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Orrex

(66,693 posts) Mon Jan 12, 2026, 08:28 AM 4 hrs ago

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Is he dead yet?

Stroked out in rage over Ken Jennings' rejection of him?

Stroked out in dementia that he can't remember who Ken Jennings is?

Fell into the gorilla enclosure at the Washington, DC zoo and died when the gorillas threw him out again?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 4 hrs ago OP

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 4 hrs ago #1

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂someday surfered 4 hrs ago #3

There should be a World Day of Prayer - for Satan to take him back to hell dalton99a 4 hrs ago #2

Satan is afraid Trump would take his job surfered 3 hrs ago #7

+1 dalton99a 3 hrs ago #8

Nah, Satan's chief-of-staff, Richard Milhous Nixon, would prevent that from happening. generalbetrayus 1 hr ago #17

Pummeled by a mob of 24 million people for threatening to veto the extension of their ACA subsidies surfered 4 hrs ago #4

Sadly, not yet, but plenty of time left today... SheltieLover 4 hrs ago #5

No but malaise 4 hrs ago #6

Leapin Water Buffaloes! hlthe2b 3 hrs ago #9

No, but don't stop asking. milestogo 3 hrs ago #10

Someone laced his orange skin paint with dimethylmercury... MiHale 2 hrs ago #11

Melaaaaniaaah Lecter chews his face off. twodogsbarking 2 hrs ago #12

greetings from the night shift. AllaN01Bear 2 hrs ago #13

Greetings, night shift. niyad 2 hrs ago #14

"" AllaN01Bear 2 hrs ago #15

Crushed by the giant asteroid that missed the Earth by 70,000 miles in a rerun of The West Wing I saw recently, generalbetrayus 1 hr ago #16

He deserves torture tonekat 1 hr ago #18

"Shorter of breath and one day closer to death" Dulcinea 1 hr ago #19

Neriuppungami. Harker 1 hr ago #20

Can't happen soon enough. LetMyPeopleVote 21 min ago #21

niyad

(129,695 posts)

1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 08:30 AM

4 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(11,637 posts)

3. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂someday

Reply to niyad (Reply #1)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 08:32 AM

4 hrs ago

dalton99a

(92,204 posts)

2. There should be a World Day of Prayer - for Satan to take him back to hell

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 08:32 AM

4 hrs ago

surfered

(11,637 posts)

7. Satan is afraid Trump would take his job

Reply to dalton99a (Reply #2)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 08:45 AM

3 hrs ago

dalton99a

(92,204 posts)

8. +1

Reply to surfered (Reply #7)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 08:46 AM

3 hrs ago

generalbetrayus

(1,508 posts)

17. Nah, Satan's chief-of-staff, Richard Milhous Nixon, would prevent that from happening.

Reply to surfered (Reply #7)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 11:00 AM

1 hr ago

surfered

(11,637 posts)

4. Pummeled by a mob of 24 million people for threatening to veto the extension of their ACA subsidies

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 08:37 AM

4 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(76,925 posts)

5. Sadly, not yet, but plenty of time left today...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 08:41 AM

4 hrs ago

malaise

(292,950 posts)

6. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 08:42 AM

4 hrs ago

all those Be Good memes may be the last straw.
How do you label Be Good pins as weapons of leftist terrorists?

hlthe2b

(112,857 posts)

9. Leapin Water Buffaloes!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 09:31 AM

3 hrs ago

"Enough already! Step aside!"

milestogo

(22,619 posts)

10. No, but don't stop asking.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 09:32 AM

3 hrs ago

I think it will happen soon.

MiHale

(12,641 posts)

11. Someone laced his orange skin paint with dimethylmercury...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 09:46 AM

2 hrs ago

Buh, bye!

twodogsbarking

(17,593 posts)

12. Melaaaaniaaah Lecter chews his face off.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 09:47 AM

2 hrs ago

Crushed by a giant golden globe.

AllaN01Bear

(28,620 posts)

13. greetings from the night shift.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 10:00 AM

2 hrs ago

dang nabbit jim kirk.(in the voice of dr. macoy) not a chance .hem.

niyad

(129,695 posts)

14. Greetings, night shift.

Reply to AllaN01Bear (Reply #13)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 10:28 AM

2 hrs ago

AllaN01Bear

(28,620 posts)

15. ""

Reply to niyad (Reply #14)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 10:33 AM

2 hrs ago

generalbetrayus

(1,508 posts)

16. Crushed by the giant asteroid that missed the Earth by 70,000 miles in a rerun of The West Wing I saw recently,

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 10:57 AM

1 hr ago

only in real life it collided with Air Force One in flight.

tonekat

(2,457 posts)

18. He deserves torture

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 11:01 AM

1 hr ago

He's that bad of a person. I want him to suffer.

Dulcinea

(9,688 posts)

19. "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 11:09 AM

1 hr ago

--Pink Floyd, "Time"

Harker

(17,445 posts)

20. Neriuppungami.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 11:16 AM

1 hr ago

LetMyPeopleVote

(175,110 posts)

21. Can't happen soon enough.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 12:22 PM

21 min ago

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