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IA8IT

(6,405 posts) Sun Jan 18, 2026, 10:41 AM Jan 18

When Melania movie opens will Jeff Bezos Employees....

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When Melania movie opens will Jeff Bezos Employees.... (Original Post) IA8IT Jan 18 OP

Everyone WILL enjoy this movie lapfog_1 Jan 18 #1

;-{) Goonch Jan 18 #2

They will sit in the theater and masturbate milestogo Jan 18 #3

"Mandatory viewing" Oneironaut Jan 18 #4

Screening at the Tump-Kennedy Center LessAspin Jan 18 #5

Saw the trailer during the playoff game Johonny Jan 18 #6

lapfog_1

(31,864 posts)

1. Everyone WILL enjoy this movie

Reply to IA8IT (Original post)

Sun Jan 18, 2026, 10:58 AM

Jan 18

Even if she personally has to go into the audience and jerk off every guy in the theater.

That's a lot of MJT

Goonch

(4,785 posts)

2. ;-{)

Reply to IA8IT (Original post)

Sun Jan 18, 2026, 10:59 AM

Jan 18

milestogo

(22,979 posts)

3. They will sit in the theater and masturbate

Reply to IA8IT (Original post)

Sun Jan 18, 2026, 11:09 AM

Jan 18

as long as they're getting paid.

Oneironaut

(6,281 posts)

4. "Mandatory viewing"

Reply to IA8IT (Original post)

Sun Jan 18, 2026, 11:19 AM

Jan 18

“AI will be set up and will know if you look away or stop smiling”

LessAspin

(1,944 posts)

5. Screening at the Tump-Kennedy Center

Reply to IA8IT (Original post)

Sun Jan 18, 2026, 11:31 AM

Jan 18

Waiting for my invitation to the Donald J Trump/John F Kennedy Center screening

MAGA are not rushing to buy 5 tickets to Melania. ðŸ¿ðŸ¤¡

The costly documentary gamble about Melania Trump was set to premier at The Kennedy Center, and select AMC Theaters in NYC & Palm Beach, FL. But ticket sales have been so dismal, the premier might be cancelled.
— NANCY OSHEA ðŸ‡ºðŸ‡¸ ðŸ‡ºðŸ‡¦ ðŸ‡¬ðŸ‡±ðŸŒˆðŸ‘©â€âš–ï¸ (@nancy-oshea.bsky.social) 2026-01-18T02:26:04.612Z

also, the film was directed by the disgraced Brett Ratner, accused of of sexual harassment or misconduct.

...there's a pattern here.

www.theguardian.com/film/2017/no...
— John Y (@john-y.bsky.social) 2026-01-17T13:56:54.061Z

Johonny

(26,045 posts)

6. Saw the trailer during the playoff game

Reply to IA8IT (Original post)

Sun Jan 18, 2026, 12:09 PM

Jan 18

Who greenlit that? No one is going to see this movie. The previews look like it is the dullest crap ever filmed.

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