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Orrex

(66,786 posts) Sun Dec 21, 2025, 03:23 AM Dec 21

Is he dead yet?

Stabbed in the brain while using the presidential garderobe?

Froze to death while lost in a hedge maze?

Tracked his creator to the North Pole but drowned when he slipped off of an ice floe?

Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

(early edition today; up late after an Xmas party and likely to sleep late in the morning!)

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Dec 21 OP

No, but Melania's Soon to be After-Action report Coldwater Dec 21 #1

Sadly, not yet, but there is still time... SheltieLover Dec 21 #2

First thought every morning Babajida Dec 21 #3

Me too surfered Dec 21 #12

Anywhere between my first waking thought or soon after.... electric_blue68 Dec 21 #17

Still time for a Christmas miracle Grim Chieftain Dec 21 #4

I say he's dead to me struggle4progress Dec 21 #5

Suffered fatal brain infarct with the stress of recalling all the animals he (wrongly) named to the crowd in NC... hlthe2b Dec 21 #6

He always says Camel. surfered Dec 21 #13

Went to see the new sign on the Kennedy center SocialDemocrat61 Dec 21 #7

That would be Karma surfered Dec 21 #14

While speaking at a rally at The Villages, he spontaneously jumps into the mosh pit Blumancru Dec 21 #8

No but malaise Dec 21 #9

"DOJ does not spell dodge." Bohunk68 Dec 21 #10

Thanks malaise Dec 21 #11

It's brilliant! surfered Dec 21 #15

Just remember, he's going on 80, obese, and has lived on a steady diet of fast food. surfered Dec 21 #16

Awe, Piglet tapped in. LetMyPeopleVote Dec 21 #18

Coldwater

(1,100 posts)

1. No, but Melania's Soon to be After-Action report

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Dec 21, 2025, 03:50 AM

Dec 21

is most enlightening

SheltieLover

(78,040 posts)

2. Sadly, not yet, but there is still time...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Dec 21, 2025, 05:30 AM

Dec 21

Babajida

(88 posts)

3. First thought every morning

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Dec 21, 2025, 05:38 AM

Dec 21

even before coffee.

surfered

(12,235 posts)

12. Me too

Reply to Babajida (Reply #3)

Sun Dec 21, 2025, 10:11 AM

Dec 21

electric_blue68

(26,343 posts)

17. Anywhere between my first waking thought or soon after....

Reply to Babajida (Reply #3)

Sun Dec 21, 2025, 01:03 PM

Dec 21

Like 🤔 "...Hmmm, I don't hear cheering, or massive car honking...
...Damn, he must still be alive..."
😑😑😬

Grim Chieftain

(1,400 posts)

4. Still time for a Christmas miracle

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Dec 21, 2025, 05:38 AM

Dec 21

struggle4progress

(125,656 posts)

5. I say he's dead to me

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Dec 21, 2025, 05:41 AM

Dec 21

hlthe2b

(113,135 posts)

6. Suffered fatal brain infarct with the stress of recalling all the animals he (wrongly) named to the crowd in NC...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Dec 21, 2025, 06:05 AM

Dec 21

(in yet another telling of his (failed) cognitive tests after falling asleep onstage midsentence... )

'Guess this pic taped to the bathroom wall next to his "golden" throne, just wasn't enough... He scored a zero....

surfered

(12,235 posts)

13. He always says Camel.

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #6)

Sun Dec 21, 2025, 10:13 AM

Dec 21

SocialDemocrat61

(7,138 posts)

7. Went to see the new sign on the Kennedy center

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Dec 21, 2025, 06:27 AM

Dec 21

But the T fell off and impaled him.

surfered

(12,235 posts)

14. That would be Karma

Reply to SocialDemocrat61 (Reply #7)

Sun Dec 21, 2025, 10:13 AM

Dec 21

Blumancru

(229 posts)

8. While speaking at a rally at The Villages, he spontaneously jumps into the mosh pit

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Dec 21, 2025, 07:01 AM

Dec 21

There are not actually any people there and there is no mosh pit, but he believes his own crowd estimate of a billion zillion people. He lands on a golf car, fracturing his nulva.
A tornado picks up the Ballroom (aka throne room) and it lands on Mailorderia, leaving only her lower legs sticking out. Somehow in the confusion water is splashed on Krispy the Gnome and she melts.