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Orrex

(66,691 posts)
Fri Dec 26, 2025, 07:20 AM Dec 26

Is he dead yet?

Taken out by Nigerian counterstrike?

Taken out by Venezuelan counterstrike?

Taken out by preemptive Mexican counterstrike?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Dec 26 OP
Vance got tired of waiting for his turn ...imagination need now... MiHale Dec 26 #1
Hopefully, he just experienced his last very Merry Christmas SheltieLover Dec 26 #2
No but malaise Dec 26 #3
Slobby doth protest too much! SheltieLover Dec 26 #10
You beat me too it surfered Dec 26 #18
Makes me wonder whether his perpetually hidden tax returns SheltieLover Dec 26 #20
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Dec 26 #4
Hold the vision... SheltieLover Dec 26 #7
🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾 Maybe today! surfered Dec 26 #19
Today would be excellent! SheltieLover Dec 26 #22
Piano wire, tight. Very tight. twodogsbarking Dec 26 #5
Not Waiting for Godot. calimary Dec 26 #6
Unfortunately, he has a topnotch medical staff to give him the best medical care on the face of this planet. Omnipresent Dec 26 #8
At taxpayer expense, of course SheltieLover Dec 26 #9
Exactly! Omnipresent Dec 26 #12
Easy to do with an unlimited budget of other people's money SheltieLover Dec 26 #13
Easy to get his daily cognitive test surfered Dec 26 #21
Continuing... results he wants SheltieLover Dec 26 #23
in theory-- but he also only uses doctors that will lie and cover-up for him LymphocyteLover Dec 26 #29
I think this is my daily favorite thread. FarPoint Dec 26 #11
So many great possibilities every day and we only need one SheltieLover Dec 26 #14
Absolutely! FarPoint Dec 26 #15
Bored to death Aviation Pro Dec 26 #16
Yup. Ref #2 above SheltieLover Dec 26 #17
"If they fail, then I just might engage in some ''cat scratch fever' transmission!" hlthe2b Dec 26 #24
Did I steal this from you? surfered Dec 26 #26
Oh, gawd. I hope they've been vaxed! SheltieLover Dec 26 #27
No, but that's great! hlthe2b Dec 26 #31
Canadians boxed him up on Boxing Day and returned him surfered Dec 26 #25
To Hades? SheltieLover Dec 26 #28
Few deserve it more surfered Dec 26 #33
I couldn't agree more! SheltieLover Dec 26 #35
While attending a yuuuge folk concert at Kennedy Center Blumancru Dec 26 #30
Well, I was hoping for a Christmas miracle Grim Chieftain Dec 26 #32
Well, we have New Years Day just around the corner SheltieLover Dec 26 #36
There is always hope! Grim Chieftain Dec 26 #38
There is still 12th night. niyad Dec 26 #41
He should hurry. There are only 5 more days to make the list of Famous Celebrities Who Died In 2025 dalton99a Dec 26 #34
Good thought! SheltieLover Dec 26 #37
All I wanted for Christmas was.... LetMyPeopleVote Dec 26 #39
Outlived my Christmas prediction BWdem4life Dec 26 #40
There are so many possibilities before then. The January white sales (yes, niyad Dec 26 #42
This message was self-deleted by its author niyad Dec 26 #43
No, but canetoad Dec 26 #44

SheltieLover

(76,914 posts)
2. Hopefully, he just experienced his last very Merry Christmas
Fri Dec 26, 2025, 07:28 AM
Dec 26

Choked on a huge roach at muerte-a-lardo Christmas Eve dinner?

niyad

(129,620 posts)
4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Fri Dec 26, 2025, 07:37 AM
Dec 26

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

Omnipresent

(7,308 posts)
8. Unfortunately, he has a topnotch medical staff to give him the best medical care on the face of this planet.
Fri Dec 26, 2025, 07:55 AM
Dec 26

They are trained to treat and save the president no matter how gigantic an asshole he is!

Omnipresent

(7,308 posts)
12. Exactly!
Fri Dec 26, 2025, 08:08 AM
Dec 26

Asshole in chief probably has a committee of doctors, so no medical problem gets overlooked or downplayed.

LymphocyteLover

(9,383 posts)
29. in theory-- but he also only uses doctors that will lie and cover-up for him
Fri Dec 26, 2025, 10:00 AM
Dec 26

so you have to wonder how good they are their "job".

FarPoint

(14,560 posts)
11. I think this is my daily favorite thread.
Fri Dec 26, 2025, 08:07 AM
Dec 26

It helps me to get thru another day of misery from the Minister of Chaos and Crimes...

SheltieLover

(76,914 posts)
14. So many great possibilities every day and we only need one
Fri Dec 26, 2025, 08:14 AM
Dec 26

...brought to us by St. Orrex, the living patron saint of perpetual optimism.

Aviation Pro

(15,257 posts)
16. Bored to death
Fri Dec 26, 2025, 08:25 AM
Dec 26

When his consort is talking with his FIL in her native tongue at the Shit to Fat Xmas dinner.

hlthe2b

(112,839 posts)
24. "If they fail, then I just might engage in some ''cat scratch fever' transmission!"
Fri Dec 26, 2025, 09:12 AM
Dec 26

"Bartonellosis or Toxoplasmosis for him; Pork tapeworm (neurocysticercosis) for RFK Jr. Maybe the animals and their natural parasites/bacteria will save the world!"

SheltieLover

(76,914 posts)
35. I couldn't agree more!
Fri Dec 26, 2025, 11:30 AM
Dec 26

And the irony if he were to arrive at Styx without a coin to pay his fare...

Blumancru

(210 posts)
30. While attending a yuuuge folk concert at Kennedy Center
Fri Dec 26, 2025, 10:06 AM
Dec 26

The crowd joins the musicians in a rousing finale, a rendition of Woody Guthrie’s “Old Man Trump”. Napoleon Bonaspurs flies into a rage. With no ketchup bottles around for him to throw, he expires from humiliation, which is his Kryptonite.

I came up with “Napoleon Bonaspurs”, but hereby license it for no fee to anyone who wishes to use it to humiliate and hasten the demise of Napoleon Bonaspurs.

Grim Chieftain

(1,267 posts)
32. Well, I was hoping for a Christmas miracle
Fri Dec 26, 2025, 10:13 AM
Dec 26

Don't tell me we're going to have to wait for the 4th of July!

dalton99a

(92,167 posts)
34. He should hurry. There are only 5 more days to make the list of Famous Celebrities Who Died In 2025
Fri Dec 26, 2025, 10:52 AM
Dec 26

niyad

(129,620 posts)
42. There are so many possibilities before then. The January white sales (yes,
Fri Dec 26, 2025, 11:31 PM
Dec 26

I am that old), the season for peace and nonviolence, Imbolc, Susan B. Anthony's birthday, International Women's Day, Women's Herstory Month, Oestara, All Fools' Day.. .

Now would be better.

Response to BWdem4life (Reply #40)

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