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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIs he dead yet?
Stroked out while trying to keep up with teleprompter?
Succumbed to a buildup of fatally tacky plaque?
Committed seppuku on-air to boost ratings?
Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?
SheltieLover
(76,824 posts)Stroked out over being called a "narcissistic asshole? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220874008 )
Swallowed his piggy tongue because handlers had telepromper amped up to 11?
Fugly orange head popped off his neck from being squeezed like the pustule he is between Jack Smith and eps file releaae deadline?
Coldwater
(947 posts)when every news agency from here to Bombay interrupts regular programming to make the announcement we've all been waiting for

SheltieLover
(76,824 posts)Trueblue1968
(19,079 posts)SheltieLover
(76,824 posts)Trueblue1968
(19,079 posts)NNadir
(37,303 posts)That, my friend, looks like a world class vintage. I'm jealous.
malaise
(292,825 posts)😂
hlthe2b
(112,818 posts)...but everything will be wonderful and every household will see a one million percent increase in their household income after a two billion percent savings on housing, utilities, healthcare! Everyone will have a Bugatti or a Rolls Royce La Rose Noire in their gold-plated garage! But, not until I take out Biden, Obama, Democrats, Antifa...!"

Hey, blob... THEY FIGHT BACK (and blowback extends to your lies too)
MustLoveBeagles
(14,783 posts)SheltieLover
(76,824 posts)If lying killed, last night should finish him off
Orrex
(66,678 posts)Or in hopeful fantasies about how he suffers from his loss of humanity.
Every moment that he doesnt spend in actual horrific agony is a lifetime wasted.
surfered
(11,553 posts)as a result of mistakenly infusing meth instead of dementia drugs prior to last nights address to the nation.
And I agree with SheltieLover that Orrex should be canonized as a Saint for keeping hope alive.
SheltieLover
(76,824 posts)but from the sounds of things, they had him all riled up & hyped on stimulants.
I think they told him it's time to step down and, in addition to Jack Smith's testimony yesterday, the eps file release deadline on 12/19, & Jack Smith's scheduled OPEN testimony before the Senate, the dose of uppers was too much.
NNadir
(37,303 posts)twodogsbarking
(17,581 posts)twodogsbarking
(17,581 posts)surfered
(11,553 posts)Because it was a one hour speech given in 15 minutes, a Mach 1 verbal vomit.
niyad
(129,571 posts)Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.
SheltieLover
(76,824 posts)slobby could blow a gasket soon!
GreenWave
(12,334 posts)Here lies Donald J. Trump
What else is new?
surfered
(11,553 posts)Dave Bowman
(6,665 posts)Blumancru
(210 posts)Passes out after it wears off. Has a nightmare in which he is visited by the ghosts of Roy Cohn, Virginia Giuffre, and Ruth Bader Ginsburg. It causes a big hunk of plaque to crack off.
Mailorderia is awarded a special Nobel Prize for enduring him all these years.
LetMyPeopleVote
(174,972 posts)