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Orrex

(67,318 posts)
Tue Jan 6, 2026, 07:56 AM Jan 2026

Is he dead yet?

Ripped apart by Danish sled dogs?

Taken out by the liberating NATO army?

Dismembered and found in every room of the Waldorf Astoria after attacking Hilton?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Jan 2026 OP
No. Celerity Jan 2026 #1
Drowned by a rapidly melting iceberg in Greenland? SheltieLover Jan 2026 #2
Please make it so. WestMichRad Jan 2026 #3
... Harker Jan 2026 #4
Trump's death in office would not be good Pototan Jan 2026 #5
Trump's fucking nuts Orrex Jan 2026 #7
I guess you read my other OP Pototan Jan 2026 #10
We've heard that lie for ten years, and I'm sick of it Orrex Jan 2026 #13
Well, there was 2018 and 2020 Pototan Jan 2026 #16
I LOVE your morning posts! I'll make you this promise, WHEN HE DIES, I'm throwing a PARTY & you're & all DU are Invited The_REAL_Ecumenist Jan 2026 #18
No but malaise Jan 2026 #6
auto-erotic asphyxiation while dreaming about Jan 6th? LymphocyteLover Jan 2026 #8
Throttled by Big Bird after the Corporation for Public Broadcasting is dissolved. surfered Jan 2026 #9
Get him, Big Bird! SheltieLover Jan 2026 #22
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jan 2026 #11
🙏🍾🙏🍾🙏🍾🙏🍾🙏🍾🙏🍾soon, as he appears to becoming even more demented surfered Jan 2026 #15
Gawd, it has to be soon, doesn't it? SheltieLover Jan 2026 #21
Soon... SheltieLover Jan 2026 #20
How the DNC does not get victory fever Gum Logger Jan 2026 #12
In a way, he is dead. Aussie105 Jan 2026 #14
He should be!!! bdamomma Jan 2026 #17
"I'm descended from Danish Sled Dogs, so beware orange one.." hlthe2b Jan 2026 #19
Not yet because Gordcanuck Jan 2026 #23

SheltieLover

(81,472 posts)
2. Drowned by a rapidly melting iceberg in Greenland?
Tue Jan 6, 2026, 08:14 AM
Jan 2026

Eviscerated by US vets unhappy with whiskey pete's treatment of Sen. Kelly?

Fast food worker slipped some e-coli into those hamberders?

Hope springs eternal...

Pototan

(3,199 posts)
5. Trump's death in office would not be good
Tue Jan 6, 2026, 09:15 AM
Jan 2026

If he died before the mid-terms, we would lose the person who voters now despise. Most people (not Trump followers, but decent people) do not like to speak ill of the dead.

If Trump died in office, it's not like Harris becomes President, but it would elevate J.D. Vance. That's not a good thing.

I'd rather beat Trump's Republican Party like a drum in 2026 and 2028 and then if he dies a miserable, painful natural death I wouldn't shed a tear.

Pototan

(3,199 posts)
10. I guess you read my other OP
Tue Jan 6, 2026, 09:45 AM
Jan 2026

Trump is nuts and that helps the Democrats win the House and maybe even the Senate in 2026.

Running against the policies of a nut is better than running against someone who's deceased and replace by someone who appears sane.

Orrex

(67,318 posts)
13. We've heard that lie for ten years, and I'm sick of it
Tue Jan 6, 2026, 10:38 AM
Jan 2026

With every ghastly misdeed, we’ve been told that this is the thing that will finally do him in, taking the GOP with him. Meanwhile he amasses more wealth and power and wreaks more and more lasting destruction. But make no mistake: THIS time we’ve got him right where we want him. Sure.

Incremental gains don’t help us if we retain only an impotent minority unwilling to act.

We’re past that point. It’s too late to hope that we’ll get him next time, because we’ve seen again and again that it doesn’t happen.

The best time for him to die is 78 years ago. The second best time is right now.

Pototan

(3,199 posts)
16. Well, there was 2018 and 2020
Tue Jan 6, 2026, 10:59 AM
Jan 2026

and Trump being nuts did help Democrats.

I'm hoping 2026 and 2028 replicate those years.

The_REAL_Ecumenist

(964 posts)
18. I LOVE your morning posts! I'll make you this promise, WHEN HE DIES, I'm throwing a PARTY & you're & all DU are Invited
Tue Jan 6, 2026, 11:20 AM
Jan 2026

I LOVE to cook and am quite good in many different cuisines. social type but I'm inviting EVERYBODY...decent people, that is. I'm here in NorCal and though it'S been quite wet, there's NO snow where I am, though, you can get on I80 and be in LOTSA snow in less than 45 miles. Continue to give me something to chuckle about, Orrex. You are DEFINITELY appreciated.

niyad

(133,614 posts)
11. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Tue Jan 6, 2026, 10:04 AM
Jan 2026

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(14,010 posts)
15. 🙏🍾🙏🍾🙏🍾🙏🍾🙏🍾🙏🍾soon, as he appears to becoming even more demented
Tue Jan 6, 2026, 10:53 AM
Jan 2026

SheltieLover

(81,472 posts)
21. Gawd, it has to be soon, doesn't it?
Tue Jan 6, 2026, 12:17 PM
Jan 2026

Cripes, he looks lije a corpse walking barely shuffling along, running his magat upper anus..



Aussie105

(8,116 posts)
14. In a way, he is dead.
Tue Jan 6, 2026, 10:45 AM
Jan 2026

The brain died years ago, but the body twitches on.

What Demonic Power put him in the Oval Office?
Twice?

Any sane country would have taken him to a Home for the Mentally Confused years ago and given him paper and paints to do some very messy finger painting.
Instead, he is where he is - still doing messy finger paintings, of sorts.

I see a future where Trump stops twitching and the Republican party disintegrates like any good cult that loses its leader.

Then the Dems can spend the next 8 years repairing the damage.

Business as usual after the funeral in other words, just history repeating itself.



hlthe2b

(114,403 posts)
19. "I'm descended from Danish Sled Dogs, so beware orange one.."
Tue Jan 6, 2026, 12:13 PM
Jan 2026

"AND I woke up with a plan--contemplating..."

Gordcanuck

(195 posts)
23. Not yet because
Tue Jan 6, 2026, 12:36 PM
Jan 2026

he has found the key to never releasing all(?) the DOJ-held Epstein files - just keep finding more to parse through and redact.
Incidentally the counsel for Epstein’s victims has copies of all files originally found in NY after the perp’s death. Now who’s got the hot potato?

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