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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIs he dead yet?
Stuck in the chimney while trying to hide another trove of incriminating Epstein files?
Stroked out during the Feats of Strength?
In federal trouble thanks to his neighbors?
Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?
SheltieLover
(79,591 posts)Santa dropped a huge chunk of coal on his yak fuzz?
Drown in reindeer excrement after Rudolph demanded they all unload on slobby?
🎄
underpants
(196,004 posts)
bdamomma
(69,495 posts)anything can happen.
SheltieLover
(79,591 posts)Bloodclots work, too!
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niyad
(131,623 posts)Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.
surfered
(12,936 posts)🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂
SheltieLover
(79,591 posts)Come on cholesterol, we're all pulling for you!
surfered
(12,936 posts)
He may live long enough for impeachment #3
Grim Chieftain
(1,589 posts)electric_blue68
(26,710 posts)Blue Owl
(58,877 posts)twodogsbarking
(18,363 posts)PhilG
(51 posts)Maybe Ketchup instead of pudding
LetMyPeopleVote
(178,495 posts)
hlthe2b
(113,606 posts)While this furry guy gets all the healthy help he needs to get back down to "fighting weight" to live a long happy life.

Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(134,823 posts)But he was coughing up Big Macs last night.
PuraVidaDreamin
(4,553 posts)Come on, really. There is no way he doesn't have one.