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Orrex

(67,411 posts) Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:20 AM Dec 2025

Is he dead yet?

Run over by a fleet of Kei Cars?

Fatally pleasured by Gianni Infantino?

Starved to death after getting hopelessly lost in NE Pennsylvania casino?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Dec 2025 OP

Crushed by fifa contrived, half-assed peace prize? SheltieLover Dec 2025 #1

Incrementally no_hypocrisy Dec 2025 #2

Not yet, but he's getting closer according to this surfered Dec 2025 #3

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Dec 2025 #4

Can't come soon enough 🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Dec 2025 #9

So very true. I am free this weekend to celebrate. Actually, I would cancel niyad Dec 2025 #12

The hangover is going to be epic, but absolutely worth it. surfered Dec 2025 #19

Awarded the Rest in Peace prize. 2MuchNoise Dec 2025 #5

Good one! niyad Dec 2025 #13

Falls asleep in a cabinet meeting Blumancru Dec 2025 #6

The Nobel Piece of Shit prize, winner for 20 years straight. twodogsbarking Dec 2025 #8

130,000,000 people of color storm the White House and do mankind the biggest favor ever known. twodogsbarking Dec 2025 #7

Dr Seuss surfered Dec 2025 #10

Excellent!!! niyad Dec 2025 #14

Hahaha! ... littlemissmartypants Dec 2025 #11

One stroke over the line. twodogsbarking Dec 2025 #15

Autoerotic asphyxiation from the stupid peace prize hung around his neck? LymphocyteLover Dec 2025 #16

Just get in LetMyPeopleVote Dec 2025 #17

So, I woke up hopeful and wanted to express this to all (but): hlthe2b Dec 2025 #18

No but malaise Dec 2025 #20

SheltieLover

(81,828 posts)

1. Crushed by fifa contrived, half-assed peace prize?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:21 AM

Dec 2025

Drown in vomit, reactions to his policies,, appearance & voice?

Taken down by stress to his already decaying body during his your groceries are affordable tour?

no_hypocrisy

(55,438 posts)

2. Incrementally

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:23 AM

Dec 2025

1. Dropped FIFA Peace Prize trophy
2. It hit his toes
3. Infection
4. Gangrene
5. Sepsis

surfered

(14,384 posts)

3. Not yet, but he's getting closer according to this

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 09:15 AM

Dec 2025

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220850204

niyad

(134,106 posts)

4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 09:18 AM

Dec 2025

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(14,384 posts)

9. Can't come soon enough 🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

Reply to niyad (Reply #4)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 09:52 AM

Dec 2025

niyad

(134,106 posts)

12. So very true. I am free this weekend to celebrate. Actually, I would cancel

Reply to surfered (Reply #9)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 09:56 AM

Dec 2025

anything the moment the joyous news came through.

surfered

(14,384 posts)

19. The hangover is going to be epic, but absolutely worth it.

Reply to niyad (Reply #12)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 12:09 PM

Dec 2025

2MuchNoise

(874 posts)

5. Awarded the Rest in Peace prize.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 09:18 AM

Dec 2025

niyad

(134,106 posts)

13. Good one!

Reply to 2MuchNoise (Reply #5)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 09:57 AM

Dec 2025

Blumancru

(317 posts)

6. Falls asleep in a cabinet meeting

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 09:37 AM

Dec 2025

Does not wake up.
Wins Nobel Service to Humanity Prize, a new honor established just for him. Posthumously awarded.

twodogsbarking

(19,411 posts)

8. The Nobel Piece of Shit prize, winner for 20 years straight.

Reply to Blumancru (Reply #6)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 09:49 AM

Dec 2025

twodogsbarking

(19,411 posts)

7. 130,000,000 people of color storm the White House and do mankind the biggest favor ever known.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 09:40 AM

Dec 2025

They are targeted daily. When will it stop? Fuck this country's "leadership".

surfered

(14,384 posts)

10. Dr Seuss

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 09:53 AM

Dec 2025

niyad

(134,106 posts)

14. Excellent!!!

Reply to surfered (Reply #10)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 09:58 AM

Dec 2025

littlemissmartypants

(34,474 posts)

11. Hahaha! ...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 09:56 AM

Dec 2025

For some reason the first one provoked an image of cars full of Republican clowns in a Keystone Cop kind of scene inspecting the body.

Imagine being poked with several of these:

twodogsbarking

(19,411 posts)

15. One stroke over the line.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 10:01 AM

Dec 2025

And now he's one stroke over the line, sweet Jesus
One stroke over the line
Sitting downtown in a railway station
One stroke over the line
Waiting for the train that goes home, sweet Mary
Hoping that the train is on time
Sitting downtown in a railway station
One stroke over the line