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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIs he dead yet?
Stroked out in rage because David Brooks upstaged him in a few Epstein photos?
Burned alive while raked over the coals by Jack Smith?
Hid in a fridge and suffocated while hiding from Epstein Files day?
Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?
SheltieLover
(76,717 posts)Last edited Fri Dec 19, 2025, 08:10 AM - Edit history (1)
No, but darth's former cardio doc stated slobby "looked unwell" during his unhinged rant. ( https://www.rawstory.com/donald-trump-speech-2674530377/ )
Renamed JFK's tombstone, so they buried him? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=latest_threads )
On edit: I was sad to be informed that the De Niro entry orig posted was AI slop, so I immediatelt removed it. Many thanks to Niyad!
surfered
(11,462 posts)Last edited Fri Dec 19, 2025, 09:02 AM - Edit history (1)
Gawd he is so jealous of the Kennedys!
surfered
(11,462 posts)SheltieLover
(76,717 posts)He might then put himself out of our misery.
niyad
(129,505 posts)niyad
(129,505 posts)Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.
SheltieLover
(76,717 posts)👠👠👠👠👠👠
🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂
niyad
(129,505 posts)SheltieLover
(76,717 posts)surfered
(11,462 posts)🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾
Promising!
LymphocyteLover
(9,345 posts)or maybe historical preservationists will hunt him down and take him out after what he's done to the White House
Srkdqltr
(9,354 posts)could he be dipped? is there that much gold? Boggles the mind.
LymphocyteLover
(9,345 posts)poured it on his head...
Srkdqltr
(9,354 posts)LymphocyteLover
(9,345 posts)niyad
(129,505 posts)krylon or rustoleum might have enough for that.
twodogsbarking
(17,569 posts)surfered
(11,462 posts)SheltieLover
(76,717 posts)What will they do?
Better question: why do we need to have this conversation so many years after-the-fact?
surfered
(11,462 posts)SheltieLover
(76,717 posts)Today is Epstein Friday and he and Bestie Jeffrey communicated every day in 1994
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220877067
surfered
(11,462 posts)mnhtnbb
(33,115 posts)appearing to the nasty orange one on a cold winter night in the White House that he has desecrated. Scare him to death. Ding Dong.
Joinfortmill
(20,032 posts)SheltieLover
(76,717 posts)Come on, cholesterol. Work your magic!
Wicked Blue
(8,438 posts)A heavily used Sharpie was found at the scene
hlthe2b
(112,793 posts)"not gonna work, orange one... You aren't cute..."

MustLoveBeagles
(14,712 posts)electric_blue68
(25,796 posts)LetMyPeopleVote
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electric_blue68
(25,796 posts)A man goes to the newsstand everyday looks at the paper, and walks away.
Finally after many times the newsstand guy asks him why is he doing this?
"I'm looking for a Obituary", he replies.
"But there're in the back, not the front page", counters the newsstand guy.
"This one will (be).". Says the man.