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Orrex

(67,397 posts) Thu Dec 25, 2025, 09:11 AM Dec 2025

Is he dead yet?

Last edited Thu Dec 25, 2025, 09:47 AM - Edit history (1)

Twelve tons of Epstein documents?
Eleven shattered ketchup bottles?
Ten seconds with Stormy?
Nine covfefes?
Eight wars started?
Seven bucks for eggs?
Six quarts of Legembi?
Five remembered words?
Four MRIs?
Three jilted wives?
Two bloated cankles?
One massive stroke?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Dec 2025 OP

Got visited by three ghosts SocialDemocrat61 Dec 2025 #1

Most likely napping through the whole thing... Hugin Dec 2025 #5

How festive and apropos... Hugin Dec 2025 #2

Fatal blow on the head from Santa chucking a big piece of coal. no_hypocrisy Dec 2025 #3

Christmas Extra no_hypocrisy Dec 2025 #4

Well, that was fun. Thanks. Biophilic Dec 2025 #6

"even just ONE will fulfill MILLIONS of prayers..." hlthe2b Dec 2025 #7

No but Bestie Jeffrey is not going away malaise Dec 2025 #8

Skin stretched from his face and released and he is killed by the whiplash. twodogsbarking Dec 2025 #9

The best Christmas gift ever!!!!! paleotn Dec 2025 #10

Orange Grampaw got run over by a pissed off reindeer. Swede Dec 2025 #11

Hahaha! SheltieLover Dec 2025 #33

That WOULD BE the BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER! Jack Valentino Dec 2025 #12

"...boiled with his own pudding, Tanuki Dec 2025 #13

Still time for a Christmas miracle Grim Chieftain Dec 2025 #14

Oh what fun! Auggie Dec 2025 #15

May this be the last.... Tanuki Dec 2025 #16

I didn't get the present I wanted most surfered Dec 2025 #17

I share the sentiment! SheltieLover Dec 2025 #30

Shoved off the roof by Santa's reindeer who were coming to leave a pile of shit for slobby & malaria? SheltieLover Dec 2025 #18

I was startled awake at midnight by fireworks in my cul-de-sac. First thought was Yay...... txwhitedove Dec 2025 #19

What a disappointment that must have been. SheltieLover Dec 2025 #28

Well dalton99a Dec 2025 #20

Someone should flush! Repeatedly! SheltieLover Dec 2025 #27

This is great! He's still breathing, dammit! Joinfortmill Dec 2025 #21

Alas, my botttle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Dec 2025 #22

🎄🍾🎄🥂🎄🍾🎄🥂🎄 surfered Dec 2025 #23

I think you deserve an award for patience! SheltieLover Dec 2025 #26

Soon... SheltieLover Dec 2025 #25

This was a joyful part Mira Dec 2025 #24

I had to do it, I'm sorry Laha Dec 2025 #29

I just noticed something really weird Laha Dec 2025 #39

Slobfather got run over by a reindeer Wicked Blue Dec 2025 #31

That's what I asked Santa this year but I must have been a bad boy, unfortunately. Dave Bowman Dec 2025 #32

no orange smoke coming from the white house chimney Coldwater Dec 2025 #34

Thank you! Ranting Randy Dec 2025 #35

Thank you, Orrex, you poet you! Wild blueberry Dec 2025 #36

Great lyrics, Orrex! SheltieLover Dec 2025 #37

i read this a.m. that xmas day is the day the most ppl have heart attacks. mopinko Dec 2025 #38

Have a YUGE mug of this Beautiful Thick eggnog Donnie Boy ! Pluvious Dec 2025 #42

We need a Festivus miracle! Blue Owl Dec 2025 #40

No Xmas miracle for our Republic... Pluvious Dec 2025 #41

All we want for Christmas is... LetMyPeopleVote Dec 2025 #43

How about snowybirdie Dec 2025 #44

I got the shirt. Wearing it right now. CousinIT Dec 2025 #45

Post removed Post removed Jan 2026 #46

SocialDemocrat61

(8,037 posts)

1. Got visited by three ghosts

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 09:20 AM

Dec 2025

but couldn't bring himself to becoming a better person and killed himself.

