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Aviation Pro

(15,426 posts) Sat Feb 28, 2026, 11:18 AM 4 hrs ago

So, when is little Barron going to be commissioned

As a two-star general? I figure it’s a matter of days since he’s such a military genius like Vasily Stalin.

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So, when is little Barron going to be commissioned (Original Post) Aviation Pro 4 hrs ago OP

Probably inherited the bone spurs. And doesn't want to be sucker or loser vet. And mommy won't let him go. dutch777 4 hrs ago #1

Unfortunately, his bastard is 6'9" too tall for military service Coldwater 4 hrs ago #2

Waivers are a thing Aviation Pro 3 hrs ago #7

Did he flunk out of college? Diamond_Dog 4 hrs ago #3

Or pick up Tom Selleck's reverse mortgage baton. Xavier Breath 4 hrs ago #5

Aren't Russian adherents Field Marshalls? rurallib 4 hrs ago #4

His granddaughter is 18 - time to enlist and do her patriotic duty! Arazi 4 hrs ago #6

Yes put him in something silly like his old man wore... Drum 3 hrs ago #8

dutch777

(5,011 posts)

1. Probably inherited the bone spurs. And doesn't want to be sucker or loser vet. And mommy won't let him go.

Reply to Aviation Pro (Original post)

Sat Feb 28, 2026, 11:21 AM

4 hrs ago

Coldwater

(1,216 posts)

2. Unfortunately, his bastard is 6'9" too tall for military service

Reply to Aviation Pro (Original post)

Sat Feb 28, 2026, 11:22 AM

4 hrs ago

I believe the height limit is 6'8"

Aviation Pro

(15,426 posts)

7. Waivers are a thing

Reply to Coldwater (Reply #2)

Sat Feb 28, 2026, 11:48 AM

3 hrs ago

David Robinson served honorably at 7’0”.

Diamond_Dog

(40,254 posts)

3. Did he flunk out of college?

Reply to Aviation Pro (Original post)

Sat Feb 28, 2026, 11:23 AM

4 hrs ago

He can always hawk health insurance on the tee vee…..

Xavier Breath

(6,605 posts)

5. Or pick up Tom Selleck's reverse mortgage baton.

Reply to Diamond_Dog (Reply #3)

Sat Feb 28, 2026, 11:35 AM

4 hrs ago

rurallib

(64,644 posts)

4. Aren't Russian adherents Field Marshalls?

Reply to Aviation Pro (Original post)

Sat Feb 28, 2026, 11:32 AM

4 hrs ago

I get so confused anymore

Arazi

(8,831 posts)

6. His granddaughter is 18 - time to enlist and do her patriotic duty!

Reply to Aviation Pro (Original post)

Sat Feb 28, 2026, 11:36 AM

4 hrs ago

His grandson is 17 and Im sure this war will still be raging for him to join up next year

Drum

(10,615 posts)

8. Yes put him in something silly like his old man wore...

Reply to Aviation Pro (Original post)

Sat Feb 28, 2026, 11:53 AM

3 hrs ago

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