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Orrex

(67,324 posts) Mon Jan 5, 2026, 10:43 AM Jan 2026

Is he dead yet?

Tormented to death by images of foreign leaders mocking his pathetic "dancing?"

Stroked out from stress of illegally conquering a foreign nation?

Coronary from stress of destroying his own nation?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Jan 2026 OP

The evil monster deserves not an instantaneous death but the worst most feared disease known to science dalton99a Jan 2026 #1

No but malaise Jan 2026 #2

Reminds me of an old joke. surfered Jan 2026 #7

Bwwwaaah! malaise Jan 2026 #8

Mrs. Betty Bowers made his travel arrangements to hell? SheltieLover Jan 2026 #3

Ate potatoes fried in Venezuelan Crude. no_hypocrisy Jan 2026 #4

No. Celerity Jan 2026 #5

No but Coldwater Jan 2026 #6

Stroked out when a reporter asked, "How did our oil get under their land?" surfered Jan 2026 #9

Follow-up question: Did they steal your hair, too? SheltieLover Jan 2026 #10

🤣 surfered Jan 2026 #15

Another follow-up to that one: does your inability to resist covering up crimes account for your yak fuzz rug & piss wig SheltieLover Jan 2026 #16

"Just received the news by phone that 'No, Not Today...' " hlthe2b Jan 2026 #11

ROFL malaise Jan 2026 #12

What a little cutie SheltieLover Jan 2026 #13

Venezuelan cook mistakenly hired by White House. Sneederbunk Jan 2026 #14

Not officially BUT, i'm 100% certain that bluestarone Jan 2026 #17

dalton99a

(95,063 posts)

1. The evil monster deserves not an instantaneous death but the worst most feared disease known to science

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 5, 2026, 10:45 AM

Jan 2026

malaise

(297,572 posts)

2. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 5, 2026, 10:46 AM

Jan 2026

Others too are hoping

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https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220910387

surfered

(14,063 posts)

7. Reminds me of an old joke.

Reply to malaise (Reply #2)

Mon Jan 5, 2026, 11:26 AM

Jan 2026

A doctor phones and tells his patient, “Your tests came back and I have good news and bad news.”

The patient: “What’s the good news?”

Doctor: “You have 24 hours to live.”

Patient: “Jeez! What’s the bad news?”

Doctor: “ We were supposed to call you yesterday.”