Hugin

(38,001 posts)

5. Most likely napping through the whole thing...

Reply to SocialDemocrat61 (Reply #1)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 09:24 AM

Dec 2025

Even the clattering of Jeffery Epstein’s chains and files couldn’t stir the louse.

Hugin

(38,001 posts)

2. How festive and apropos...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 09:20 AM

Dec 2025

no_hypocrisy

(55,386 posts)

3. Fatal blow on the head from Santa chucking a big piece of coal.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 09:21 AM

Dec 2025

no_hypocrisy

(55,386 posts)

4. Christmas Extra

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 09:22 AM

Dec 2025

Choked on the words O, Come All Ye Faithful.

Biophilic

(6,682 posts)

6. Well, that was fun. Thanks.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 09:32 AM

Dec 2025

hlthe2b

(114,697 posts)

7. "even just ONE will fulfill MILLIONS of prayers..."

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 09:42 AM

Dec 2025

"Santa? Come on Rudolph!"

malaise

(297,987 posts)

8. No but Bestie Jeffrey is not going away

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 09:44 AM

Dec 2025

From here

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220889430

🎄 :🎄

twodogsbarking

(19,353 posts)

9. Skin stretched from his face and released and he is killed by the whiplash.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 09:49 AM

Dec 2025

paleotn

(22,747 posts)

10. The best Christmas gift ever!!!!!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 10:21 AM

Dec 2025

Swede

(40,086 posts)

11. Orange Grampaw got run over by a pissed off reindeer.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 10:33 AM

Dec 2025

Eight of them in fact.

SheltieLover

(81,725 posts)

33. Hahaha!

Reply to Swede (Reply #11)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 12:09 PM

Dec 2025

Good one!

Jack Valentino

(5,252 posts)

12. That WOULD BE the BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 10:42 AM

Dec 2025

But he hangs on like a man infused with the power of the devil,
or a sold soul with a too-long term contract....

Tanuki

(16,509 posts)

13. "...boiled with his own pudding,

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 10:47 AM

Dec 2025

and buried with a stake of holly through his heart"?
(Charles Dickens, "A Christmas Carol" )

Grim Chieftain

(2,048 posts)

14. Still time for a Christmas miracle

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 10:48 AM

Dec 2025

Auggie

(33,316 posts)

15. Oh what fun!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 10:50 AM

Dec 2025

Tanuki

(16,509 posts)

16. May this be the last....

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 10:52 AM

Dec 2025

Link to tweet

surfered

(14,301 posts)

17. I didn't get the present I wanted most

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 11:06 AM

Dec 2025

SheltieLover

(81,725 posts)

30. I share the sentiment!

Reply to surfered (Reply #17)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 12:08 PM

Dec 2025

Merry Christmas! 🤶🎄

SheltieLover

(81,725 posts)

18. Shoved off the roof by Santa's reindeer who were coming to leave a pile of shit for slobby & malaria?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 11:07 AM

Dec 2025

Died of shock when scRotus ruled against him?

Merry Christmas, DU! 🤶🎄

txwhitedove

(4,405 posts)

19. I was startled awake at midnight by fireworks in my cul-de-sac. First thought was Yay......

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 11:13 AM

Dec 2025

but no such luck, just bad neighbors.

Merry Christmas to all!

SheltieLover

(81,725 posts)

28. What a disappointment that must have been.

Reply to txwhitedove (Reply #19)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 12:06 PM

Dec 2025

Maybe it was an omen of a Christmas miracle? 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

Merry Christmas! 🤶🎄

dalton99a

(95,317 posts)

20. Well

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 11:21 AM

Dec 2025

SheltieLover

(81,725 posts)

27. Someone should flush! Repeatedly!

Reply to dalton99a (Reply #20)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 12:04 PM

Dec 2025

Joinfortmill

(21,670 posts)

21. This is great! He's still breathing, dammit!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 11:47 AM

Dec 2025

niyad

(134,035 posts)

22. Alas, my botttle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 11:49 AM

Dec 2025

Still, the day is yet young One dares to dream.

