Workers dropped a slab of Italian marble on his bald head. ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/10143591562 )

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

and ordered troops to arrest the corrupt president. When they tried to cuff him, he resisted and they shot him.

Swallowed whole by our national shame incarnate?

I heard Stephen Miller crawled up his ass and is using his body as a disguise.

Even for Miller that’s gross!!!

Dies of laughter

You made me laugh😀

Will be impeached

"Don't sleep too comfortably, orange blob... We are pissed!"











and a bit slower, but equally determined:




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Got all excited because it was gold!

Then had a conniption fit when he noticed the inscription "pro pace et fraternitate gentiums" was not in English and the portrait shown on the front was not his own. Amidst a string of howled insults about the "un-American" Nobel committee, the diapered despot suffered an aneurysm and continued on to meet his maker.

Pundits are already debating if next year's committee is allowed to award the Peace Prize to this year's Nobel Committee for their role in ridding the world of this influence.

him landing hard. I invoked your name...hoping we would have to call you.