but couldn't bring himself to becoming a better person and killed himself.

Even the clattering of Jeffery Epstein’s chains and files couldn’t stir the louse.

Choked on the words O, Come All Ye Faithful.

Eight of them in fact.

Good one!

But he hangs on like a man infused with the power of the devil,
or a sold soul with a too-long term contract....

and buried with a stake of holly through his heart"?
(Charles Dickens, "A Christmas Carol" )

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Merry Christmas! 🤶🎄

Died of shock when scRotus ruled against him?

Merry Christmas, DU! 🤶🎄

but no such luck, just bad neighbors.

Merry Christmas to all!

Maybe it was an omen of a Christmas miracle? 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

Merry Christmas! 🤶🎄

Still, the day is yet young One dares to dream.

Excellent collection! Any or all!

Well, I confess we got into ours for Christmas Eve. We’ll have to get another vfii the long anticipated event.

of my Christmas, and I thank you! Merry, Merry.

I think this link will work.

https://aimusicgen.ai/share/90f7a19d-ef0f-4fb5-a292-4081d5359278

I had to hear your lyrics. I think it works.

The song skips the last stanza, but still uses the final emphasis.

It's like the last bit was scrubbed automatically. Maybe just for time because I'm just using a free account.

The AI bot didn't want to sing about Epstein for one reason or another. I promise I did not do that. It still has the lyrics posted that I used and should be part of the song.

partying at Merde-a-Lago Christmas Eve.

so sadly, not yet.

Very amusing.
My bottle of bubbly also remains in the fridge, waiting.

Ty for sharing!

Merry Christmas! 🤶🎄

so 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

#sadly

But...

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I'll say it: the only thing I want for Christmas is the opportunity to read what THIS childfucker's death was due to sooner rather than later.

— Shaxbert 🔞 (@shaxbert.bsky.social) 2025-12-15T18:11:38.466Z

: What do I want for Christmas?

For everyone in and associated with the incoming second Trump administration to suffer catastrophic aneurisms.

That includes all donors, lawyers, campaign advisers, and members of the press, too.

Take care of it all in one.

— The Disaster Autist (@disaster-autist.bsky.social) 2024-12-14T19:20:43.720Z

"Grandpa got run over by a reindeer"