Excellent collection! Any or all!

surfered

(14,301 posts)

23. 🎄🍾🎄🥂🎄🍾🎄🥂🎄

Reply to niyad (Reply #22)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 11:57 AM

Dec 2025

Well, I confess we got into ours for Christmas Eve. We’ll have to get another vfii the long anticipated event.

SheltieLover

(81,725 posts)

26. I think you deserve an award for patience!

Reply to surfered (Reply #23)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 12:03 PM

Dec 2025

Merry Christmas! May your preemptive act kick start a Christmas miracle!

🤶🎄

SheltieLover

(81,725 posts)

25. Soon...

Reply to niyad (Reply #22)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 12:00 PM

Dec 2025

Mira

(22,694 posts)

24. This was a joyful part

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 11:59 AM

Dec 2025

of my Christmas, and I thank you! Merry, Merry.

Laha

(435 posts)

29. I had to do it, I'm sorry

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 12:07 PM

Dec 2025

I think this link will work.

https://aimusicgen.ai/share/90f7a19d-ef0f-4fb5-a292-4081d5359278

I had to hear your lyrics. I think it works.

Laha

(435 posts)

39. I just noticed something really weird

Reply to Laha (Reply #29)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 12:39 PM

Dec 2025

The song skips the last stanza, but still uses the final emphasis.

It's like the last bit was scrubbed automatically. Maybe just for time because I'm just using a free account.

The AI bot didn't want to sing about Epstein for one reason or another. I promise I did not do that. It still has the lyrics posted that I used and should be part of the song.

Wicked Blue

(9,022 posts)

31. Slobfather got run over by a reindeer

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 12:08 PM

Dec 2025

partying at Merde-a-Lago Christmas Eve.

Dave Bowman

(7,456 posts)

32. That's what I asked Santa this year but I must have been a bad boy, unfortunately.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 12:08 PM

Dec 2025

Coldwater

(1,343 posts)

34. no orange smoke coming from the white house chimney

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 12:10 PM

Dec 2025

so sadly, not yet.

Ranting Randy

(437 posts)

35. Thank you!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 12:20 PM

Dec 2025

Wild blueberry

(8,375 posts)

36. Thank you, Orrex, you poet you!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 12:23 PM

Dec 2025

Very amusing.
My bottle of bubbly also remains in the fridge, waiting.

SheltieLover

(81,725 posts)

37. Great lyrics, Orrex!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 12:23 PM

Dec 2025

Ty for sharing!

Merry Christmas! 🤶🎄

mopinko

(73,943 posts)

38. i read this a.m. that xmas day is the day the most ppl have heart attacks.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 12:27 PM

Dec 2025

so 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

Pluvious

(5,452 posts)

42. Have a YUGE mug of this Beautiful Thick eggnog Donnie Boy !

Reply to mopinko (Reply #38)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 01:58 PM

Dec 2025

Blue Owl

(59,628 posts)

40. We need a Festivus miracle!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 01:40 PM

Dec 2025

Pluvious

(5,452 posts)

41. No Xmas miracle for our Republic...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 01:56 PM

Dec 2025

#sadly

But...

LetMyPeopleVote

(182,091 posts)

43. All we want for Christmas is...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 02:38 PM

Dec 2025

Link to tweet

I'll say it: the only thing I want for Christmas is the opportunity to read what THIS childfucker's death was due to sooner rather than later.
— Shaxbert ðŸ”ž (@shaxbert.bsky.social) 2025-12-15T18:11:38.466Z

: What do I want for Christmas?

For everyone in and associated with the incoming second Trump administration to suffer catastrophic aneurisms.

That includes all donors, lawyers, campaign advisers, and members of the press, too.

Take care of it all in one.
— The Disaster Autist (@disaster-autist.bsky.social) 2024-12-14T19:20:43.720Z

snowybirdie

(6,750 posts)

44. How about

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 02:53 PM

Dec 2025

"Grandpa got run over by a reindeer"

CousinIT

(12,753 posts)

45. I got the shirt. Wearing it right now.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 25, 2025, 04:06 PM

Dec 2025

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