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Orrex

(66,957 posts)
Sat Mar 7, 2026, 08:02 AM 19 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Raptured up halfway but then dropped into the ocean somewhere?

Drowned in oil profits?

Collapsed in ecstatic fervor to have torpedo murdered a ship's crew on international waters?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 19 hrs ago OP
;-{).... Goonch 19 hrs ago #1
Rec malaise 18 hrs ago #2
No but malaise 18 hrs ago #3
For her 400th birthday vampire Melaaaaaniaaaah sucks every last drop of orange blood from the turd. twodogsbarking 18 hrs ago #4
I love telling fundies the rapture happened and they were left behind IronLionZion 18 hrs ago #5
Sadly, not yet, but obviously soon. He's rotting from the inside out. SheltieLover 18 hrs ago #6
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 18 hrs ago #7
Hold the vision. SheltieLover 18 hrs ago #8
I have a dream and a prayer... surfered 17 hrs ago #15
AMEN! During these times i truly wish there was a God. I know for a fact that HE,(she) would 100% bluestarone 16 hrs ago #18
Closer and closer. Hehehe Joinfortmill 18 hrs ago #9
Not close enough malaise 17 hrs ago #12
That is true, my friend. Joinfortmill 16 hrs ago #17
He has to know how many millions across the country & world are waiting for that announcement... hlthe2b 17 hrs ago #10
Punch is adorable MustLoveBeagles 3 hrs ago #24
If only a torpedo could take out the pedo... has a nice ring LymphocyteLover 17 hrs ago #11
He collapsed in the Oval Office after lying his ass off surfered 17 hrs ago #13
Hahaha! You win the thread! SheltieLover 17 hrs ago #14
Thanks, but St Orrex wins the thread everyday with three wonderful possibilities surfered 16 hrs ago #16
St. Orrex of Perpetul Optimism is surely a winner. Everyday SheltieLover 10 hrs ago #21
Flatterer! Every day, at least one reply is funnier than my OP Orrex 5 hrs ago #22
Gasp! Our patron saint! SheltieLover 4 hrs ago #23
Indeed malaise 10 hrs ago #20
I love Lady Gaga's shirt LetMyPeopleVote 11 hrs ago #19
"Raptured up halfway but then dropped into the ocean somewhere" Dulcinea 3 hrs ago #25
Let his days be few and let another take his office. Ocelot II 2 hrs ago #26

twodogsbarking

(18,378 posts)
4. For her 400th birthday vampire Melaaaaaniaaaah sucks every last drop of orange blood from the turd.
Sat Mar 7, 2026, 08:31 AM
18 hrs ago

Then she disappears into the darkness. The end.

niyad

(131,641 posts)
7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Sat Mar 7, 2026, 09:05 AM
18 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(12,963 posts)
15. I have a dream and a prayer...
Sat Mar 7, 2026, 10:25 AM
17 hrs ago

Can I get an amen?
🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

bluestarone

(22,008 posts)
18. AMEN! During these times i truly wish there was a God. I know for a fact that HE,(she) would 100%
Sat Mar 7, 2026, 11:16 AM
16 hrs ago

DESTROY this bunch of NAZI bastards.

hlthe2b

(113,610 posts)
10. He has to know how many millions across the country & world are waiting for that announcement...
Sat Mar 7, 2026, 09:39 AM
17 hrs ago

While some of us can vent with dark humor, or sarcasm, or screaming into the void, we all need a break at least occasionally.

Is there any wonder Ikea's stuffed orangutan has sold out many many many times over:

This little guy ("Punch" ) speaks to that stress.

and to all who give a damn--really give a damn about this country, democracy and its people.

surfered

(12,963 posts)
13. He collapsed in the Oval Office after lying his ass off
Sat Mar 7, 2026, 10:11 AM
17 hrs ago

RFK, Jr had his own special team of surgeons reattach it, with only one complication.

He soon succumbed to asphyxiation.
Let joy abound around the world.

surfered

(12,963 posts)
16. Thanks, but St Orrex wins the thread everyday with three wonderful possibilities
Sat Mar 7, 2026, 10:27 AM
16 hrs ago

and keeping our hopes up!

SheltieLover

(79,619 posts)
21. St. Orrex of Perpetul Optimism is surely a winner. Everyday
Sat Mar 7, 2026, 04:42 PM
10 hrs ago

But this post is right up there!

Orrex

(66,957 posts)
22. Flatterer! Every day, at least one reply is funnier than my OP
Sat Mar 7, 2026, 10:21 PM
5 hrs ago

I'm just happy to keep the ball rolling!

Dulcinea

(9,994 posts)
25. "Raptured up halfway but then dropped into the ocean somewhere"
Sun Mar 8, 2026, 12:24 AM
3 hrs ago

I love the mental picture!

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