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FakeNoose

(41,133 posts)
Thu Dec 11, 2025, 07:52 PM Dec 11

(UPDATED) Is this the worst photo of Chump we've ever seen?

Last edited Fri Dec 12, 2025, 07:15 AM - Edit history (2)



I think it's the worst I've seen.

Someone just posted this on BlueSky this afternoon. Doesn't he look more than half-dead?
I don't think his Mom would have recognized him.

EDIT TO ADD:
OK I've been admonished that the above photo is probably photoshopped. My thanks to Earl G who posted this photo (below) that is most likely the original pic. Someone on BlueSky apparently used it to make Chump even more hideous than he already is:


That's it ... I'm done ...
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(UPDATED) Is this the worst photo of Chump we've ever seen? (Original Post) FakeNoose Dec 11 OP
More than... 2naSalit Dec 11 #1
The evil is visibly seeping out of malaise Dec 11 #2
+1. A demon from hell dalton99a Dec 11 #14
dead as a doornail dragged through a ditch. ananda Dec 11 #17
Seriously malaise Dec 11 #19
Rump is bald !!!! He is an ugly man. Geeeeeeees he is ugly. Trueblue1968 Dec 12 #90
Rotting piece of meat montanacowboy Dec 11 #3
I'm not convinced this photo isn't photoshopped/AI manipulated Fiendish Thingy Dec 11 #4
He does have freckles, or more likely "mottled" skin FakeNoose Dec 11 #9
The photo clearly show makeup - look at the line by his ear Fiendish Thingy Dec 11 #27
VERY clearly. calimary Dec 11 #47
He thinks he is so wonderful soldierant Dec 11 #48
Who knows what his skin really looks like? buzzycrumbhunger Dec 11 #20
That's why it looks photoshopped Fiendish Thingy Dec 11 #28
And whatever you do, do NOT share this pic with anybody!! aeromanKC Dec 11 #5
Looks like an old guy contemplating a pedophilia report long overdue BOSSHOG Dec 11 #6
The old "Dennis Hastert" leer wolfie001 Dec 11 #44
Jabba the Pedophile Aviation Pro Dec 11 #7
Carrie Fisher was such a badass! FakeNoose Dec 11 #12
Jabba Traildogbob Dec 11 #29
My first thought too!! Ferrets are Cool Dec 12 #72
O, boy..my stomach is gurgling from distress 🤢 Deuxcents Dec 11 #8
And he calls others piggy Tribetime Dec 11 #10
Smeller's the feller buzzycrumbhunger Dec 11 #21
I would describe it as hutt-ish BootinUp Dec 11 #11
All this needs is some flies to start landing on him to bluestarone Dec 11 #13
It looks like they really tried to put lipstick on a pig oregonjen Dec 11 #15
Hammered shit. rsdsharp Dec 11 #16
OMG hlthe2b Dec 11 #18
The part around the eyes where he doesn't put orange JI7 Dec 11 #22
No wonder Melania wears a wide brimmed hat to discourage kisses. Norrrm Dec 11 #23
A rotten hot dog skin full of toxic diarrhea Blue Owl Dec 11 #24
Looks shopped to me. Disaffected Dec 11 #25
The part is too wide Bayard Dec 11 #56
he has always had freckles but they were very pale nt msongs Dec 11 #26
Whoa. If you plan a weight loss diet after the holidays, stick that thing on the fridge. Vinca Dec 11 #30
. MorbidButterflyTat Dec 12 #88
Baron Harkonnen C_U_L8R Dec 11 #31
Yes. Blech. ms liberty Dec 11 #57
wonderful photo! dying before our very eyes n/t slumcamper Dec 11 #32
