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Orrex

(66,794 posts) Mon Jan 12, 2026, 08:28 AM Jan 12

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Is he dead yet?

Stroked out in rage over Ken Jennings' rejection of him?

Stroked out in dementia that he can't remember who Ken Jennings is?

Fell into the gorilla enclosure at the Washington, DC zoo and died when the gorillas threw him out again?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Jan 12 OP

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jan 12 #1

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂someday surfered Jan 12 #3

There should be a World Day of Prayer - for Satan to take him back to hell dalton99a Jan 12 #2

Satan is afraid Trump would take his job surfered Jan 12 #7

+1 dalton99a Jan 12 #8

Nah, Satan's chief-of-staff, Richard Milhous Nixon, would prevent that from happening. generalbetrayus Jan 12 #17

Pummeled by a mob of 24 million people for threatening to veto the extension of their ACA subsidies surfered Jan 12 #4

Sadly, not yet, but plenty of time left today... SheltieLover Jan 12 #5

Still a whole afternoon! electric_blue68 Jan 12 #22

11 hrs left SheltieLover Jan 12 #23

No but malaise Jan 12 #6

Leapin Water Buffaloes! hlthe2b Jan 12 #9

No, but don't stop asking. milestogo Jan 12 #10

Someone laced his orange skin paint with dimethylmercury... MiHale Jan 12 #11

Melaaaaniaaah Lecter chews his face off. twodogsbarking Jan 12 #12

greetings from the night shift. AllaN01Bear Jan 12 #13

Greetings, night shift. niyad Jan 12 #14

"" AllaN01Bear Jan 12 #15

Crushed by the giant asteroid that missed the Earth by 70,000 miles in a rerun of The West Wing I saw recently, generalbetrayus Jan 12 #16

He deserves torture tonekat Jan 12 #18

"Shorter of breath and one day closer to death" Dulcinea Jan 12 #19

Neriuppungami. Harker Jan 12 #20

Can't happen soon enough. LetMyPeopleVote Jan 12 #21

niyad

(130,360 posts)

1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 08:30 AM

Jan 12

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(12,262 posts)

3. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂someday

Reply to niyad (Reply #1)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 08:32 AM

Jan 12

dalton99a

(92,777 posts)

2. There should be a World Day of Prayer - for Satan to take him back to hell

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 08:32 AM

Jan 12

surfered

(12,262 posts)

7. Satan is afraid Trump would take his job

Reply to dalton99a (Reply #2)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 08:45 AM

Jan 12

dalton99a

(92,777 posts)

8. +1

Reply to surfered (Reply #7)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 08:46 AM

Jan 12

generalbetrayus

(1,585 posts)

17. Nah, Satan's chief-of-staff, Richard Milhous Nixon, would prevent that from happening.

Reply to surfered (Reply #7)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 11:00 AM

Jan 12

surfered

(12,262 posts)

4. Pummeled by a mob of 24 million people for threatening to veto the extension of their ACA subsidies

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 08:37 AM

Jan 12

SheltieLover

(78,095 posts)

5. Sadly, not yet, but plenty of time left today...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 08:41 AM

Jan 12

electric_blue68

(26,360 posts)

22. Still a whole afternoon!

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #5)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 01:21 PM

Jan 12

SheltieLover

(78,095 posts)

23. 11 hrs left

Reply to electric_blue68 (Reply #22)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 01:55 PM

Jan 12

malaise

(294,008 posts)

6. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 08:42 AM

Jan 12

all those Be Good memes may be the last straw.
How do you label Be Good pins as weapons of leftist terrorists?

hlthe2b

(113,151 posts)

9. Leapin Water Buffaloes!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 09:31 AM

Jan 12

"Enough already! Step aside!"

milestogo

(22,784 posts)

10. No, but don't stop asking.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 09:32 AM

Jan 12

I think it will happen soon.

MiHale

(12,740 posts)

11. Someone laced his orange skin paint with dimethylmercury...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 09:46 AM

Jan 12

Buh, bye!

twodogsbarking

(17,878 posts)

12. Melaaaaniaaah Lecter chews his face off.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 09:47 AM

Jan 12

Crushed by a giant golden globe.

AllaN01Bear

(28,833 posts)

13. greetings from the night shift.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 10:00 AM

Jan 12

dang nabbit jim kirk.(in the voice of dr. macoy) not a chance .hem.

niyad

(130,360 posts)

14. Greetings, night shift.

Reply to AllaN01Bear (Reply #13)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 10:28 AM

Jan 12

AllaN01Bear

(28,833 posts)

15. ""

Reply to niyad (Reply #14)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 10:33 AM

Jan 12

generalbetrayus

(1,585 posts)

16. Crushed by the giant asteroid that missed the Earth by 70,000 miles in a rerun of The West Wing I saw recently,

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 10:57 AM

Jan 12

only in real life it collided with Air Force One in flight.

tonekat

(2,477 posts)

18. He deserves torture

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 11:01 AM

Jan 12

He's that bad of a person. I want him to suffer.

Dulcinea

(9,842 posts)

19. "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 11:09 AM

Jan 12

--Pink Floyd, "Time"

Harker

(17,541 posts)

20. Neriuppungami.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 11:16 AM

Jan 12

LetMyPeopleVote

(176,441 posts)

21. Can't happen soon enough.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 12, 2026, 12:22 PM

Jan 12

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