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Orrex

(67,083 posts)
Tue Dec 23, 2025, 08:28 AM Dec 2025

Is he dead yet?

Devoured by a resurgent New World screwworm?

Keel-hauled on each of his beautiful new battleships?

Dismembered by robots and other forms of, uhhh, I guess you could say employment?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Dec 2025 OP
No but does the "Golden fleet" involve Russian whores? underpants Dec 2025 #1
Has he faded to Black Coldwater Dec 2025 #2
No, but... surfered Dec 2025 #3
And here it is malaise Dec 2025 #17
From hit2b I think surfered Dec 2025 #18
Love it malaise Dec 2025 #20
Good one! Joinfortmill Dec 2025 #26
No, but as to when, we should all agree... surfered Dec 2025 #4
Right now would be remarkable! SheltieLover Dec 2025 #7
every day is one day closer to death LymphocyteLover Dec 2025 #14
Smothered with a pillow in his bathroom by that creepy pillow guy. twodogsbarking Dec 2025 #5
Trampled by trash fleeing Heritage Foundation? SheltieLover Dec 2025 #6
Was on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and spun bankrupt every time. Reality TV. twodogsbarking Dec 2025 #8
Redacted with extreme prejudice. Swede Dec 2025 #9
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Dec 2025 #10
🥂🍾🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾 surfered Dec 2025 #15
No but malaise Dec 2025 #11
No but malaise Dec 2025 #16
Ah, myiasis fargone Dec 2025 #12
#3 for the win! LymphocyteLover Dec 2025 #13
"We look forward to your christening voyage of your new battleship! We await!' hlthe2b Dec 2025 #19
Snuck into the DOJ to reminisce about his "partyboy" days before it's redacted berniesandersmittens Dec 2025 #21
Nicely played malaise Dec 2025 #22
I'm waiting. 😑 Drums fingers. electric_blue68 Dec 2025 #23
..you are our only hope LetMyPeopleVote Dec 2025 #24
Epstein, Epstein, Epstein. TickTock. Joinfortmill Dec 2025 #25

SheltieLover

(80,261 posts)
6. Trampled by trash fleeing Heritage Foundation?
Tue Dec 23, 2025, 09:25 AM
Dec 2025

Went down with the ships slob named after himself?

Blew a gasket over 60 Min Canada airing truth about CECOT?

twodogsbarking

(18,690 posts)
8. Was on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and spun bankrupt every time. Reality TV.
Tue Dec 23, 2025, 09:42 AM
Dec 2025

Later he ate celery and d-d-d-died.

niyad

(132,221 posts)
10. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Tue Dec 23, 2025, 09:46 AM
Dec 2025

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

malaise

(295,804 posts)
16. No but
Tue Dec 23, 2025, 10:18 AM
Dec 2025

Email shows he was on Epstein’s private jet multiple times

It’s Fitzmas
🎄🎄🎄

berniesandersmittens

(13,179 posts)
21. Snuck into the DOJ to reminisce about his "partyboy" days before it's redacted
Tue Dec 23, 2025, 01:01 PM
Dec 2025

Kegsbreath (thinking the copious amount of black ink was a stockpile of Venezuelan oil) bombs the building after a REALLY good tip on his signalchat.

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