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Santa's on his way! 🎅🏻NORAD tracker🎄🛷🎁 (Original Post) underpants Dec 24 OP
So he is Black! Traildogbob Dec 24 #1
Hope Whiskey Pete does not shoot him out of the sky. Sneederbunk Dec 24 #2
I suppose ICE will tackle him the moment he enters the US. jls4561 Dec 24 #3
😃 underpants Dec 24 #4
I watch the tracker. . . Collimator Dec 24 #5
That's Christmas magic coming out of the back. underpants Dec 24 #6
Militarizing Santa (and taming NORAD) is gross. I saw a suggestion once that the FAA or NOAA should take over tracking WhiskeyGrinder Dec 24 #7

jls4561

(2,925 posts)
3. I suppose ICE will tackle him the moment he enters the US.
Wed Dec 24, 2025, 01:59 PM
Dec 24

Besides, Fatass45 is furious that his sleigh contains more than two dolls.

Collimator

(2,102 posts)
5. I watch the tracker. . .
Wed Dec 24, 2025, 03:20 PM
Dec 24

Because it appeals to my sense of whimsey. It was less whimsical and rather sad to see Santa go directly from Kyiv to Moscow.

Then, my practical grown up side started grumbling within when Santa, after hitting several different locations, headed back to Ukraine to visit Odessa. "I know that you don't use gas, Santa. But you could at least try to come up with a more efficient route?"

Oh, and the tracker shows some sort of particulate trail shooting out behind the sleigh. And since the sleigh is powered by reindeer. . . I'm hoping that maybe flying reindeer poop isn't as icky as that of other creatures. You know, since they're magic and all.

underpants

(195,551 posts)
6. That's Christmas magic coming out of the back.
Wed Dec 24, 2025, 04:05 PM
Dec 24

I like that they give you cameras to click and it gives you the Wikipedia page for that town or city.

WhiskeyGrinder

(26,656 posts)
7. Militarizing Santa (and taming NORAD) is gross. I saw a suggestion once that the FAA or NOAA should take over tracking
Wed Dec 24, 2025, 04:33 PM
Dec 24

Santa, and that makes sense to me.

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