Thanks for the kind words, but truly I'm just the daily catalyst; the real wit and humor come from the replies!

Couldn’t help himself.

Shady Vance is more popular among his MAGAts so that might kill him.

https://upload.democraticunderground.com/100220896348

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Golfatraz😀

a plan is underway to remove orange blobs... Beware Chief Orange Blob!"

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

for this news😀

Yawn...

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You win the thread today
Happy New Year😀

Better luck next year, although I’d gladly settle for tomorrow.

Plenty of time for the fortunate event today, too!

Drones have been programmed to home in on large quantities of oil. However, one drone has faulty programming and instead homes in on a chemically similar substance, adipose tissue. As the largest amount of that anywhere is Chomolini’s ample posterior, the drone heads straight for the golf course and detonates.
Not a trace of him is recovered except a smoking Depends and 3” shoe lifts.
Mailorderia, after a 48 hour mourning period, finds a new head of state and becomes his concubine.

Thanks for making my day!

may give up the ghost.

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