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mahatmakanejeeves

(69,374 posts) Sun Feb 15, 2026, 08:33 AM Feb 15

What is Corey Lewandowski's job exactly?

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What is Corey Lewandowski's job exactly? (Original Post) mahatmakanejeeves Feb 15 OP

lol lapfog_1 Feb 15 #1

Yup -- official DIC...dick in-chief. Amazing how this less-than-attractive dude allegorical oracle Feb 15 #9

Doing to the US what he's doing to Noem. Ew...in both cases. jls4561 Feb 15 #2

A semi-sentient buttplug superpatriotman Feb 15 #3

Noem's Boy Toy MineralMan Feb 15 #4

Secretary Noel's Dildo bottomofthehill Feb 15 #5

Male escort? Norrrm Feb 15 #6

I'm gonna guess... purr-rat beauty Feb 15 #7

Blanket retriever. Swede Feb 15 #8

And garbage remover. milestogo Feb 15 #10

Technically, I believe it is personnel director Fiendish Thingy Feb 15 #11

Burn. area51 Feb 15 #12

Cock in the dock? Just waiting...like a spider.... allegorical oracle Feb 15 #13

Whore Blue Full Moon Feb 15 #14

lapfog_1

(31,869 posts)

1. lol

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Sun Feb 15, 2026, 08:41 AM

Feb 15

Under Secretary... or On Top of Secretary... Assistant for Secretary Services...

No matter the job title... he is a dick.

allegorical oracle

(6,424 posts)

9. Yup -- official DIC...dick in-chief. Amazing how this less-than-attractive dude

Reply to lapfog_1 (Reply #1)

Sun Feb 15, 2026, 11:06 AM

Feb 15

manages his swordsmanship. In the first term, he was dogging Hope Hicks. Given that he's married, it must be an "open" arrangement.

jls4561

(3,065 posts)

2. Doing to the US what he's doing to Noem. Ew...in both cases.

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Sun Feb 15, 2026, 08:43 AM

Feb 15

superpatriotman

(6,861 posts)

3. A semi-sentient buttplug

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Sun Feb 15, 2026, 09:02 AM

Feb 15

Who peaked in grade school

MineralMan

(151,116 posts)

4. Noem's Boy Toy

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Sun Feb 15, 2026, 09:04 AM

Feb 15

bottomofthehill

(9,375 posts)

5. Secretary Noel's Dildo

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Sun Feb 15, 2026, 09:13 AM

Feb 15

Instead of battery, she went MANual

Norrrm

(4,833 posts)

6. Male escort?

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Sun Feb 15, 2026, 10:06 AM

Feb 15

purr-rat beauty

(1,210 posts)

7. I'm gonna guess...

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Sun Feb 15, 2026, 10:15 AM

Feb 15

...fuckboy for KLAN

Swede

(39,224 posts)

8. Blanket retriever.

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Sun Feb 15, 2026, 10:27 AM

Feb 15

milestogo

(22,995 posts)

10. And garbage remover.

Reply to Swede (Reply #8)

Sun Feb 15, 2026, 11:08 AM

Feb 15

Fiendish Thingy

(22,960 posts)

11. Technically, I believe it is personnel director

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Sun Feb 15, 2026, 11:10 AM

Feb 15

He’s in charge of all hiring, as well as his other “duties”

area51

(12,652 posts)

12. Burn.

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Sun Feb 15, 2026, 02:29 PM

Feb 15

allegorical oracle

(6,424 posts)

13. Cock in the dock? Just waiting...like a spider....

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Sun Feb 15, 2026, 02:36 PM

Feb 15

Blue Full Moon

(3,402 posts)

14. Whore

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Sun Feb 15, 2026, 03:26 PM

Feb 15

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