If it's not photo-shopped then moniss Dec 11 #33
A different version of this image exists elsewhere on the Internet EarlG Dec 11 #34
If this one IS real it's not much of an improvement. His skin looks like a gravel road. Scrivener7 Dec 11 #53
Warning enid602 Dec 12 #78
Thank you EarlG - I have revised my OP to include this photo, which is probably closer to being "real" FakeNoose Dec 12 #87
To me Traildogbob Dec 11 #35
Looks like Tina Peters El Supremo Dec 11 #36
Keep that traitorous harridan in prison where she belongs wolfie001 Dec 11 #42
I have the BEST! usonian Dec 11 #37
People in their 80s look old. That's life. tavernier Dec 11 #38
Snake Eyes. Joinfortmill Dec 11 #39
Mooooooo wolfie001 Dec 11 #40
Pig-eyed. Sneederbunk Dec 11 #41
And dead-eyed. May the rest of him follow soon. Scrivener7 Dec 11 #49
What's all that baggage under his chin? calimary Dec 11 #43
The Master Race, y'all. 🙄🙄🙄 nt bbernardini Dec 11 #45
his schedule: "4:00: Wallow in self-pity. 4:30: Stare into the abyss ToxMarz Dec 11 #46
It'd be a real shame COL Mustard Dec 11 #50
His eyes say everything about his health vapor2 Dec 11 #51
He's the hardest working President ever! He never sleeps! HOW does he. do. it? underpants Dec 11 #52
Ribbitt.... ribbitt... mackdaddy Dec 11 #54
His head looks like a can of campbell's tomato soup that burst after spoiling.nt yaesu Dec 11 #55
First thought upon viewing WmChris Dec 11 #58
pic has been tweaked, and not very well Skittles Dec 11 #59
He looks like a frog. debm55 Dec 11 #60
WTF is wrong mercuryblues Dec 11 #61
I think he had canetoad Dec 11 #68
iguana eyes The Wizard Dec 11 #62
I've always thought his eyes looked like a lizard's. pacalo Dec 12 #92
Great candidate for an updated trump-jabba-the-hut fusion. pat_k Dec 11 #63
They're ALL the worst.... Sogo Dec 11 #64
OMGAWD!!!!! Yes, yes, yes!!!! a kennedy Dec 11 #65
He looks truly ill sakabatou Dec 11 #66
Here's the real pic.... ugly sob isn't he WarGamer Dec 11 #67
Thanks WarGamer ... this was also submitted by EarlG FakeNoose Dec 12 #85
The makeup really accentuates his liver spots, and his jowls are extremely prominent. Handsome devil.👺 Crunchy Frog Dec 11 #69
He's ready to be fitted for his coffin. milestogo Dec 11 #70
Yes, it's horrible. Laffy Kat Dec 12 #71
Bugly. Ping Tung Dec 12 #73
Such a look of disdain. electric_blue68 Dec 12 #74
To quote Fonzi: no_hypocrisy Dec 12 #75
Chinese Proverb: You wear the face you're born with for your first 40 years. no_hypocrisy Dec 12 #76
This message was self-deleted by its author Maru Kitteh Dec 12 #77
Here's his latest picture. Emile Dec 12 #79
Hey, he served honorably at the Battle of Scarif. Orrex Dec 12 #80
Re your update. IMO, they're equally bad. Want to lose weight? Put them both on the fridge. Vinca Dec 12 #81
Holy bloated corpse, Batman! GoCubsGo Dec 12 #82
Did he run out of blood hair color, his hair is snow white now. doc03 Dec 12 #83
He's obviously been sprayed with turmeric. nt Trueblue Texan Dec 12 #84
I have a problem with "half-dead." I'd... NNadir Dec 12 #86
This thread is hilarious! MorbidButterflyTat Dec 12 #89
I can't stop vomiting. Chalco Dec 12 #91

