Put me down for two cheese Danish and a no cost knee replacement.

.,, in Danish?

Does this mean I can get a Danish passport! Pls pls pls ...

“Denmark is a developed country with an advanced high-income economy, high standard of living, and robust social welfare policies.”

but given the fluidity of national identities in those days I'm not going to quibble. I'd love being annexed by Scandinavia.

I’m a swede, so close enough

n/t

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I figured they would annex the U.S. or at least Florida, Mag-a-Loco and some golf courses and advertising towers.

Incidentally, the Flabby Old Piggy (FOP) has said he wants more Nordic (i.e. white) people in the U.S. Somebody better tell him that Minnesota has the largest portion of Nordic people of all the states according to Wikipedia. And most of the top ten are blue states. I suspect there's a reason for that.

- Matsuo Bashō

Sounds good!

Canada, Mexico, and All the Blue Cities and States. 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

... we would overwhelm them with our rat fucked MAGAs... why would they want that?

Oof dah

The No Kings protests.

The Antipodes!

Would you care for a glass of Akvavit?

from Maine to Mar A Waffle House.

If they include the red states, their national average IQ level will drop below the borderline range.

This blue state/red state shit has got to stop. There are plenty of us fighting in red states who can’t move for various reasons. Please stop suggesting that we just get left behind in what is already hell for us.

The world would be so much better off!

how to use a drinking straw would confuse MAGAts.

a bottle of Elephant!

That’s hilarious!

So, hell yes!

I mean... At once, My Queen!

but the downside is that we would all have to learn to speak Danish... and I suck at learning foreign languages.

I'll take a cherry-almond, thanks!

I concur. Please come in, things would get better.

"Hygge" is Denmark's national obsession; just as America's is "Liberty"

Hygge (pronounced "hoo-gah&quot is a Danish and Norwegian concept centered on coziness, contentment, and well-being, finding joy in simple pleasures, togetherness, and creating a warm, intimate atmosphere through elements like candlelight, comfort food, soft textiles, and good company, embodying a state of happy, relaxed contentment. It's about savoring everyday moments, slowing down, and fostering connection with loved ones, making it a core part of Danish culture.

Where did that one come from?

Du taler ikke dansk, det er jeg sikker på!

No, I don't speak Danish but I read a lot of sub-titles. I don't speak Finnish either but I know the word, "Sisu".

and their descendants also have claims and feelings. Europeans post Columbus would not have lasted long without Native help. But see how often they are mentioned in this thread; it will give you a sense of our grasp of history and reality.

North America was no ones to claim, from the Indigenous Native Americans.........

Sad, that the Native Americans didn't have a BORDER PATROL, and instead the immigrants committed genocide on the entire nation of them, , to the tune of 30-60 million Killed..........(Hitler killed 6 million)

I am 2 percent Danish so I'd welcome that.

and the EU! 2 for 1