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Orrex

(66,638 posts) Tue Dec 30, 2025, 07:26 AM 10 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Drowned while swilling a the official White House trough?

Splashed with holy water and mysteriously combusted?

Jet crash out en route to meeting with Taylor Swift, who some silly asshats apparently think is a MAGAt or something?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 10 hrs ago OP

Not yet, but one more day left in 2025 after today... SheltieLover 10 hrs ago #1

I like your optimism. 🙂 Dave Bowman 8 hrs ago #19

My optimism pales in comparison to that of St. Orrex, Patron Saint of Perpetual Optimism SheltieLover 7 hrs ago #22

Dashboard Orrex. twodogsbarking 7 hrs ago #30

I couldn't agree more. 😀 Dave Bowman 5 hrs ago #32

Lol SheltieLover 4 hrs ago #33

Choked on Putin's 'discharge'... MiHale 10 hrs ago #2

No but malaise 9 hrs ago #3

J D Couchf****r surfered 9 hrs ago #4

You got that right malaise 9 hrs ago #6

You nailed it! But cults don't transfer allegiance SheltieLover 7 hrs ago #23

Still hoping he gets near the pond while playing golf. surfered 9 hrs ago #5

Alligator malaise 8 hrs ago #11

"at meetings of the 'NATURALLY' orange, yet sane throughout the world... hlthe2b 9 hrs ago #7

Is he related to Sideshow Blob? Dave Bowman 8 hrs ago #20

Aw MustLoveBeagles 4 hrs ago #34

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 9 hrs ago #8

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂waiting, waiting surfered 8 hrs ago #9

I don't want to want in vain malaise 8 hrs ago #10

Such a tiresome prick, isn't he? SheltieLover 7 hrs ago #26

Soon... SheltieLover 7 hrs ago #25

I am listening to the BBC, they would have mentioned it irisblue 8 hrs ago #12

Bwaaaaaah malaise 8 hrs ago #14

May you and yours be well and safe malaise irisblue 8 hrs ago #16

Another year of disappointment in the obituaries WestMichRad 8 hrs ago #13

Or today! SheltieLover 7 hrs ago #27

Orders drone strike on Venezuela oil field. Blumancru 8 hrs ago #15

Particularly liked the holy water combustion! HeartsCanHope 8 hrs ago #17

greetings from the night shift. nope sorry but someday soon hope that he AllaN01Bear 8 hrs ago #18

He's getting there, slowly but Shirley. Dave Bowman 8 hrs ago #21

Self-inflicted, fatal bout of toilet rage Blue Owl 7 hrs ago #24

... SheltieLover 7 hrs ago #28

Stoned to ded by pennies from heaaaavuuun. Robert Plant voice. twodogsbarking 7 hrs ago #29

For the love of God just croak already LetMyPeopleVote 7 hrs ago #31

Nicely played malaise 2 hrs ago #35

SheltieLover

(76,346 posts)

1. Not yet, but one more day left in 2025 after today...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 07:32 AM

10 hrs ago

Dave Bowman

(6,564 posts)

19. I like your optimism. 🙂

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #1)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 09:30 AM

8 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(76,346 posts)

22. My optimism pales in comparison to that of St. Orrex, Patron Saint of Perpetual Optimism

Reply to Dave Bowman (Reply #19)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 09:48 AM

7 hrs ago

twodogsbarking

(17,531 posts)

30. Dashboard Orrex.

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #22)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 10:05 AM

7 hrs ago

Dave Bowman

(6,564 posts)

32. I couldn't agree more. 😀

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #22)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 12:45 PM

5 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(76,346 posts)

33. Lol

Reply to Dave Bowman (Reply #32)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 01:15 PM

4 hrs ago

MiHale

(12,572 posts)

2. Choked on Putin's 'discharge'...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 07:35 AM

10 hrs ago

Couldn’t help himself.

malaise

(292,402 posts)

3. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 07:47 AM

9 hrs ago

Shady Vance is more popular among his MAGAts so that might kill him.

https://upload.democraticunderground.com/100220896348

surfered

(11,285 posts)

4. J D Couchf****r

Reply to malaise (Reply #3)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 08:09 AM

9 hrs ago

malaise

(292,402 posts)

6. You got that right

Reply to surfered (Reply #4)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 08:27 AM

9 hrs ago

😀😀

SheltieLover

(76,346 posts)

23. You nailed it! But cults don't transfer allegiance

Reply to surfered (Reply #4)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 09:51 AM

7 hrs ago

surfered

(11,285 posts)

5. Still hoping he gets near the pond while playing golf.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 08:11 AM

9 hrs ago

malaise

(292,402 posts)

11. Alligator

Reply to surfered (Reply #5)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 08:55 AM

8 hrs ago

Golfatraz😀

hlthe2b

(112,703 posts)

7. "at meetings of the 'NATURALLY' orange, yet sane throughout the world...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 08:33 AM

9 hrs ago

a plan is underway to remove orange blobs... Beware Chief Orange Blob!"

Dave Bowman

(6,564 posts)

20. Is he related to Sideshow Blob?

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #7)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 09:36 AM

8 hrs ago

MustLoveBeagles

(14,605 posts)

34. Aw

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #7)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 01:28 PM

4 hrs ago

🎉🥳

niyad

(129,392 posts)

8. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 08:42 AM

9 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(11,285 posts)

9. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂waiting, waiting

Reply to niyad (Reply #8)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 08:50 AM

8 hrs ago

malaise

(292,402 posts)

10. I don't want to want in vain

Reply to surfered (Reply #9)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 08:54 AM

8 hrs ago

for this news😀

SheltieLover

(76,346 posts)

26. Such a tiresome prick, isn't he?

Reply to surfered (Reply #9)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 09:55 AM

7 hrs ago

Yawn...

SheltieLover

(76,346 posts)

25. Soon...

Reply to niyad (Reply #8)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 09:54 AM

7 hrs ago

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

irisblue

(36,706 posts)

12. I am listening to the BBC, they would have mentioned it

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 08:57 AM

8 hrs ago

malaise

(292,402 posts)

14. Bwaaaaaah

Reply to irisblue (Reply #12)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 09:00 AM

8 hrs ago

You win the thread today
Happy New Year😀

irisblue

(36,706 posts)

16. May you and yours be well and safe malaise

Reply to malaise (Reply #14)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 09:07 AM

8 hrs ago

WestMichRad

(2,896 posts)

13. Another year of disappointment in the obituaries

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 09:00 AM

8 hrs ago

Better luck next year, although I’d gladly settle for tomorrow.

SheltieLover

(76,346 posts)

27. Or today!

Reply to WestMichRad (Reply #13)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 09:56 AM

7 hrs ago

Plenty of time for the fortunate event today, too!

Blumancru

(195 posts)

15. Orders drone strike on Venezuela oil field.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Dec 30, 2025, 09:02 AM

8 hrs ago

Drones have been programmed to home in on large quantities of oil. However, one drone has faulty programming and instead homes in on a chemically similar substance, adipose tissue. As the largest amount of that anywhere is Chomolini’s ample posterior, the drone heads straight for the golf course and detonates.
Not a trace of him is recovered except a smoking Depends and 3” shoe lifts.
Mailorderia, after a 48 hour mourning period, finds a new head of state and becomes his concubine.