in to the ballroom construction site and fell into a vat of concrete.

Chasing a 14 year old around his bedroom. Old Pedo can’t run like he used to.

Donald Trump was once again seen struggling to walk straight line while descending from Marine One,

Not that he ever could walk a straight line, but now it's manifested itself physically

Is this one of those messed up AI images where human body parts don't fit together properly? Because I only see one leg, and it's in a position that no actual human leg could achieve!

the DHS’s top spokesperson Tricia McLaughin Is about to depart

Do-do-do, dooroo-do-do
Do-dooroo-do-do, do-do
Do-do-do, dooroo-do-do
Do-dooroo-do-do, do-do

hoping against hope for good news, but alas..."

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

considering who we've lost in the past few months.

people were hired and they poisoned Kim's brother with a poison. He died right away.

I wonder if someone will decide to do that to tRump?

"The half-brother of Kim Jong-un was killed by a chemical attack in Malaysia on the orders of the North Korean government, the US has concluded."

"Kim Jong-nam died after a bizarre encounter at Kuala Lumpur airport in 2017, when two women smeared his face with VX nerve agent."

"The women, who say they believed they were carrying out a prank for a TV show, are on trial for murder."

I could never ask someone to touch his face.

maybe one of them will have a hand full of VX.

No? Maybe someone swaps that into his orange makeup tube. (I"m thinking once again that he must be applying it himself, as no makeup artist would do such a bad job.)