So when do MLB and the NFL and the NHL start handing out peace prizes? When they get the word that Trump wants one?

What the actual platinum-plated fuck is this lunacy?

What they’re going to find out - the hard way - is that once the initial dopamine rush goes away he will go back to holding them hostage with threats etc.

I'm also quite sure there weren't any other candidates for the "prize."

FIFA need need the Slobfather to back off from disrupting the World Cup (more than he already has). So FIFA concocts a sports "Nobel" peace prize to stroke his ego.

MF47 is the inaugural recipient, but wait there's more! Pedonald and his goons get to form a committee to select future recipients.

The Guardian covers FIFA's corrupt process in gory detail.

Revealed: Myanmar junta ‘crony’ given key role behind Fifa peace prize

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/dec/04/revealed-myanmar-junta-crony-given-key-role-behind-fifa-peace-prize

We have a winner 😀

I hate him.

Needy on steroids.
The football World Cup is now about him.

A preemptive taint hickey designed to make tsf think they like him. Actually, so far it appears to be working. Like Finland giving him an engraved gold bar like the ones stacked up in Ft Knox. Quit pretending class and dignity carry any weight. Save time and energy - just put the shiny object in his lap and go on about your business unimpeded. Like Tim Apple....

Sure they are usually on the other end of it, but but they know it better than most.

So it's a perfect fit.

Back in the day, most of the international sports bodies were run by royals, aristocrats, barons, nobles, fascists, racists and woman haters.

Messing with the World Cup schedule and venues.

Another day, another scam to kiss Donnie's fat ass.

On 1/6!

What type of BS award is this?

Moron😀

Who could possibly have predicted that?????????

"Ina shocking turn of events, Gianni Infantino gives Donald Trump a shiny gold bauble"
"Donald Trump with the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence"
"The American president accepts his medal and puts it around his own neck, before Gianni Infantino blows smoke up his nether regions by reading from his official Fifa Award certificate and telling him how great he is. “We want to see hope, we want to see unity, we want to see a future,” says Gianni. “This is what we want to see from a leader and you definitely deserve the first Fifa Peace Prize. You can always count on my support to help you make peace around the world. Thank you Mr President.”

Pass the bucket."

"Donald Trump reveals that this is one of the biggest honours of his life and then proceeds to reiterate how great he is, for the benefit of anyone who might have been in the rest room while Gianni was talking.

He tells the audience about the “millions and millions of lives” he and Infantino have saved, before mentioning the huge number of tickets Fifa have sold for the World Cup, while steering a wide berth of mentioning Fifa’s dynamic pricing strategy. He also nods to his Mexican and Canadian counterparts. It’s a mercifully short speech."

FIFA needs Dozing Donnie's cooperation to not disrupt the games.
The FIFA president, Gianni Infantino, is "good friends" with DD.
The venue for the draw - the (still) Kennedy Center, managed by DD, was "donated" for FIFA's use.
Ivanka tRump was recently appointed to the advisory board of a new $100 million FIFA charity fund for education.
DD was selected to do the actual FIFA draw.

The "fix", as they say, was in.

Sad!

That's like getting a decoder ring out of a Captain Crunch cereal box and thinking you're in the same league as Alan Turing.

Who thought it could be done?

Is that Trump is such a insecure toddler that he needs this as validation. I'd be embarrassed to get something like this, but Trump isn't cursed with a sense of self-respect.

Maybe we can get him a crown from a kid's meal at Burger King so he can be a "monarch" to go with his "peace prize".

Donald Trump has won EVERY FIFA Peace Prize ever awarded.

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FIFA rewards Trump with a new, hastily arranged, entirely unwarranted ‘peace’ prize

The fact that Trump put the ridiculous “FIFA Peace Prize” medal around his own neck added an unintentionally amusing — and oddly apt — twist on the award ceremony. www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...

— Steve Benen (@stevebenen.com) 2025-12-05T18:01:52.369Z

Link to tweet

👍👍👍

And he grabbed it like a child bring given a new toy by Santa! Surreal.

I have to admit that it was an ingenious move from FIFA. They knew exactly what to do to get on his good side. He and FIFA are truly a match made in hell!