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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIs he dead yet?
Stroked out in rage because David Brooks upstaged him in a few Epstein photos?
Burned alive while raked over the coals by Jack Smith?
Hid in a fridge and suffocated while hiding from Epstein Files day?
Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?
SheltieLover
(77,886 posts)Last edited Fri Dec 19, 2025, 08:10 AM - Edit history (1)
No, but darth's former cardio doc stated slobby "looked unwell" during his unhinged rant. ( https://www.rawstory.com/donald-trump-speech-2674530377/ )
Renamed JFK's tombstone, so they buried him? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=latest_threads )
On edit: I was sad to be informed that the De Niro entry orig posted was AI slop, so I immediatelt removed it. Many thanks to Niyad!
surfered
(12,172 posts)Last edited Fri Dec 19, 2025, 09:02 AM - Edit history (1)
Gawd he is so jealous of the Kennedys!
surfered
(12,172 posts)SheltieLover
(77,886 posts)He might then put himself out of our misery.
niyad
(130,253 posts)niyad
(130,253 posts)Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.
SheltieLover
(77,886 posts)👠👠👠👠👠👠
🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂
niyad
(130,253 posts)SheltieLover
(77,886 posts)surfered
(12,172 posts)🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾
Promising!
LymphocyteLover
(9,508 posts)or maybe historical preservationists will hunt him down and take him out after what he's done to the White House
Srkdqltr
(9,474 posts)could he be dipped? is there that much gold? Boggles the mind.
LymphocyteLover
(9,508 posts)poured it on his head...
Srkdqltr
(9,474 posts)LymphocyteLover
(9,508 posts)niyad
(130,253 posts)krylon or rustoleum might have enough for that.
twodogsbarking
(17,789 posts)surfered
(12,172 posts)SheltieLover
(77,886 posts)What will they do?
Better question: why do we need to have this conversation so many years after-the-fact?
surfered
(12,172 posts)SheltieLover
(77,886 posts)Today is Epstein Friday and he and Bestie Jeffrey communicated every day in 1994
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220877067
surfered
(12,172 posts)mnhtnbb
(33,194 posts)appearing to the nasty orange one on a cold winter night in the White House that he has desecrated. Scare him to death. Ding Dong.
Joinfortmill
(20,355 posts)SheltieLover
(77,886 posts)Come on, cholesterol. Work your magic!
Wicked Blue
(8,640 posts)A heavily used Sharpie was found at the scene
hlthe2b
(113,102 posts)"not gonna work, orange one... You aren't cute..."

MustLoveBeagles
(15,050 posts)electric_blue68
(26,310 posts)LetMyPeopleVote
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electric_blue68
(26,310 posts)A man goes to the newsstand everyday looks at the paper, and walks away.
Finally after many times the newsstand guy asks him why is he doing this?
"I'm looking for a Obituary", he replies.
"But there're in the back, not the front page", counters the newsstand guy.
"This one will (be).". Says the man.