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struggle4progress

(125,389 posts)
Sun Jan 11, 2026, 04:32 PM 3 hrs ago

It's OK for me to shoot somebody in the face three times if


7 votes, 1 pass | Time left: Unlimited
My car is stuck in the snow
0 (0%)
They just dropped their kid off at school
0 (0%)
I confuse the cell phone camera in my left hand with the gun in my right hand
0 (0%)
They might have honked recently
1 (14%)
I am afraid of the dog in their car
0 (0%)
One of my coworkers calls them a "fucking bitch"
0 (0%)
The President promises to provide the alibi that I've been run over and am in the hospital
5 (71%)
I think they ask too many questions
0 (0%)
They're either wearing a mask or maybe not wearing a mask
0 (0%)
You're asking too many questions
1 (14%)
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It's OK for me to shoot somebody in the face three times if (Original Post) struggle4progress 3 hrs ago OP
Don't like this poll. mr715 3 hrs ago #1
How about they wear the wrong shade of orange tint & lie more times in a day than I take breaths? hlthe2b 3 hrs ago #2
The murderer would choose "If my manhood is questioned by a woman." n/t Rhiagel 26 min ago #3

hlthe2b

(112,842 posts)
2. How about they wear the wrong shade of orange tint & lie more times in a day than I take breaths?
Sun Jan 11, 2026, 04:36 PM
3 hrs ago


'Just asking for a trivia question, Agent Mike. No one like that immediately comes to mind...
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