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Orrex

(67,409 posts) Wed Dec 24, 2025, 09:27 AM Dec 2025

Is he dead yet?

Stuck in the chimney while trying to hide another trove of incriminating Epstein files?

Stroked out during the Feats of Strength?

In federal trouble thanks to his neighbors?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Dec 2025 OP

Expired from Biden derangement syndrome just to blame it on Biden? SheltieLover Dec 2025 #1

Seen on Facebook underpants Dec 2025 #9

In the New Year bdamomma Dec 2025 #11

Hahaha! SheltieLover Dec 2025 #16

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Dec 2025 #2

Maybe Santa will make it happen surfered Dec 2025 #3

+1 dalton99a Dec 2025 #6

There are still 7 days left to 2025 SheltieLover Dec 2025 #4

Eviscerated by Santa's Elves after he scrapped DEI policies at ther workshop. surfered Dec 2025 #5

No but malaise Dec 2025 #7

Still time for a Christmas miracle Grim Chieftain Dec 2025 #8

Bwah! electric_blue68 Dec 2025 #18

What a gift that would be Blue Owl Dec 2025 #19

Accidentally strangled with Christmas lights while Melaaaaaaaniaaaaaah trims the tree. twodogsbarking Dec 2025 #10

"boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart" ? PhilG Dec 2025 #12

Just imagine it - it's motivation to keep going, to keep fighting the fascism and corruption. LetMyPeopleVote Dec 2025 #13

May this guy's "human orange blob twin" stay right on course, keep eating McDonald's & junk food, gain 100 more pounds.. hlthe2b Dec 2025 #14

No Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Dec 2025 #15

Implantable defibrillator malfunctioned? PuraVidaDreamin Dec 2025 #17

SheltieLover

(81,821 posts)

1. Expired from Biden derangement syndrome just to blame it on Biden?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 09:28 AM

Dec 2025

Santa dropped a huge chunk of coal on his yak fuzz?

Drown in reindeer excrement after Rudolph demanded they all unload on slobby?

🎄

underpants

(197,268 posts)

9. Seen on Facebook

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #1)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 11:06 AM

Dec 2025

bdamomma

(69,632 posts)

11. In the New Year

Reply to underpants (Reply #9)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 11:21 AM

Dec 2025

anything can happen.

SheltieLover

(81,821 posts)

16. Hahaha!

Reply to underpants (Reply #9)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 12:38 PM

Dec 2025

Bloodclots work, too!

🎄🤶

niyad

(134,102 posts)

2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 09:31 AM

Dec 2025

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(14,383 posts)

3. Maybe Santa will make it happen

Reply to niyad (Reply #2)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 09:35 AM

Dec 2025

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

dalton99a

(95,458 posts)

6. +1

Reply to surfered (Reply #3)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 09:48 AM

Dec 2025

SheltieLover

(81,821 posts)

4. There are still 7 days left to 2025

Reply to niyad (Reply #2)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 09:36 AM

Dec 2025

Come on cholesterol, we're all pulling for you!

surfered

(14,383 posts)

5. Eviscerated by Santa's Elves after he scrapped DEI policies at ther workshop.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 09:38 AM

Dec 2025

malaise

(298,155 posts)

7. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 09:52 AM

Dec 2025

He may live long enough for impeachment #3

🎄🎄🎄

Grim Chieftain

(2,086 posts)

8. Still time for a Christmas miracle

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 10:12 AM

Dec 2025

electric_blue68

(27,369 posts)

18. Bwah!

Reply to Grim Chieftain (Reply #8)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 12:59 PM

Dec 2025

Blue Owl

(59,658 posts)

19. What a gift that would be

Reply to Grim Chieftain (Reply #8)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 01:48 PM

Dec 2025

twodogsbarking

(19,411 posts)

10. Accidentally strangled with Christmas lights while Melaaaaaaaniaaaaaah trims the tree.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 11:16 AM

Dec 2025

PhilG

(61 posts)

12. "boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart" ?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 11:25 AM

Dec 2025

Maybe Ketchup instead of pudding

LetMyPeopleVote

(182,351 posts)

13. Just imagine it - it's motivation to keep going, to keep fighting the fascism and corruption.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 11:39 AM

Dec 2025

hlthe2b

(114,740 posts)

14. May this guy's "human orange blob twin" stay right on course, keep eating McDonald's & junk food, gain 100 more pounds..

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 12:10 PM

Dec 2025

While this furry guy gets all the healthy help he needs to get back down to "fighting weight" to live a long happy life.

Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

(137,624 posts)

15. No

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 12:36 PM

Dec 2025

But he was coughing up Big Macs last night.

PuraVidaDreamin

(4,698 posts)

17. Implantable defibrillator malfunctioned?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 12:47 PM

Dec 2025

Come on, really. There is no way he doesn't have one.

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