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struggle4progress

(126,683 posts)
Sun Jan 11, 2026, 05:32 PM Jan 2026

It's OK for me to shoot somebody in the face three times if


5 votes, 1 pass | Time left: Unlimited
My car is stuck in the snow
0 (0%)
They just dropped their kid off at school
0 (0%)
I confuse the cell phone camera in my left hand with the gun in my right hand
0 (0%)
They might have honked recently
1 (20%)
I am afraid of the dog in their car
0 (0%)
One of my coworkers calls them a "fucking bitch"
0 (0%)
The President promises to provide the alibi that I've been run over and am in the hospital
2 (40%)
I think they ask too many questions
0 (0%)
They're either wearing a mask or maybe not wearing a mask
0 (0%)
You're asking too many questions
2 (40%)
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It's OK for me to shoot somebody in the face three times if (Original Post) struggle4progress Jan 2026 OP
Don't like this poll. mr715 Jan 2026 #1
How about they wear the wrong shade of orange tint & lie more times in a day than I take breaths? hlthe2b Jan 2026 #2
The murderer would choose "If my manhood is questioned by a woman." n/t Rhiagel Jan 2026 #3
I would like to add " If you are a committed Christian Ars Longa Jan 2026 #4

hlthe2b

(114,716 posts)
2. How about they wear the wrong shade of orange tint & lie more times in a day than I take breaths?
Sun Jan 11, 2026, 05:36 PM
Jan 2026


'Just asking for a trivia question, Agent Mike. No one like that immediately comes to mind...

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