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Orrex

(66,668 posts)
Tue Dec 23, 2025, 07:28 AM Dec 23

Is he dead yet?

Devoured by a resurgent New World screwworm?

Keel-hauled on each of his beautiful new battleships?

Dismembered by robots and other forms of, uhhh, I guess you could say employment?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Dec 23 OP
No but does the "Golden fleet" involve Russian whores? underpants Dec 23 #1
Has he faded to Black Coldwater Dec 23 #2
No, but... surfered Dec 23 #3
And here it is malaise Dec 23 #17
From hit2b I think surfered Dec 23 #18
Love it malaise Dec 23 #20
Good one! Joinfortmill Dec 23 #26
No, but as to when, we should all agree... surfered Dec 23 #4
Right now would be remarkable! SheltieLover Dec 23 #7
every day is one day closer to death LymphocyteLover Dec 23 #14
Smothered with a pillow in his bathroom by that creepy pillow guy. twodogsbarking Dec 23 #5
Trampled by trash fleeing Heritage Foundation? SheltieLover Dec 23 #6
Was on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and spun bankrupt every time. Reality TV. twodogsbarking Dec 23 #8
Redacted with extreme prejudice. Swede Dec 23 #9
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Dec 23 #10
🥂🍾🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾 surfered Dec 23 #15
No but malaise Dec 23 #11
No but malaise Dec 23 #16
Ah, myiasis fargone Dec 23 #12
#3 for the win! LymphocyteLover Dec 23 #13
"We look forward to your christening voyage of your new battleship! We await!' hlthe2b Dec 23 #19
Snuck into the DOJ to reminisce about his "partyboy" days before it's redacted berniesandersmittens Dec 23 #21
Nicely played malaise Dec 23 #22
I'm waiting. 😑 Drums fingers. electric_blue68 Dec 23 #23
..you are our only hope LetMyPeopleVote Dec 23 #24
Epstein, Epstein, Epstein. TickTock. Joinfortmill Dec 23 #25

SheltieLover

(76,710 posts)
6. Trampled by trash fleeing Heritage Foundation?
Tue Dec 23, 2025, 08:25 AM
Dec 23

Went down with the ships slob named after himself?

Blew a gasket over 60 Min Canada airing truth about CECOT?

twodogsbarking

(17,569 posts)
8. Was on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and spun bankrupt every time. Reality TV.
Tue Dec 23, 2025, 08:42 AM
Dec 23

Later he ate celery and d-d-d-died.

niyad

(129,500 posts)
10. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Tue Dec 23, 2025, 08:46 AM
Dec 23

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

malaise

(292,676 posts)
16. No but
Tue Dec 23, 2025, 09:18 AM
Dec 23

Email shows he was on Epstein’s private jet multiple times

It’s Fitzmas
🎄🎄🎄

berniesandersmittens

(13,081 posts)
21. Snuck into the DOJ to reminisce about his "partyboy" days before it's redacted
Tue Dec 23, 2025, 12:01 PM
Dec 23

Kegsbreath (thinking the copious amount of black ink was a stockpile of Venezuelan oil) bombs the building after a REALLY good tip on his signalchat.

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