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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIs he dead yet?
Stroked out in rage because David Brooks upstaged him in a few Epstein photos?
Burned alive while raked over the coals by Jack Smith?
Hid in a fridge and suffocated while hiding from Epstein Files day?
Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?
SheltieLover
(78,861 posts)Last edited Fri Dec 19, 2025, 08:10 AM - Edit history (1)
No, but darth's former cardio doc stated slobby "looked unwell" during his unhinged rant. ( https://www.rawstory.com/donald-trump-speech-2674530377/ )
Renamed JFK's tombstone, so they buried him? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=latest_threads )
On edit: I was sad to be informed that the De Niro entry orig posted was AI slop, so I immediatelt removed it. Many thanks to Niyad!
surfered
(12,577 posts)Last edited Fri Dec 19, 2025, 09:02 AM - Edit history (1)
Gawd he is so jealous of the Kennedys!
surfered
(12,577 posts)SheltieLover
(78,861 posts)He might then put himself out of our misery.
niyad
(130,951 posts)niyad
(130,951 posts)Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.
SheltieLover
(78,861 posts)👠👠👠👠👠👠
🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂
niyad
(130,951 posts)SheltieLover
(78,861 posts)surfered
(12,577 posts)🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾
Promising!
LymphocyteLover
(9,631 posts)or maybe historical preservationists will hunt him down and take him out after what he's done to the White House
Srkdqltr
(9,614 posts)could he be dipped? is there that much gold? Boggles the mind.
LymphocyteLover
(9,631 posts)poured it on his head...
Srkdqltr
(9,614 posts)LymphocyteLover
(9,631 posts)niyad
(130,951 posts)krylon or rustoleum might have enough for that.
twodogsbarking
(18,159 posts)surfered
(12,577 posts)SheltieLover
(78,861 posts)What will they do?
Better question: why do we need to have this conversation so many years after-the-fact?
surfered
(12,577 posts)SheltieLover
(78,861 posts)Today is Epstein Friday and he and Bestie Jeffrey communicated every day in 1994
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220877067
surfered
(12,577 posts)mnhtnbb
(33,262 posts)appearing to the nasty orange one on a cold winter night in the White House that he has desecrated. Scare him to death. Ding Dong.
Joinfortmill
(20,669 posts)SheltieLover
(78,861 posts)Come on, cholesterol. Work your magic!
Wicked Blue
(8,772 posts)A heavily used Sharpie was found at the scene
hlthe2b
(113,389 posts)"not gonna work, orange one... You aren't cute..."

MustLoveBeagles
(15,433 posts)electric_blue68
(26,562 posts)LetMyPeopleVote
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electric_blue68
(26,562 posts)A man goes to the newsstand everyday looks at the paper, and walks away.
Finally after many times the newsstand guy asks him why is he doing this?
"I'm looking for a Obituary", he replies.
"But there're in the back, not the front page", counters the newsstand guy.
"This one will (be).". Says the man.