'HELL NO!' option?

why would anyone watch that?

PAY to watch it?

Porn star, hooker, gold digger.

Might be quite interesting.

You will need to wait for the prequel.

And who paid for her genius visa, and lying on that visa, being an illegal alien.
Her affairs while married to Trump.

Trump will be long gone and she will be desperate for cash. Maybe then she can tell us the real story, at least about him and her shitty step kids.

Most likely trillionaires.
They have stolen a great deal of US and global assets.

Besides people like Melania lie all the way until the end.

and any other untreatable disease that's really uncomfortable.
How about ulcerative colitis. Nothing that affects the brain as I want them to be aware of their suffering.
How about an untreatable yeast infections for all the Trump females ..also lymphedema.
For the guys, permanent and severe ED and jock itch.

Nothing that their trillions can fix.
I could go on forever. I think that ALS is the cruelest disease.
I am feeling very guilty for all my dark thoughts .....

either through marital intercourse or at birth. I have seen it frequently on the Internet, and I believe it is true.

But it would be interesting nonetheless.

A sequel called “Melania: Unredacted” has some potential.

A lot of stories right there.

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Ken Burns.

Hooker and Russian agent from Russian affiliated country.
Gets into the US illegally, lies to get an Einstein visa.
Joins the Epstein drug/sex ring.
Gold digs her way to the White House.
Where ironically husband goes after people just like her.
Anchor baby mamas and illegal aliens.

Can't make this stuff up.

I always wondered, is "Melania" her legal name or is that her stage name?

I am sorry but you are going to have to watch the movie to get her porn name.
I mean stage name sorry.

I bet it is a doozy.

Too much, really.

So unless the rent-a-FLOTUS is coming clean about her deep involvement with Jeffery Epstein. It’s a hard pass.

Opening weekend will be box office boffo not!

In some ways I’m sure it will be difficult to avoid being exposed to it, but no . . I won’t watch any of it on purpose.

But my final answer is? Lol.

Bone Marrow Biopsy. Oh, wait, I am. It will be less painful to watch. Plus, I like the bartender.

When a play or a movie sucks, I get loaded and laugh my ass off.

You misspelled “Epstein visa.”

Getting pretty hard to reach those toe nails these days, though.

With Ms. Piggy’s. Which is an apt description of her.

I predict that movie will bomb and become streaming on Amazon by the end of February and will also produce low ratings.

Sorry for the X link

https://t.co/ZXO0pCOZYf

I will not watch this shitshow

NM

... no, but there are some hilarious "reviews" on Facebook. Type in... Melania the Reviews Are In.

I've already watched every episode of "The Duece" on HBO, why would I watch a remake?

Recommended.

I wish there was another option: "bursts out in laughter."

Is a monumental flop

They mercilessly spoof bad horror and science fiction films. I'm sure Melania qualifies

or I may wait for the musical. . The F**k Christmas song should be a blast.

NOPE