He'd understand.

If you don't like it, complain to your asshole father. This is largely his doing. Or, do you think him being Transportation Secretary puts you above the rest of us? (I'm going to guess the answer to that is "yes." )

Security is important and these folks are just doing their jobs. But some of it does seem performative and intrusive.

I have Global Entry and a Known Traveler number (this shows on the boarding pass, so it ought to help). I always inform the agents I have an artificial left knee, so they wave me over to a special scanner where you raise your arms, etc. Of course, the scanner shows metal in my knee (duh). Each time afterward, they call over a female agent (sometimes quick, often not) who then does an ALL OVER pat down, in front of everyone. Really? Why are ALL of these steps necessary?

Maybe her complaint is what it will take to get Daddy to revise the procedures.

It is what it is. In this case, if she "almost missed her flight" because it took 15 extra minutes to get through TSA, then that's her fault. She should have gotten to the airport sooner. I give myself two hours to get through TSA for domestic flights, more for international, because it can be a chaotic mess. And I have pre-check.

She sounds like a spoiled brat.

"Famous for being famous"

Fuck the social media, reality TV, Tic-Toc, Entertainment Tonight, TMZ, Kardashian fucksticks that foisted these completely unserious people on our country.

Oh, and fuck the casting director for Home Alone 2, too!

What's her beef?

I have often had to step aside because like many female Senior citizens, we need to wear protection from bladder leaks. It's not like we are carrying a weapon on board.

Sounds like Evita wants everybody to cry for her.

NEVER to me people!!

TIME
https://time.com › 5620936 › donald-trump-revolutionary-war-airports

Trump Says Revolutionary War Troops 'Took Over the Airports' | TIME

President Trump said that the Continental Army "took over the airports" from the British during the American Revolutionary War during his Fourth of July "Salute to America" speech.

pat downs, wands and I went through the machine twice, setting off alarms.
On the third go through, I told the staff, please, let me show you my hip replacement scar.
In Texas, the woman wanted to take me to a private room.
I said no, so in public, she put her hands inside my pants, but over my underwear.
She questioned me as why I was wearing loose pants.

We were gifted a Xmas basket of cheeses and pates and we put them in our checked bag.
When we got home we saw the bag had been opened.
The inspectors had separated the cheese and pates into different plastic bags.
The dogs must have gone crazy over the deer liver pate.

The funniest was when we carried 2 lbs of pastrami from Katz deli in our carryon.
It was called a biomass. They let us take it home.

"Don't they know who my daddy is?"

Morons abound.