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eppur_se_muova

(42,144 posts)
Thu Mar 5, 2026, 02:46 AM Mar 5

Poor Corey Lewandowski still doesn't have any official title ! I'm going to help him out by suggesting he's Noem's ...

Official Employee-Toy and Acting Under Secretary.

Purists will object that "Under Secretary" is a location, not a position.

Aaaaaand he's getting paid for it ... you know what that makes him ....

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Poor Corey Lewandowski still doesn't have any official title ! I'm going to help him out by suggesting he's Noem's ... (Original Post) eppur_se_muova Mar 5 OP
Sounds like a position he wouldn't mind having. calimary Mar 5 #1
Noem-Man's-Wand? DFW Mar 5 #2
Captain Corey Lay-Noem-Dumski? Noem's Le Wando? flvegan Mar 5 #3
Why overcomplicate it Danascot Mar 5 #4

DFW

(60,318 posts)
2. Noem-Man's-Wand?
Thu Mar 5, 2026, 05:36 AM
Mar 5

Last edited Thu Mar 5, 2026, 05:13 PM - Edit history (1)

Nothing much comes to mind..........

on edit:

Now heading, of course, for Noem Man's Land.

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