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Orrex

(67,311 posts) Mon Jan 12, 2026, 09:28 AM Jan 2026

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Is he dead yet?

Stroked out in rage over Ken Jennings' rejection of him?

Stroked out in dementia that he can't remember who Ken Jennings is?

Fell into the gorilla enclosure at the Washington, DC zoo and died when the gorillas threw him out again?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Jan 2026 OP

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jan 2026 #1

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂someday surfered Jan 2026 #3

There should be a World Day of Prayer - for Satan to take him back to hell dalton99a Jan 2026 #2

Satan is afraid Trump would take his job surfered Jan 2026 #7

+1 dalton99a Jan 2026 #8

Nah, Satan's chief-of-staff, Richard Milhous Nixon, would prevent that from happening. generalbetrayus Jan 2026 #17

Pummeled by a mob of 24 million people for threatening to veto the extension of their ACA subsidies surfered Jan 2026 #4

Sadly, not yet, but plenty of time left today... SheltieLover Jan 2026 #5

Still a whole afternoon! electric_blue68 Jan 2026 #22

11 hrs left SheltieLover Jan 2026 #23

No but malaise Jan 2026 #6

Leapin Water Buffaloes! hlthe2b Jan 2026 #9

No, but don't stop asking. milestogo Jan 2026 #10

Someone laced his orange skin paint with dimethylmercury... MiHale Jan 2026 #11

Melaaaaniaaah Lecter chews his face off. twodogsbarking Jan 2026 #12

greetings from the night shift. AllaN01Bear Jan 2026 #13

Greetings, night shift. niyad Jan 2026 #14

"" AllaN01Bear Jan 2026 #15

Crushed by the giant asteroid that missed the Earth by 70,000 miles in a rerun of The West Wing I saw recently, generalbetrayus Jan 2026 #16

He deserves torture tonekat Jan 2026 #18

"Shorter of breath and one day closer to death" Dulcinea Jan 2026 #19

Neriuppungami. Harker Jan 2026 #20

Can't happen soon enough. LetMyPeopleVote Jan 2026 #21

niyad

(133,568 posts)

1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 09:30 AM

Jan 2026

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(13,985 posts)

3. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂someday

Reply to niyad (Reply #1)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 09:32 AM

Jan 2026

dalton99a

(94,980 posts)

2. There should be a World Day of Prayer - for Satan to take him back to hell

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 09:32 AM

Jan 2026

surfered

(13,985 posts)

7. Satan is afraid Trump would take his job

Reply to dalton99a (Reply #2)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 09:45 AM

Jan 2026

dalton99a

(94,980 posts)

8. +1

Reply to surfered (Reply #7)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 09:46 AM

Jan 2026

generalbetrayus

(1,948 posts)

17. Nah, Satan's chief-of-staff, Richard Milhous Nixon, would prevent that from happening.

Reply to surfered (Reply #7)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 12:00 PM

Jan 2026

surfered

(13,985 posts)

4. Pummeled by a mob of 24 million people for threatening to veto the extension of their ACA subsidies

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 09:37 AM

Jan 2026

SheltieLover

(81,439 posts)

5. Sadly, not yet, but plenty of time left today...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 09:41 AM

Jan 2026

electric_blue68

(27,125 posts)

22. Still a whole afternoon!

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #5)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 02:21 PM

Jan 2026

SheltieLover

(81,439 posts)

23. 11 hrs left

Reply to electric_blue68 (Reply #22)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 02:55 PM

Jan 2026

malaise

(297,397 posts)

6. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 09:42 AM

Jan 2026

all those Be Good memes may be the last straw.
How do you label Be Good pins as weapons of leftist terrorists?

hlthe2b

(114,389 posts)

9. Leapin Water Buffaloes!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 10:31 AM

Jan 2026

"Enough already! Step aside!"

milestogo

(23,169 posts)

10. No, but don't stop asking.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 10:32 AM

Jan 2026

I think it will happen soon.

MiHale

(13,120 posts)

11. Someone laced his orange skin paint with dimethylmercury...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 10:46 AM

Jan 2026

Buh, bye!

twodogsbarking

(19,170 posts)

12. Melaaaaniaaah Lecter chews his face off.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 10:47 AM

Jan 2026

Crushed by a giant golden globe.

AllaN01Bear

(29,744 posts)

13. greetings from the night shift.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 11:00 AM

Jan 2026

dang nabbit jim kirk.(in the voice of dr. macoy) not a chance .hem.

niyad

(133,568 posts)

14. Greetings, night shift.

Reply to AllaN01Bear (Reply #13)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 11:28 AM

Jan 2026

AllaN01Bear

(29,744 posts)

15. ""

Reply to niyad (Reply #14)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 11:33 AM

Jan 2026

generalbetrayus

(1,948 posts)

16. Crushed by the giant asteroid that missed the Earth by 70,000 miles in a rerun of The West Wing I saw recently,

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 11:57 AM

Jan 2026

only in real life it collided with Air Force One in flight.

tonekat

(2,558 posts)

18. He deserves torture

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 12:01 PM

Jan 2026

He's that bad of a person. I want him to suffer.

Dulcinea

(10,241 posts)

19. "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 12:09 PM

Jan 2026

--Pink Floyd, "Time"

Harker

(18,025 posts)

20. Neriuppungami.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 12:16 PM

Jan 2026

LetMyPeopleVote

(181,245 posts)

21. Can't happen soon enough.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 01:22 PM

Jan 2026

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