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B.See

(7,869 posts)
Tue Dec 23, 2025, 04:34 PM Dec 23

Newsom Just Broke the Internet with His Savage Holiday Greeting to Trump and His Cronies

DEPT. OF LOLS:

OMG, Amazing!’: Newsom Just Broke the Internet with His Savage Holiday Greeting to Trump and His Cronies But He Saved the Best Insult for Last Atlanta Black Star via MSN

Newsom has been trolling Trump and his accomplices for months, lambasting (Trump) and top administration officials in searing posts on social media in true Trumpian style, using Trump’s harsh social media manner against him every chance he gets.

Newsom’s holiday wishes in a crushing post on Friday, Dec. 19, were no exception.

“I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GREAT HOLIDAY WEEKEND,” Newsom began, mocking Trump’s all-caps social media mode, “EXCEPT OUR CLINICALLY ILL FELON PRESIDENT, STEPHEN MILLER, JD VANCE, JD’S COUCH, JD’S FUTON, KASH KANT KATCH ‘EM PATEL, KOSPLAY KRISTI, PARTICIPATION-TROPHY PETE, KAROLYN’ LEAVITT, SECRETARY BRAINWORM, AND MIKE ‘ALWAYS ON HIS KNEES’ JOHNSON. — GCN.”





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Newsom Just Broke the Internet with His Savage Holiday Greeting to Trump and His Cronies (Original Post) B.See Dec 23 OP
Good for him! sheshe2 Dec 23 #1
Brilliant!! Talitha Dec 23 #2
Lol MustLoveBeagles Dec 23 #3
A bright light in this dark mess 😆 Deuxcents Dec 23 #4
Newsome is. terrific !!!!!!! Trueblue1968 Dec 23 #10
Love it malaise Dec 23 #5
Boom! Gov Newsom is Cha Dec 23 #6
I approve this message!! 2naSalit Dec 23 #7
Did I miss Buttkiss Bondi? Scalded Nun Dec 23 #8
Will she be relieved or pissed off at having been left off? n/t DFW Dec 23 #14
I LOVE the nicknames Newsom came up with for these worthless Trump Toadies! calimary Dec 23 #9
badda boom badda bing. AllaN01Bear Dec 23 #11
K&R...nt Wounded Bear Dec 23 #12
Kick. N/T Upthevibe Dec 23 #13
First rection--this is a little over the top. However..... DFW Dec 23 #15
Accurate... GAJMac Dec 23 #16
Way to go, Newsom! Martin68 Dec 23 #17
"J.D.'s Couch" (funny) "J.D.'s Futon" (even funnier) FadedMullet Dec 23 #18
Snapshot of source. usonian Dec 23 #19
. dalton99a Dec 24 #20
Wow! demosincebirth Dec 24 #21
All I want for Christmas is markodochartaigh Dec 24 #22
Its sad that we have to do this, but its what's needed against these idiots. Callie1979 Dec 24 #23
He forgot pedo bondage Bondi! Ghislaine's blonde twin. BComplex Dec 24 #24
That is awesome n/t ejbr Dec 24 #25
what is last atlanta black star Tetrachloride Dec 24 #26
The Christmas Burn. Well done. twodogsbarking Dec 24 #27
The couch and the futon are always in my prayers synni Dec 24 #28
Just fabulous! Keep it up, Gov! CTyankee Dec 24 #29
That is a thing of beauty! Those are some of the best nicknames for this sicko administration that I've seen! liberalla Dec 24 #30
I call bullshit on Mike Johnson always on his knees. Ray Bruns Dec 24 #31
He left off the best line! COL Mustard Dec 24 #32
thank you governor newsom dawn5651 Dec 24 #33

calimary

(89,160 posts)
9. I LOVE the nicknames Newsom came up with for these worthless Trump Toadies!
Tue Dec 23, 2025, 06:07 PM
Dec 23

Favorites: Kash Kant Katch ‘Em Patel! And Mike ‘Always On His Knees’ Johnson!

But they’re ALL good (not to mention WELL-deserved)!

DFW

(59,771 posts)
15. First rection--this is a little over the top. However.....
Tue Dec 23, 2025, 07:46 PM
Dec 23

Upon reflection, damn, he DOES speak for me.

liberalla

(10,852 posts)
30. That is a thing of beauty! Those are some of the best nicknames for this sicko administration that I've seen!
Wed Dec 24, 2025, 11:31 AM
Dec 24
GREAT JOB, Guv !!!

Just beautiful !

Ray Bruns

(6,009 posts)
31. I call bullshit on Mike Johnson always on his knees.
Wed Dec 24, 2025, 01:56 PM
Dec 24

A lot of times he’s bent over with his pants around his ankles and his but cheeks spread open.

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