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Orrex

(66,691 posts)
Sat Jan 3, 2026, 07:14 AM Jan 3

Is he dead yet?

Fell to his death in a tacky marble quarry?

Fatally stabbed himself while playing armed forces cosplay?

Shot by a US service member who remembered their oath?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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niyad

(129,663 posts)
2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Sat Jan 3, 2026, 07:27 AM
Jan 3

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SocialDemocrat61

(6,872 posts)
3. Was in the situation room watching the attack on Venezuela
Sat Jan 3, 2026, 07:32 AM
Jan 3

and ordered troops to arrest the corrupt president. When they tried to cuff him, he resisted and they shot him.

mahina

(20,436 posts)
4. Crushed by the irony of invading for corruption?
Sat Jan 3, 2026, 08:04 AM
Jan 3

Swallowed whole by our national shame incarnate?

jfz9580m

(16,584 posts)
14. Unfortunately no
Sat Jan 3, 2026, 10:51 AM
Jan 3

And this is the worst possible time for an overgrown toddler to be president.

An adult is sorely needed. Otoh, if he did die it would be that other toddler Vance.

This lawyer Aziz Huq said a year ago that the courts are the last line of resistance against his excesses. I hope that is still true.

hlthe2b

(112,842 posts)
15. Venezuelan (Llanos region) animals on the way to address this illegal act of war...
Sat Jan 3, 2026, 11:47 AM
Jan 3

"Don't sleep too comfortably, orange blob... We are pissed!"











and a bit slower, but equally determined:




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GopherGal

(2,797 posts)
18. Stole Maria Corina Machado's Nobel Peace Prize Medal
Sat Jan 3, 2026, 04:51 PM
Jan 3

Got all excited because it was gold!

Then had a conniption fit when he noticed the inscription "pro pace et fraternitate gentiums" was not in English and the portrait shown on the front was not his own. Amidst a string of howled insults about the "un-American" Nobel committee, the diapered despot suffered an aneurysm and continued on to meet his maker.

Pundits are already debating if next year's committee is allowed to award the Peace Prize to this year's Nobel Committee for their role in ridding the world of this influence.

yellow dahlia

(4,618 posts)
19. He was falling asleep standing up a the presser today. I imagined - boom...
Sat Jan 3, 2026, 09:27 PM
Jan 3

him landing hard. I invoked your name...hoping we would have to call you.

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