uses the word "know" WestMichRad Dec 5 #7
No but malaise Dec 5 #8
Overdosed infusing Ivermectin after it was made available over the counter surfered Dec 5 #9
Asked Kegsbreath to show him his new dance, the double-tap? Jimi du Ranty Dec 5 #10
Heartbroken Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Dec 5 #11
Drowned while trying to show Seinan Sensei Dec 5 #12
Trying to copy FDR's fireside chats, Trump sets himself on fire and burns down the rest of the White House twodogsbarking Dec 5 #13
Bwaaaaaah malaise Dec 5 #18
It is an honor. twodogsbarking Dec 5 #21
Just when the house is about to fall from the sky onto Melaaaaahiaaaah she jumps out ot the way and pushes twodogsbarking Dec 5 #14
People say he carries drugs. CaptainTruth Dec 5 #15
"No?" hlthe2b Dec 5 #16
Aw MustLoveBeagles Dec 5 #20
A cocaine overdose would be rich justice LymphocyteLover Dec 5 #17
Fast growing hemorrhoids prevented him to talk and breathe. Dave Bowman Dec 5 #19
Any day now. Iggo Dec 5 #22
Prayers for trump LetMyPeopleVote Dec 5 #23
Dozed off and woke up in the bowels of hell where he'll burn forever Blue Owl Dec 5 #24
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Dec 5 #25
Soon... SheltieLover Dec 5 #26
🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Dec 5 #27
Attacked by coked up shark GopherGal Dec 5 #28

SheltieLover

(76,923 posts)
1. Major tantrum depleted his "finite" energy sounce? Game over.
Fri Dec 5, 2025, 07:10 AM
Dec 5

Caught amidst spat between whiskey pete & pee wee german? ( https://democraticunderground.com/100220848028 )



malaise

(292,929 posts)
6. Haha for Don Snoreleone😀
Fri Dec 5, 2025, 07:57 AM
Dec 5

Keeled over from exhaustion after staying awake for 45 minutes straight?

WestMichRad

(2,939 posts)
7. Strokes out when Mikey Johnson uses the word "know"
Fri Dec 5, 2025, 07:57 AM
Dec 5

… in a verbal reply, thinking he said “no” to his latest demand for capitulation.

Seinan Sensei

(1,379 posts)
12. Drowned while trying to show
Fri Dec 5, 2025, 08:32 AM
Dec 5

how one can swim 1600 miles with a bundle of drugs

After being blown out of one’s boat

twodogsbarking

(17,591 posts)
13. Trying to copy FDR's fireside chats, Trump sets himself on fire and burns down the rest of the White House
Fri Dec 5, 2025, 08:35 AM
Dec 5

while Melaaaaaaniaaaaah throws Saudi crude oil on the blaze.

twodogsbarking

(17,591 posts)
14. Just when the house is about to fall from the sky onto Melaaaaahiaaaah she jumps out ot the way and pushes
Fri Dec 5, 2025, 08:38 AM
Dec 5

Dooonaaaald under it and only his cankles are visible. The Munchkins sing....

LymphocyteLover

(9,385 posts)
17. A cocaine overdose would be rich justice
Fri Dec 5, 2025, 09:30 AM
Dec 5

Donald Trump just hit a new low—if that’s even possible. This week he pardoned a person responsible for more American deaths than Bin Laden caused on 9/11.
https://deanobeidallah.substack.com/p/trump-just-pardoned-a-person-responsible

Blue Owl

(58,181 posts)
24. Dozed off and woke up in the bowels of hell where he'll burn forever
Fri Dec 5, 2025, 01:01 PM
Dec 5

(or so I'd like to think....)

niyad

(129,682 posts)
25. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Fri Dec 5, 2025, 01:38 PM
Dec 5

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

GopherGal

(2,797 posts)
28. Attacked by coked up shark
Fri Dec 5, 2025, 05:05 PM
Dec 5

who consumed the drugs from a sunken Venezuelan "drug boat".
How it came to be in his golf course's water hazard is still under investigation.

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