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3825-87867

(1,813 posts) Wed Dec 24, 2025, 07:56 PM Dec 24

I know this may not sit well with some here,

and I apologize in advance, but I am planning on giving the President a couple gifts this Christmas.

The first is a life-size beautifully hand painted portrait of Obama and Biden standing in front of the White house.
The other gift is a dildo.
So if he doesn't like the portrait, he can go fuck himself with the dildo!

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I know this may not sit well with some here, (Original Post) 3825-87867 Dec 24 OP

Normally I would call this a waste of a perfectly good sex toy however Maru Kitteh Dec 24 #1

One of Trump's big (small) problems is that he can't get laid anymore.... Jack Valentino Dec 24 #5

Your plan is working perfectly! chouchou Dec 24 #2

I think it's just fine FoxNewsSucks Dec 24 #3

Is there a tariff on the dildo? vapor2 Dec 24 #4

In lieu of a dildo..... lastlib Dec 24 #6

Can I contribute the batteries? (n/t) PJMcK Dec 24 #7

Yes but he'll need car batteries. And electric sharks. Dave Bowman Dec 24 #12

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 50 Shades Of Blue Dec 24 #8

google ai overview says: orleans Dec 24 #9

But FIFA already did! Warning! Computer Graphic of d i l d o. usonian Dec 24 #10

I'm totally not sure you can force him to use dildo on himself, but I appreciate the sentiment. Martin68 Dec 24 #11

Maru Kitteh

(31,351 posts)

1. Normally I would call this a waste of a perfectly good sex toy however

Reply to 3825-87867 (Original post)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 08:07 PM

Dec 24

I think an exception may be made here.

Jack Valentino

(4,546 posts)

5. One of Trump's big (small) problems is that he can't get laid anymore....

Reply to Maru Kitteh (Reply #1)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 09:17 PM

Dec 24

(maybe that was ALWAYS a problem without resorting to bribes, intimidation or RAPE)

so *ucking himself seems like a plausible alternative,
which I'm sure all of us would applaud.

he should f*ck himself until he bleeds.

chouchou

(2,882 posts)

2. Your plan is working perfectly!

Reply to 3825-87867 (Original post)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 08:29 PM

Dec 24

FoxNewsSucks

(11,520 posts)

3. I think it's just fine

Reply to 3825-87867 (Original post)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 08:52 PM

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vapor2

(4,000 posts)

4. Is there a tariff on the dildo?

Reply to 3825-87867 (Original post)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 09:01 PM

Dec 24

lastlib

(27,719 posts)

6. In lieu of a dildo.....

Reply to 3825-87867 (Original post)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 09:31 PM

Dec 24

how about the head of a saguaro cactus?

PJMcK

(24,843 posts)

7. Can I contribute the batteries? (n/t)

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Wed Dec 24, 2025, 09:43 PM

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Dave Bowman

(6,833 posts)

12. Yes but he'll need car batteries. And electric sharks.

Reply to PJMcK (Reply #7)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 10:34 PM

Dec 24

50 Shades Of Blue

(11,340 posts)

8. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Wed Dec 24, 2025, 09:45 PM

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orleans

(36,711 posts)

9. google ai overview says:

Reply to 3825-87867 (Original post)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 09:55 PM

Dec 24

A president must turn over official gifts, along with all other presidential records, to the National Archives (NARA) at the end of their term, typically on Inauguration Day, under the Presidential Records Act (PRA) of 1978, with exceptions for small, personal gifts (under $350) that can be kept or must be paid for, ensuring all official items become public property.

so... depending on how much you plan to spend on that dildo he can either keep it or put it in his dumbass library (maybe next to a maga hat and shirt)