malaise

(295,044 posts)
2. The evil is visibly seeping out of
Thu Dec 11, 2025, 07:56 PM
Dec 11

this decrepit, degenerate, deplorable, despot doomed to depart soon

Fiendish Thingy

(22,763 posts)
4. I'm not convinced this photo isn't photoshopped/AI manipulated
Thu Dec 11, 2025, 07:58 PM
Dec 11

Trump is ugly, for sure, but some the proportions of his face look off to me - maybe the angle of the photo?

Also, his skin doesn’t have freckles like that.

FakeNoose

(41,133 posts)
9. He does have freckles, or more likely "mottled" skin
Thu Dec 11, 2025, 08:04 PM
Dec 11

But usually he has it covered up by makeup. Maybe he didn't put the makeup on today, or whatever day this photo was taken.

Fiendish Thingy

(22,763 posts)
27. The photo clearly show makeup - look at the line by his ear
Thu Dec 11, 2025, 08:32 PM
Dec 11

It looks like there are freckles on top of mottled skin, nothing I’ve ever noticed before.

calimary

(89,628 posts)
47. VERY clearly.
Thu Dec 11, 2025, 09:00 PM
Dec 11

I just looked at it again. He must do his own makeup. Doesn’t see the ears or the outer edges of his face.

You’re not fooling ANYBODY, donald, except those who want to be fooled.

soldierant

(9,308 posts)
48. He thinks he is so wonderful
Thu Dec 11, 2025, 09:01 PM
Dec 11

because he is "white" Maybe he could be talked into ueing the same makeup Elizabeth I used. It was actually white. (and contained arsenic.)

buzzycrumbhunger

(1,823 posts)
20. Who knows what his skin really looks like?
Thu Dec 11, 2025, 08:21 PM
Dec 11

It’s been spackled in orange goop for so long, who knows what’s under there? The amount of time he spends on the golf course (often *without* makeup) would certainly foster development of freckles and (dare we hope?) skin cancer.

Fiendish Thingy

(22,763 posts)
28. That's why it looks photoshopped
Thu Dec 11, 2025, 08:35 PM
Dec 11

I’ve seen many photos of pasty pale Trump without makeup, and never noticed a freckle.

This photo shows him with makeup, which would obscure any freckles.

Traildogbob

(12,903 posts)
29. Jabba
Thu Dec 11, 2025, 08:36 PM
Dec 11

Was the first thought. And his girl Habba needs recognized as well.
Jabba Habba doooo! His daddy was Fred, right?

bluestarone

(21,958 posts)
13. All this needs is some flies to start landing on him to
Thu Dec 11, 2025, 08:06 PM
Dec 11

Begin the final process! (just hoping the flies don't die first)

hlthe2b

(113,513 posts)
18. OMG
Thu Dec 11, 2025, 08:16 PM
Dec 11

Ignoring the orange half-assed "war paint," and the fact that his eyes look positively blue-white to the point I did a double-take thinking he was cyanotic, but they do (sort of) match his ears, his face looks like a big ole bullfrog with full, bumpy, mottled skin. (With apologies to bullfrogs)...

JI7

(93,457 posts)
22. The part around the eyes where he doesn't put orange
Thu Dec 11, 2025, 08:25 PM
Dec 11

makeup and is his natural color is looking blue/purple.

moniss

(8,941 posts)
33. If it's not photo-shopped then
Thu Dec 11, 2025, 08:40 PM
Dec 11

someone here from DU who is a doctor or nurse could tell us about when a person has the whites of their eyes turn from white to mostly pink/red. It is very,very noticeable in many pictures now how his hair is greatly thinning. I think they had him jacked up to the moon in Pennsylvania and coming down at his age is way more than a one day ride. When he is in a room with other people now in other pictures notice how he is standing. Like he's coming apart and half slouching. When he's seated like at his "cabinet" meeting he's listing to one side after awhile with his head cocked to the side.

His "confusion" at various times about what is happening around him and where he is to go or what he's doing is quite evident. So he gets to a microphone and does his canned bit about how great he is and how bad Democrats are and then wanders into nonsense until someone in his group, maybe Miller, gives him the "cut" sign and the "performer" in him knows to shut up and it's over. People who work with people of age will be able to start picking out the "compensation" moves etc. Things like looking in one direction for a long time and then down at the floor before starting to walk in that direction. Sometimes they'll start to always have a "staffer" right behind them or next to them but back a little to "guide" when it's time to move and what direction. That loaded down, damaged heart is going to give way one of these days if they keep jacking him up to trot him out.

If the photo is legit it also looks like liver spots are ganging up on his face. All of his supposed exercise is getting out of a golf cart to hit a swing and then getting back in the cart. It's better than nothing but not by much. There's no way they can declare him "fit" and "healthy" in the manner they've done. He's been looking worse and worse in even just the last weeks and he was no prize even before that. He looks like a guy, given his age, who would be seeing his doctor every 2 weeks to listen to his heart, take a blood pressure, maybe labs and keep upping his level of water pill to try and get him less bloated. Knowing him, his temper and his attitude he probably doesn't take his pills because they make urination an urgent matter several times after taking the water pill. If you take that first thing in the morning probably within a half hour or so you better be real close to the bathroom because "holding it" for awhile is not an option. That would anger him to have several of those every morning and especially if he drinks a couple of coffees or Diet Cokes. So he'll keep getting worse and they'll keep testing and he'll keep lying about taking his pills.

EarlG

(23,560 posts)
34. A different version of this image exists elsewhere on the Internet
Thu Dec 11, 2025, 08:41 PM
Dec 11

This image in the OP has been Photoshopped, although there wasn't really any need because the original is bad enough.

