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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsNewsom Just Broke the Internet with His Savage Holiday Greeting to Trump and His Cronies
Newsom has been trolling Trump and his accomplices for months, lambasting (Trump) and top administration officials in searing posts on social media in true Trumpian style, using Trumps harsh social media manner against him every chance he gets.
Newsoms holiday wishes in a crushing post on Friday, Dec. 19, were no exception.
I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GREAT HOLIDAY WEEKEND, Newsom began, mocking Trumps all-caps social media mode, EXCEPT OUR CLINICALLY ILL FELON PRESIDENT, STEPHEN MILLER, JD VANCE, JDS COUCH, JDS FUTON, KASH KANT KATCH EM PATEL, KOSPLAY KRISTI, PARTICIPATION-TROPHY PETE, KAROLYN LEAVITT, SECRETARY BRAINWORM, AND MIKE ALWAYS ON HIS KNEES JOHNSON. GCN.
Newsoms holiday wishes in a crushing post on Friday, Dec. 19, were no exception.
I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GREAT HOLIDAY WEEKEND, Newsom began, mocking Trumps all-caps social media mode, EXCEPT OUR CLINICALLY ILL FELON PRESIDENT, STEPHEN MILLER, JD VANCE, JDS COUCH, JDS FUTON, KASH KANT KATCH EM PATEL, KOSPLAY KRISTI, PARTICIPATION-TROPHY PETE, KAROLYN LEAVITT, SECRETARY BRAINWORM, AND MIKE ALWAYS ON HIS KNEES JOHNSON. GCN.
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Newsom Just Broke the Internet with His Savage Holiday Greeting to Trump and His Cronies (Original Post)
B.See
Dec 2025
OP
Its sad that we have to do this, but its what's needed against these idiots.
Callie1979
Dec 2025
#23
sheshe2
(98,239 posts)1. Good for him!
Keep up the good work, Governor.
Talitha
(8,126 posts)2. Brilliant!!
MustLoveBeagles
(17,102 posts)3. Lol
Deuxcents
(27,540 posts)4. A bright light in this dark mess 😆
Trueblue1968
(19,309 posts)10. Newsome is. terrific !!!!!!!
malaise
(297,603 posts)5. Love it
More Christmas cheer😀
🎄🎄🎄
Cha
(320,305 posts)6. Boom! Gov Newsom is
Pissed like we are.
TY
2naSalit
(103,792 posts)7. I approve this message!!
Scalded Nun
(1,723 posts)8. Did I miss Buttkiss Bondi?
DFW
(60,376 posts)14. Will she be relieved or pissed off at having been left off? n/t
calimary
(90,589 posts)9. I LOVE the nicknames Newsom came up with for these worthless Trump Toadies!
Favorites: Kash Kant Katch Em Patel! And Mike Always On His Knees Johnson!
But theyre ALL good (not to mention WELL-deserved)!
AllaN01Bear
(29,744 posts)11. badda boom badda bing.
Wounded Bear
(64,532 posts)12. K&R...nt
Upthevibe
(10,228 posts)13. Kick. N/T
DFW
(60,376 posts)15. First rection--this is a little over the top. However.....
Upon reflection, damn, he DOES speak for me.
GAJMac
(271 posts)16. Accurate...
Accurate descriptions, all of them.
Martin68
(28,021 posts)17. Way to go, Newsom!
FadedMullet
(1,000 posts)18. "J.D.'s Couch" (funny) "J.D.'s Futon" (even funnier)
usonian
(26,352 posts)19. Snapshot of source.


demosincebirth
(12,831 posts)21. Wow!
markodochartaigh
(5,545 posts)22. All I want for Christmas is
for Whisky Pete Hagueseth not to kill anyone else.
Callie1979
(1,391 posts)23. Its sad that we have to do this, but its what's needed against these idiots.
BComplex
(9,948 posts)24. He forgot pedo bondage Bondi! Ghislaine's blonde twin.
ejbr
(5,892 posts)25. That is awesome n/t
Tetrachloride
(9,684 posts)26. what is last atlanta black star
twodogsbarking
(19,219 posts)27. The Christmas Burn. Well done.
synni
(785 posts)28. The couch and the futon are always in my prayers
CTyankee
(68,391 posts)29. Just fabulous! Keep it up, Gov!
liberalla
(11,197 posts)30. That is a thing of beauty! Those are some of the best nicknames for this sicko administration that I've seen!
GREAT JOB, Guv !!!
Just beautiful !
Just beautiful !
Ray Bruns
(6,641 posts)31. I call bullshit on Mike Johnson always on his knees.
A lot of times hes bent over with his pants around his ankles and his but cheeks spread open.
COL Mustard
(8,342 posts)32. He left off the best line!
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
dawn5651
(792 posts)33. thank you governor newsom