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Orrex

(66,945 posts) Tue Dec 30, 2025, 07:26 AM Dec 30

Is he dead yet?

Drowned while swilling a the official White House trough?

Splashed with holy water and mysteriously combusted?

Jet crash out en route to meeting with Taylor Swift, who some silly asshats apparently think is a MAGAt or something?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Dec 30 OP

Not yet, but one more day left in 2025 after today... SheltieLover Dec 30 #1

I like your optimism. 🙂 Dave Bowman Dec 30 #19

My optimism pales in comparison to that of St. Orrex, Patron Saint of Perpetual Optimism SheltieLover Dec 30 #22

Dashboard Orrex. twodogsbarking Dec 30 #30

I couldn't agree more. 😀 Dave Bowman Dec 30 #32

Lol SheltieLover Dec 30 #33

Nonsense! This is a group effort all the way! Orrex Dec 30 #38

Choked on Putin's 'discharge'... MiHale Dec 30 #2

Putin his money where his mouth is, as it were. Orrex Dec 30 #39

No but malaise Dec 30 #3

J D Couchf****r surfered Dec 30 #4

You got that right malaise Dec 30 #6

You nailed it! But cults don't transfer allegiance SheltieLover Dec 30 #23

Still hoping he gets near the pond while playing golf. surfered Dec 30 #5

Alligator malaise Dec 30 #11

"at meetings of the 'NATURALLY' orange, yet sane throughout the world... hlthe2b Dec 30 #7

Is he related to Sideshow Blob? Dave Bowman Dec 30 #20

Aw MustLoveBeagles Dec 30 #34

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Dec 30 #8

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂waiting, waiting surfered Dec 30 #9

I don't want to want in vain malaise Dec 30 #10

Such a tiresome prick, isn't he? SheltieLover Dec 30 #26

The coverup will get him malaise Dec 30 #36

Soon... SheltieLover Dec 30 #25

I am listening to the BBC, they would have mentioned it irisblue Dec 30 #12

Bwaaaaaah malaise Dec 30 #14

May you and yours be well and safe malaise irisblue Dec 30 #16

Another year of disappointment in the obituaries WestMichRad Dec 30 #13

Or today! SheltieLover Dec 30 #27

Orders drone strike on Venezuela oil field. Blumancru Dec 30 #15

Particularly liked the holy water combustion! HeartsCanHope Dec 30 #17

greetings from the night shift. nope sorry but someday soon hope that he AllaN01Bear Dec 30 #18

He's getting there, slowly but Shirley. Dave Bowman Dec 30 #21

Self-inflicted, fatal bout of toilet rage Blue Owl Dec 30 #24

... SheltieLover Dec 30 #28

Stoned to ded by pennies from heaaaavuuun. Robert Plant voice. twodogsbarking Dec 30 #29

For the love of God just croak already LetMyPeopleVote Dec 30 #31

Nicely played malaise Dec 30 #35

No, dammit! Joinfortmill Dec 30 #37

SheltieLover

(79,570 posts)

1. Not yet, but one more day left in 2025 after today...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 07:32 AM

Dec 30

Dave Bowman

(7,063 posts)

19. I like your optimism. 🙂

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #1)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 09:30 AM

Dec 30

SheltieLover

(79,570 posts)

22. My optimism pales in comparison to that of St. Orrex, Patron Saint of Perpetual Optimism

Reply to Dave Bowman (Reply #19)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 09:48 AM

Dec 30

twodogsbarking

(18,360 posts)

30. Dashboard Orrex.

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #22)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 10:05 AM

Dec 30

Dave Bowman

(7,063 posts)

32. I couldn't agree more. 😀

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #22)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 12:45 PM

Dec 30

SheltieLover

(79,570 posts)

33. Lol

Reply to Dave Bowman (Reply #32)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 01:15 PM

Dec 30

Orrex

(66,945 posts)

38. Nonsense! This is a group effort all the way!

Reply to Dave Bowman (Reply #32)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 11:17 PM

Dec 30

Thanks for the kind words, but truly I'm just the daily catalyst; the real wit and humor come from the replies!