(Edited to add: The OP image is definitely Photoshopped but I'm not sure that the image below is even legit. I can't find the original source for it anywhere.)

Scrivener7

(59,213 posts)
53. If this one IS real it's not much of an improvement. His skin looks like a gravel road.
Thu Dec 11, 2025, 09:13 PM
Dec 11

His evil is showing.

enid602

(9,633 posts)
78. Warning
Fri Dec 12, 2025, 07:00 AM
Dec 12

It’s about time for everyone in the room to high tail it out when Von Shitzinpants makes that face.

FakeNoose

(41,133 posts)
87. Thank you EarlG - I have revised my OP to include this photo, which is probably closer to being "real"
Fri Dec 12, 2025, 01:44 PM
Dec 12

Traildogbob

(12,903 posts)
35. To me
Thu Dec 11, 2025, 08:42 PM
Dec 11

He has always had the eyelids of a special needs child. Not trying to be insensitive here. I wonder if that is why he has always hated special needs people, he hated himself, and his parents were embarrassed by him, and the thought he was not up to their standard.

usonian

(24,597 posts)
37. I have the BEST!
Thu Dec 11, 2025, 08:46 PM
Dec 11

Courtesy of Twilight Zone and the Kanamits.



Guess who's coming to dinner?

tavernier

(14,421 posts)
38. People in their 80s look old. That's life.
Thu Dec 11, 2025, 08:49 PM
Dec 11

My grandparents looked old, but they were kind, caring, loving people, and I thought they were beautiful. It’s not his looks, but the content of his character and what is in his heart and his mind and comes out of his mouth that is ugly.

calimary

(89,628 posts)
43. What's all that baggage under his chin?
Thu Dec 11, 2025, 08:54 PM
Dec 11

And is that hair on his head, or a hat?

Looks like he’s just waking up from another visit to Sneak-a-Nap.

underpants

(195,910 posts)
52. He's the hardest working President ever! He never sleeps! HOW does he. do. it?
Thu Dec 11, 2025, 09:12 PM
Dec 11

As seen on X.

Skittles

(170,819 posts)
59. pic has been tweaked, and not very well
Thu Dec 11, 2025, 09:37 PM
Dec 11

although to be fair, Trump doesn't look much better than that

canetoad

(20,604 posts)
68. I think he had
Thu Dec 11, 2025, 11:11 PM
Dec 11

A teeny, weeny stroke about five or six weeks ago. At the time it was noticeable, subsequent videos show foot dragging.

FakeNoose

(41,133 posts)
85. Thanks WarGamer ... this was also submitted by EarlG
Fri Dec 12, 2025, 08:54 AM
Dec 12

I have edited my OP to include this photo so DUers can compare.

Crunchy Frog

(28,220 posts)
69. The makeup really accentuates his liver spots, and his jowls are extremely prominent. Handsome devil.👺
Thu Dec 11, 2025, 11:23 PM
Dec 11

milestogo

(22,937 posts)
70. He's ready to be fitted for his coffin.
Thu Dec 11, 2025, 11:25 PM
Dec 11

And no amount of funeral preparation is going to make him look good.

no_hypocrisy

(54,712 posts)
76. Chinese Proverb: You wear the face you're born with for your first 40 years.
Fri Dec 12, 2025, 05:44 AM
Dec 12

You wear the face you've earned for the next 40 years.

Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Vinca

(53,725 posts)
81. Re your update. IMO, they're equally bad. Want to lose weight? Put them both on the fridge.
Fri Dec 12, 2025, 07:52 AM
Dec 12

GoCubsGo

(34,847 posts)
82. Holy bloated corpse, Batman!
Fri Dec 12, 2025, 07:58 AM
Dec 12

I saw a side-view photo of the updated one a couple of days ago, and his face was equally swollen like that. I can't imagine his kidneys are fully functioning at this point.

Those eyes look awfully bloodshot...

NNadir

(37,781 posts)
86. I have a problem with "half-dead." I'd...
Fri Dec 12, 2025, 12:58 PM
Dec 12

...prefer to do without the word "half."

He doesn't look pre-embalmed; I'll give you that.

With so many ugly pictures of an intellectually, morally, and physically ugly person it's hard to choose "worst." There's a plethora of examples from which to choose.

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