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Orrex

(66,831 posts) Wed Dec 24, 2025, 08:27 AM Dec 24

Is he dead yet?

Stuck in the chimney while trying to hide another trove of incriminating Epstein files?

Stroked out during the Feats of Strength?

In federal trouble thanks to his neighbors?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Dec 24 OP

Expired from Biden derangement syndrome just to blame it on Biden? SheltieLover Dec 24 #1

Seen on Facebook underpants Dec 24 #9

In the New Year bdamomma Dec 24 #11

Hahaha! SheltieLover Dec 24 #16

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Dec 24 #2

Maybe Santa will make it happen surfered Dec 24 #3

+1 dalton99a Dec 24 #6

There are still 7 days left to 2025 SheltieLover Dec 24 #4

Eviscerated by Santa's Elves after he scrapped DEI policies at ther workshop. surfered Dec 24 #5

No but malaise Dec 24 #7

Still time for a Christmas miracle Grim Chieftain Dec 24 #8

Bwah! electric_blue68 Dec 24 #18

What a gift that would be Blue Owl Dec 24 #19

Accidentally strangled with Christmas lights while Melaaaaaaaniaaaaaah trims the tree. twodogsbarking Dec 24 #10

"boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart" ? PhilG Dec 24 #12

Just imagine it - it's motivation to keep going, to keep fighting the fascism and corruption. LetMyPeopleVote Dec 24 #13

May this guy's "human orange blob twin" stay right on course, keep eating McDonald's & junk food, gain 100 more pounds.. hlthe2b Dec 24 #14

No Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Dec 24 #15

Implantable defibrillator malfunctioned? PuraVidaDreamin Dec 24 #17

SheltieLover

(78,617 posts)

1. Expired from Biden derangement syndrome just to blame it on Biden?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 08:28 AM

Dec 24

Santa dropped a huge chunk of coal on his yak fuzz?

Drown in reindeer excrement after Rudolph demanded they all unload on slobby?

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underpants

(195,671 posts)

9. Seen on Facebook

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #1)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 10:06 AM

Dec 24

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bdamomma

(69,367 posts)

11. In the New Year

Reply to underpants (Reply #9)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 10:21 AM

Dec 24

anything can happen.

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SheltieLover

(78,617 posts)

16. Hahaha!

Reply to underpants (Reply #9)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 11:38 AM

Dec 24

Bloodclots work, too!

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niyad

(130,739 posts)

2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 08:31 AM

Dec 24

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

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surfered

(12,464 posts)

3. Maybe Santa will make it happen

Reply to niyad (Reply #2)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 08:35 AM

Dec 24

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dalton99a

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6. +1

Reply to surfered (Reply #3)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 08:48 AM

Dec 24

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SheltieLover

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4. There are still 7 days left to 2025

Reply to niyad (Reply #2)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 08:36 AM

Dec 24

Come on cholesterol, we're all pulling for you!

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surfered

(12,464 posts)

5. Eviscerated by Santa's Elves after he scrapped DEI policies at ther workshop.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 08:38 AM

Dec 24

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malaise

(294,418 posts)

7. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 08:52 AM

Dec 24

He may live long enough for impeachment #3

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Grim Chieftain

(1,455 posts)

8. Still time for a Christmas miracle

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 09:12 AM

Dec 24

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electric_blue68

(26,484 posts)

18. Bwah!

Reply to Grim Chieftain (Reply #8)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 11:59 AM

Dec 24

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Blue Owl

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19. What a gift that would be

Reply to Grim Chieftain (Reply #8)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 12:48 PM

Dec 24

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twodogsbarking

(18,049 posts)

10. Accidentally strangled with Christmas lights while Melaaaaaaaniaaaaaah trims the tree.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 10:16 AM

Dec 24

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PhilG

(49 posts)

12. "boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart" ?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 10:25 AM

Dec 24

Maybe Ketchup instead of pudding

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LetMyPeopleVote

(177,203 posts)

13. Just imagine it - it's motivation to keep going, to keep fighting the fascism and corruption.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 10:39 AM

Dec 24

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hlthe2b

(113,289 posts)

14. May this guy's "human orange blob twin" stay right on course, keep eating McDonald's & junk food, gain 100 more pounds..

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 11:10 AM

Dec 24

While this furry guy gets all the healthy help he needs to get back down to "fighting weight" to live a long happy life.

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Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

(134,057 posts)

15. No

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 11:36 AM

Dec 24

But he was coughing up Big Macs last night.

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PuraVidaDreamin

(4,513 posts)

17. Implantable defibrillator malfunctioned?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 11:47 AM

Dec 24

Come on, really. There is no way he doesn't have one.

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