MiHale

(12,904 posts)

2. Choked on Putin's 'discharge'...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 07:35 AM

Dec 30

Couldn’t help himself.

Orrex

(66,945 posts)

39. Putin his money where his mouth is, as it were.

Reply to MiHale (Reply #2)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 11:18 PM

Dec 30

malaise

(295,178 posts)

3. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 07:47 AM

Dec 30

Shady Vance is more popular among his MAGAts so that might kill him.

https://upload.democraticunderground.com/100220896348

surfered

(12,932 posts)

4. J D Couchf****r

Reply to malaise (Reply #3)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 08:09 AM

Dec 30

malaise

(295,178 posts)

6. You got that right

Reply to surfered (Reply #4)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 08:27 AM

Dec 30

😀😀

SheltieLover

(79,570 posts)

23. You nailed it! But cults don't transfer allegiance

Reply to surfered (Reply #4)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 09:51 AM

Dec 30

surfered

(12,932 posts)

5. Still hoping he gets near the pond while playing golf.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 08:11 AM

Dec 30

malaise

(295,178 posts)

11. Alligator

Reply to surfered (Reply #5)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 08:55 AM

Dec 30

Golfatraz😀

hlthe2b

(113,603 posts)

7. "at meetings of the 'NATURALLY' orange, yet sane throughout the world...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 08:33 AM

Dec 30

a plan is underway to remove orange blobs... Beware Chief Orange Blob!"

Dave Bowman

(7,063 posts)

20. Is he related to Sideshow Blob?

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #7)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 09:36 AM

Dec 30

MustLoveBeagles

(15,805 posts)

34. Aw

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #7)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 01:28 PM

Dec 30

🎉🥳

niyad

(131,601 posts)

8. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 08:42 AM

Dec 30

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(12,932 posts)

9. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂waiting, waiting

Reply to niyad (Reply #8)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 08:50 AM

Dec 30

malaise

(295,178 posts)

10. I don't want to want in vain

Reply to surfered (Reply #9)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 08:54 AM

Dec 30

for this news😀

SheltieLover

(79,570 posts)

26. Such a tiresome prick, isn't he?

Reply to surfered (Reply #9)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 09:55 AM

Dec 30

Yawn...

malaise

(295,178 posts)

36. The coverup will get him

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #26)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 07:17 PM

Dec 30

😀

SheltieLover

(79,570 posts)

25. Soon...

Reply to niyad (Reply #8)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 09:54 AM

Dec 30

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

irisblue

(37,311 posts)

12. I am listening to the BBC, they would have mentioned it

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 08:57 AM

Dec 30

malaise

(295,178 posts)

14. Bwaaaaaah

Reply to irisblue (Reply #12)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 09:00 AM

Dec 30

You win the thread today
Happy New Year😀

irisblue

(37,311 posts)

16. May you and yours be well and safe malaise

Reply to malaise (Reply #14)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 09:07 AM

Dec 30

WestMichRad

(3,184 posts)

13. Another year of disappointment in the obituaries

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 09:00 AM

Dec 30

Better luck next year, although I’d gladly settle for tomorrow.

SheltieLover

(79,570 posts)

27. Or today!

Reply to WestMichRad (Reply #13)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 09:56 AM

Dec 30

Plenty of time for the fortunate event today, too!

Blumancru

(253 posts)

15. Orders drone strike on Venezuela oil field.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 09:02 AM

Dec 30

Drones have been programmed to home in on large quantities of oil. However, one drone has faulty programming and instead homes in on a chemically similar substance, adipose tissue. As the largest amount of that anywhere is Chomolini’s ample posterior, the drone heads straight for the golf course and detonates.
Not a trace of him is recovered except a smoking Depends and 3” shoe lifts.
Mailorderia, after a 48 hour mourning period, finds a new head of state and becomes his concubine.