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Orrex

(66,913 posts)
Sat Feb 28, 2026, 06:54 AM 8 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Assassinated by Iranian agents in retaliation for his unprovoked war against them?

Assassinated by Venezuelan agents in retaliation for his unprovoked war against them?

Assassinated by Minnesotan agents in retaliation for his unprovoked war against them?


Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 8 hrs ago OP
Pummeled by angry Boy Scouts? SheltieLover 8 hrs ago #1
I'd rather it were him Marthe48 8 hrs ago #2
Just fucking assassinated by anyone for literally any reason at all. 2MuchNoise 8 hrs ago #3
He is begging for assassination Grim Chieftain 5 hrs ago #24
;-{).....2028 Goonch 7 hrs ago #4
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 7 hrs ago #5
I have a dream that he just dies soon! surfered 7 hrs ago #6
Rfn would be perfect SheltieLover 6 hrs ago #12
Soon... SheltieLover 6 hrs ago #11
Fell off his high horse and was trampled in the stampede. twodogsbarking 7 hrs ago #7
Exploding chicken nugget placed by Blumancru 7 hrs ago #8
If the Iranian snipers catch up to Barron Submariner 7 hrs ago #9
No but he and Netanyahu mountain grammy 7 hrs ago #10
What a week - he deposes Hillary Clinton & bombs Iran TBF 6 hrs ago #14
He and bibi just did. niyad 6 hrs ago #17
Wouldn't doubt bibs is in the trumpsteins Clouds Passing 5 hrs ago #22
Same here. ehud barak certainly is. niyad 5 hrs ago #23
Done in by a diaper laced with a anal necrotizing fungus... MiHale 6 hrs ago #13
ohhhhhhh, good one. niyad 6 hrs ago #16
He unmasks my dark side... MiHale 6 hrs ago #18
He has done that for many people. niyad 6 hrs ago #20
My hope, my wish, my prayer... surfered 6 hrs ago #15
... Harker 6 hrs ago #19
I hope every day to get the news of karma katching up with his death - but so far noooo. lark 6 hrs ago #21
"It is coming, you detestable orange blob... It is coming!" hlthe2b 4 hrs ago #25
When I wish for a superpower it's usually telekinesis. Ocelot II 4 hrs ago #26
If his head explodes we'll know who to thank. jls4561 4 hrs ago #28
The first thing I do every morning is to check the headlines Wicked Blue 4 hrs ago #27
Day can't come soon enough mvd 4 hrs ago #29
Planetary alignment provided directions to "illegal aliens" TexasTowelie 4 hrs ago #30
Someone told him mercuryblues 3 hrs ago #31
No but malaise 2 hrs ago #32

SheltieLover

(79,319 posts)
1. Pummeled by angry Boy Scouts?
Sat Feb 28, 2026, 07:19 AM
8 hrs ago

Stroked out watching President Clinton's post deposition interview? ( https://democraticunderground.com/100221054623 )

Threw a fatal tantrum over President Biden's SC speech, in which he accused tsf of having a "weird obsession with Barack Obama?) ( https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/joe-biden/biden-trump-favorability-combative-speech-south-carolina-rcna261085 )

Fatal heart attack over the fact that his minions set a precedent deposing President Clinton, one which will bite him in his diaper?

Marthe48

(22,979 posts)
2. I'd rather it were him
Sat Feb 28, 2026, 07:27 AM
8 hrs ago

Than 40 + Iranian school girls.

Or who knows how many victims in American cities

Or who knows how many victims on a boat

Or who knows how many victims of rape





niyad

(131,332 posts)
5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Sat Feb 28, 2026, 08:19 AM
7 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

Blumancru

(249 posts)
8. Exploding chicken nugget placed by
Sat Feb 28, 2026, 08:39 AM
7 hrs ago

unknown agent. The spouses of higher officials are suspected, as most are foreign born (American women won’t have anything to do with them).

At least thirty people claim credit, so the actual perp is never determined.

Submariner

(13,321 posts)
9. If the Iranian snipers catch up to Barron
Sat Feb 28, 2026, 08:41 AM
7 hrs ago

Melanoma will eliminate her ex-husband for us.

mountain grammy

(28,900 posts)
10. No but he and Netanyahu
Sat Feb 28, 2026, 08:45 AM
7 hrs ago

Just bombed Iran. His kill rate is going up. He’s determined to start WW3.

TBF

(36,264 posts)
14. What a week - he deposes Hillary Clinton & bombs Iran
Sat Feb 28, 2026, 09:12 AM
6 hrs ago

all to get attention off HIS role in the Epstein affairs.

Donald, we know what you did.

MiHale

(12,880 posts)
13. Done in by a diaper laced with a anal necrotizing fungus...
Sat Feb 28, 2026, 09:04 AM
6 hrs ago

that flourished in his ‘swampy area’ and worked it’s way throughout his fetid body.

lark

(26,031 posts)
21. I hope every day to get the news of karma katching up with his death - but so far noooo.
Sat Feb 28, 2026, 09:42 AM
6 hrs ago

Hopes and prayers

jls4561

(3,031 posts)
28. If his head explodes we'll know who to thank.
Sat Feb 28, 2026, 11:41 AM
4 hrs ago

One request: please make it on live TV.

Wicked Blue

(8,804 posts)
27. The first thing I do every morning is to check the headlines
Sat Feb 28, 2026, 11:35 AM
4 hrs ago

while asking myself, "Is he dead yet?"

The next thing I say is "Dammit!"

I wonder if his Board of Peace will chastise him for starting a war.

Nah, they'll just award him the Trump Peace Prize.

Will no one rid us of this turbulent pest?

TexasTowelie

(126,683 posts)
30. Planetary alignment provided directions to "illegal aliens"
Sat Feb 28, 2026, 11:45 AM
4 hrs ago

So that they could cut out the "take me to your Leader" bullshit and begin the anal probe immediately. Patient deceased from hemnoraged colon and galactic war declared by aliens because of the stench.

mercuryblues

(16,312 posts)
31. Someone told him
Sat Feb 28, 2026, 11:49 AM
3 hrs ago

Liquid gold would make him young again.

So he said "I'll have a double"

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