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Miles Archer

(21,783 posts)
Mon Dec 22, 2025, 07:00 PM Dec 22

NAVY BATTLESHIPS named after a DRAFT DODGER. You can't make this sh*t up, folks. "Trump class" battleships...

Trump is expected to announce plans Monday for a new class of Navy warships that would bear his name, according to multiple news outlets citing a Pentagon official familiar with the proposal.

The official, who requested anonymity to preview the plan, said the Navy is expected to refer to the vessels as “Trump class” battleships, which the White House envisions as the centerpiece of what Trump has described as a new “Golden Fleet.”

Trump is scheduled to appear later Monday at his Mar-a-Lago beach resort in an appearance that will also include Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth and Secretary of the Navy John Phelan, where the announcement is expected to be made, the New York Times reported Monday.

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-rename/

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NAVY BATTLESHIPS named after a DRAFT DODGER. You can't make this sh*t up, folks. "Trump class" battleships... (Original Post) Miles Archer Dec 22 OP
I hate that SOB Emile Dec 22 #1
The ships are designed to leak all confidential information to the enemies. TheBlackAdder Dec 22 #17
Trump class is an oxymoron Raven123 Dec 22 #2
LOL, you beat me to the punch by seconds with the same comment! RedWhiteBlueIsRacist Dec 22 #5
This message was self-deleted by its author RedWhiteBlueIsRacist Dec 22 #6
+++++ IA8IT Dec 22 #14
Trump class is an oxymoron. RedWhiteBlueIsRacist Dec 22 #3
I knew it!!! BlueWaveNeverEnd Dec 22 #4
Does that mean they're built with bone spurs? tanyev Dec 22 #7
Bone Spurs class. Emile Dec 22 #8
Battleships went out with Reagan Be The Light Dec 22 #9
Biggest ass in the Navy. Kid Berwyn Dec 22 #10
Battleships? Is the Navy really planning new battleships? Mister Ed Dec 22 #11
He's co-designing them, he announced. They will be the biggest ever, and muriel_volestrangler Dec 22 #12
reagan had to have battleships, so we rebuilt the iowa class rampartd Dec 22 #13
The U.S.S. Narcissist. Ars Longa Dec 22 #15
Battleship Covfefe Efilroft Sul Dec 22 #16
The USS Hamberder progressoid Dec 23 #18
MaddowBlog-Trump names battleship class after himself, advancing his personalization crusade LetMyPeopleVote Dec 23 #19
I've just seen it pointed out that not only was the "Trump fist" picture at bottom left, it's on the ship too muriel_volestrangler Dec 23 #20

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Mister Ed

(6,808 posts)
11. Battleships? Is the Navy really planning new battleships?
Mon Dec 22, 2025, 07:24 PM
Dec 22

I'm no expert, but it's my understanding that battleships have long been obsolete. I do know that the most recent battleships built were those commissioned eighty years ago.

I wonder if maybe these battleships might only exist on paper. Maybe they're being shown to Trump to appease his ego, but won't actually be built.

rampartd

(3,793 posts)
13. reagan had to have battleships, so we rebuilt the iowa class
Mon Dec 22, 2025, 07:48 PM
Dec 22

a battleship is a very expensive TARGET in modern warfare.

i'm assuming trump wants the biggest guns ever and he thinks stealth technology is ugly.

LetMyPeopleVote

(174,961 posts)
19. MaddowBlog-Trump names battleship class after himself, advancing his personalization crusade
Tue Dec 23, 2025, 05:47 PM
Dec 23

Sticking his name on everything is especially difficult to defend as it so plainly does little to meet the nation’s needs.

The personalization of government is advancing at ridiculous speeds:
- Trump-class battleships
- Trump’s name added to Kennedy Center, Institute for Peace
- legal-tender coin featuring Trump’s face (on both sides)
- Trump Gold Cards
- Trump Accounts
- F-47 fighter jets
- 47-day ICE training

Steve Benen (@stevebenen.com) 2025-12-23T14:04:44.654Z

https://www.ms.now/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/trump-names-battleship-class-after-himself-advancing-his-personalization-crusade

It’s hardly a secret that Donald Trump desperately wants to apply his name to things, but the president cares nearly as much about adding the word “gold” to assorted labels. Just in the course of the past year, for example, we’ve seen him emphasize everything from “Gold Cards” to a “Golden Dome” to a “Golden Age” for the nation. (Never mind the shiny curlicues he’s slapped up all over the Oval Office.)

Once in a great while, though, the Republican finds a way to check both boxes simultaneously. My MS NOW colleague Erum Salam reported:

The United States will build new ‘Trump-class’ battleships as part of a ‘Golden Fleet,’ President Donald Trump announced Monday. […]

‘They’ll be the fastest, the biggest and by far 100 times more powerful than any battleship ever built,’ Trump said at a news conference at his Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida. He was joined by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, Navy Secretary John Phelan and Secretary of State Marco Rubio.


So, on the one hand, we’re talking about a fleet that joins the president’s “golden” list while, on the other, Trump is also naming a class of battleships after himself. The White House promoted illustrations of the unbuilt ships featuring an emblem that centers Trump with a raised fist — a detail that reinforces concerns that this is less about national security and more about self-aggrandizement and self-glorification on the part of the president.

Trump Class battleship illustration, as released by the White House.

Steve Herman (@newsguy.bsky.social) 2025-12-22T22:55:14.884Z


For those keeping score, Trump and his allies have now applied his name to the Kennedy Center and the Institute of Peace, unveiled a commemorative legal-tender coin that that will feature his face on both sides and launched “Trump Gold Cards” and “Trump Accounts.” By some accounts, the president wants the upcoming White House ballroom to be named after him, too.

But wait, there’s more. Trump wants a football stadium in the nation’s capital to be named after him; the nation’s next-generation fighter jet will have an F-47 designation in honor of him (he is the nation’s 47th president); and training for incoming Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents was reduced from 50 days to 47 days for the same reason.

We are witnessing the personalization of the American government in real time, and it’s advancing at ridiculous speeds (and in ridiculous directions).....

Montgomery said the new frigate has “zero tactical use” and that officials appear to be “focused on the president’s visual that a battleship is a cool-looking ship.”

This isn’t how a global superpower is supposed to function. The administration’s plan is moving forward anyway.

muriel_volestrangler

(105,562 posts)
20. I've just seen it pointed out that not only was the "Trump fist" picture at bottom left, it's on the ship too
Tue Dec 23, 2025, 06:35 PM
Dec 23

The artist has decided that the ship should be shown with Trump raising his fist in front of an American flag on the bulkhead at the front of the helicopter pad. They really had to massage Trump's fragile ego that much.

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