It is no secret that Donald John Trump is a big fan of watching men wail on each other. He wants to celebrate the country’s 250th birthday with youth Hunger Games and UFC fighting on the White House lawn. So it is with great satisfaction we report that two of his favored alpha-male wallopers, Andrew Tate and Jake Paul, got their asses handed to them in fights this weekend. And in Paul’s case, also several of his teeth and his jaw! Maybe all the ball-tanning sessions and Daily Wire sperm-boosting vitamins made the blood rush out of their arms.

Anyway, on Saturday in Dubai, Andrew Tate got beat by one Chase DeMoor. In pink boxing gloves and a MAN BUN, no less!

DeMoor is a former influencer and star on a show called Too Hot To Handle, a Netflix British reality competition for people trying to edge their boners. (Those Brits!) And he is not generally known as a great fighter. Hey, neither are we. Props to anyone who can even hold their arms up that long.

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